Since everyone here is growing out of their Reddit based prequel hate, can we also appreciate how based Jar Jar was?
A fun character that works as a guide to the audience, let's us experience this grand adventure as a fellow outsider. Honestly a top 5 character for me. Good mix of humor and being an outsider in an already strange world.
I used to get mocked for it, but now that all the prequel hating Redditors have been run out, its okay to expose that you liked Jar Jar, they're not here to throw tantrums anymore.
Annon, stop sucking horse cock.
>>64077772
Hahahaha Jar Jar almost got quads haha
>>64077772
Spotted the 16 year old.
Why wouldn't you be a Sith? They do seem much stronger.
Darth Maul took 2 supreme Jedis to take him down.
Dooku actually beat 2 supreme Jedis, including one with one of the highest midichlorian counts ever
Palpatine managed to go unnoticed by the Jedis at the height of their powers, right under their very noses. He outfought Windu and Yoda and was also wiser than Yoda
Vader goes without saying
Why wouldn't you be a Sith?
>>64077695
if the movies had portrayed the sacrificing of your body and spirit in order to use the dark side it would have made more sense to not go with it, sadly it didn't and instead it showed everyone that with it you get to shoot lightning from your fingers, choke people regardless of how far away they were and generally just be stronger than anyone
>>64077695
Because there is no using the dark side, it uses you. Still I'd be game to conquer the force in its entirety and be apart of a new third party.
>>64077695
>Why wouldn't you be a Sith?
bad for your health
>Porkins
> His skill at low-altitude strafing runs and his rotund physique earned him the nicknames "Belly Runner" and "Piggy"
Like his name wasn't fucking enough.
Exactly.
fat people must suffer
>"The lieutenant and I once knew a very fine Human pilot who went by 'Piggy.' There's no 'derogatory component' to it in this squadron. Rather, it's a badge of honor I hope you can live up to."
is there literally anything more autistic than the EU?
The real hero was Porkins
he was just trying to do his job
a real human bean
>He could hold it.
Never 4get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBFwcidw6HM
>>64077423
>tfw his name isn't even Porkins
>tfw it stuck for some god awful reason
Bravo George
the reason rey is so powerful is because she is the embodiment of the force. this is explained in the name of the movie.
more like the embodiment of feminism
she's Sheev's granddaughter
Well that's stupid and I'm not going to accept it just because Abrams and Disney say so.
What was this guy's role? Because as it stands now, he's just an asshole who introduces you to the real villains and then has guest appearances in the next two movies. Do you think, like Jar Jar, he was originally a much larger menace, possibly representing the people's rebellion?
>>64077367
He only wanted peace.
Lord Sidious promised him peace.
>>64077367
he's darth plagueis, like jar jar
He was just a pawn in sheevs game lad
Now that the dust has settled. After following several ratings threads, and general TFA threads, i've come to bring you the official /tv/ general consensus.
>V>IV>VII>VI>III>I>II
>7.0/10
>>64077359
Switch IV and V and you got yourself a list
>>64077374
Are you implying that IV is better than V?
>>64077633
No, i'm flat-out stating that it is.
What did you get for christmas?
I got the Avengers bluray and Transformers collection bluray.
I hate my parents
I don't know yet but a bunch of books that I asked for
won't be any big surprises
nothing
>Anon sure does love his flicks!
ITT we recast the Episode 7 trio
Post lists, pictures for each replacement, or just one pic, whatever you can come up with.
Would you have liked to cast someone else for the roles of the following?
>Rey
>Finn
>Poe
REY- Saoirse Ronan
FINN- Domnhall Gleeson, the first ginger storm trooper
POE- Oscar Isaac, perfect casting tbf.
It'd suck no matter who was in it. Star Wars is a joke.
Merry Christmas.
Rey - Alicia Vikander
Finn - Djimon Hounsou
Poe - Oscar Isaac
Let's solve this once and for all.
Kekekek pretty good is that from /r/4chan?
>>64076919
http://strawpoll.me/6360055
>>64076947
kekekek nice post, is that from r/starwarshype?
>"People don't actually realize it's actually a soap opera and it's all about family problems - it's not about spaceships. So they decided they didn't want to use those stories, they decided they were going to do their own thing so I decided, 'fine.... I'll go my way and I let them go their way.'"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
>My ideas were good, but the execution was shit.
>Some young nerd made a better Star Wars than 5/6 of my movies
>>64076818
The thing about Lucas is that people don't know when he's joking or when he's serious. He was serious when he said he'd make movies for himself. And the dumb reporter laughed thinking it was a joke. While the crush thing is obviously a joke and everyone thinks he's serious.
/tv/ said her career would be over after Twilight, but she seems to be doing ok for herself, what do you think?
https://youtu.be/Gt5-fNuV-ak
she looks like a dude lmao
>>64076648
>penis in butthole
>>64076631
She's actually a good actress.
She's incredible in Clouds of Sils Maria, she just chooses bad roles.
they almost appear to be like brothers bickering and trying to get more of daddy's approval (Snoke), though this could be far from the truth. There always seems to be a bit of tension, especially in this scene where he has his mask off.
THEY ARE GAY LOVERS ANON
>>64076407
>>64076432
do you think Kylo and Hux practice kissing on each other for when they get girlfriends?
I bet Phasma secretly watches through the ventilation that horny bitch...
>>64076407
>they almost appear to be like brothers bickering and trying to get more of daddy's approval (Snoke)
yes hux is jelly that Snoke prefer Kylo because he has the force even tho Kylo doesnt have as much self-control as him since hes not done training.
How could the targeted Republic planets see the Starkiller energy beams coming directly at them if they were traveling at the speed of light?
They were not. The weapon exits hyperspace when it enters the target solar system.
>>64076368
because its a movie.
Because it was so far away and such a huge beam
So it pretty obvious that these two are siblings/twins, right?
Not really.
>>64075485
She isn't that ugly and besides Han solo would have recognized her
>>64075719
They could be cousins.
