Find a Christmas movie more cute than Sundays and Cybele.
>>64073752
Die Hard. Fuck cuteness.
I want to pet Cybele
Literal poetry
ITT: Movie stars that own a surprising amount of sex toys
>>64073574
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
what color is it though?
What is the best Christmas episode of a tv show?
> she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
A few sprung to mind, (Simpsons and Futurama) but the standout to me was the Holiday Armadillo Friends ep. Perfect amount of comedy and heart.
LIIOOTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>64073383
THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE
>>64073383
PODRACING NO STEERING
>>64073383
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU CUT MY ARM D-MAN
Is this sexy stuck up bitch the real star of Spy?
>>64073366
Why's she so sad?
>>64073366
yes
>>64073445
mad not sad
Rotten Tomatoes reviews thread
>>64073172
Not RT but
Why doesn't vader just appear to Kylo Ren as a force ghost and tell him he turned to the lightside at the end?
That's a huge plot hole. I'm not even sure why Kylo Ren wanted to be like Vader in the first place. I'm sure, Luke, Han and Leia all would have told him how tragic of a character he was and how he turned good at the end.
JJ just wanted another Vader character and made stupid shit up.
Snookie blocks ghosts from appearing
So, is Zoe Saldana basically the new Sigourney Weaver?
> hot
> convincing in action roles
> in many major sci-fi franchises, including Star Trek, Avatar, and GOTG
I can't think of any actresses more prevalent in sci-fi right now.
Both were in Avatar so it was like a passing of the torch.
>>64073078
>sigourney weaver
>hot
>>64073134
Are you fucking blind? Have you not seen Alien?
>>64073171
Post Zoe panty
Can someone pls explain to me how this shit was supposed to work?
Did it completely drain any star it came across?
Did it move from system to system or was it stationary? ......wtf??
I'm more interested into how the fuck the First Order did manage to build it without anyone knowing.
The two Death Stars were HUGE projects, even for the Empire at its peak and now a bunch of SS-looking motherfuckers can build a planet-sized system-wrecker without the Republic taking notice and fucking their shit?
>>64074132
It's the equivalent of North Korea building a nuke.
Or Nazi Germany managing the V2 rockets toward the end of WW2.
In any case, why bother thinking about it? You can be sure no-one involved in the production of the movie did.
>>64074132
I'm guessing building a massive thing like that into your own home planet is easier to get away with than building a whole new station out in the middle of nowhere...?
That's just an attempt at a possible justification, i still think the whole thing is hella dumb.
Hands down, best TV show of all time. Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
I wish I could forget it and watch it all over again.
At what cost though? It catapulted JJ Abrams into destroying two franchises and a couple of other shitty movies along the way
>>64072961
>Miles Straum
>Maelstrom
>Poetry, am I right?
>Nothing fucking happens: the character
Would the Star Wars Prequels be seen less harshly if Lucas is not continously fucking up the Original Trilogy?
RLM and Alexandre Philippe did say that the changes in the Special Edition actually add level to the criticisms of the Prequels because George tries so hard to shoehorn in Prequel elements to the point where he sacrificed the values of the characters and the story.
Adding Hayden Christensen being the force ghost in EPVI and putting various CGI elements based on Prequel CGI (Like Jedi Rocks) into the Original Trilogy pretty much strengthens many criticisms about the Prequels
Why do you think that Lucas gets shit on more than Coppola for Godfather 3 and Romero for Land of the Dead? That's because Coppola and Romero were not trying to ruin the legacy of their previous films in the favour of their newer films. Romero did not add 300 CGI zombies into Dawn of the Dead, and Coppola did not add Al Pacino shooting first.
If Lucas had not many changes to the original trilogy, people would be saying "The Prequels were not good and Lucas will be remembered more for The Original Trilogy" instead of "George Lucas ruined Star Wars".
Lucas blew his chances to use The OT to cement his legacy, and instead ruined it by making the OT closer to the one thing that tarnished his legacy.
>>64072814
Also, Prequel fans should support the argument that the Special Edition changes are blocking people from seeing the Prequels more favorably.
If Prequel fans want more people to enjoy The Prequels, then they should support the OT fans in wanting the Original Trilogy released unofficially in its unaltered form.
Yup.
>>64072814
I don't know how much, but I'd pay a whole lot for a 4K/HD/whatever remaster of the theatrical versions of the Original Trilogy with things like black and white R2 fixed and other visual stuff. No Boba Fett walking onto the set and staring at the camera. No "waka chuka bah wah Vu wot loo waaaaahhhhh yah" in Jabba's palace. Just visual update. The only substantive change that might be okay is putting Palpatine is as the Emperor in Episode 5 instead of weird chimp woman. But even then it's not a huge deal.
THIS CHRISTMAS
>>64072738
I'm goin to bed, I'll post tomorrow morning, cya
>>64072754
COMING SOON
>>64072775
LIKE TOMORROW SOON
Letterboxd thread: Merry Christmas edition
Why don't you spend your day shitposting in this thread and talking about movies instead of spending valuable time with loved ones
http://letterboxd.com/AlphaPapa/
Follow the Papa And Merry Christmas ^_^
>>64073396
Merry Christmas papa
Has anybody got any /tv/ repeated gifts from Santa? Post them if so
wow Santa is so thoughtful and kind... It is the exact one I wanted and sent the eBay link to a family member in order to express this
Can we talk about how this is the best film of 2015?
>>64072726
>>>/no/
>>64072726
alright, me first
No le le, because le normies and le reddit likes it
Disney pays 4 billion dollars to buy the rights to the most well-known science fiction series in the world. They announce the EU is no longer canon. They now have Carte Blanche to write the future of Star Wars as they see fit, to do the series and the fans justice.
Money is no object. The finest writers, storyboard artists, consultants, etc... are available to bring any bold vision by JJ Abrams into fruition. What do we get?
>Kylo Ren is a Vader clone. Literally the least imagination required in a new villain.
>The Death Star 3.0: This time it's bigger!!!!
>This death star still has a weak spot that is actually bigger than the first two and is even easier to destroy.
>Entire Death Planet's shields can be brought down by a single stormtrooper captain from a single terminal in the trash building
>Captain Phasma, much hyped and anticipated, does nothing on screen and is a worthless character
>Han Solo, galactically recognized smuggler/hero, is still smuggling shit for a living in his old age.
>R2D2 is in, i wish i was kidding, a robot coma until he magically wakes up with the deus ex machina to luke's hideout
>C3PO awkwardly shoehorned in so that actor's feelings aren't hurt by leaving him out
>Carrie Fisher looks and sounds like shit, and has the worst interactions on screen with Han
>actually ruins Han Solo's character desu
>Finn and Poe are immediately best friends, calling each other nicknames, even running towards each other to hug passionately the SECOND time they ever meet. (probably the gay romance Disney will reveal in the next movie)
>muh Stronk woman Rey is typical Mary Sue instant badass, better pilot than Han Solo at his own ship, better force user/light saber than trained Kylo Ren
>"Droid Please"
all of these are indisputable facts. Disney took a big fat steaming dump on the series and it's fan's by just creating another death star.
honestly i enjoyed the movie 7/10
>They announce the EU is no longer canon.
Source? Or are you pulling that out of your ass
>>64072758
Are you dumb?
What does it even matter?
Tell me, what does "canon" mean to you? You do realize it's ALL FICTION, right?
>>64072758
>I can't google it for myself!
>please spoonfeed me!
it fucking happened
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