What exactly made Gravity so much better than The Martian?
>>64069070
I preferred Gravity back when it was a 2003 anime series called Planetes that actually understood the science it tried to be about.
>>64069070
Matt Damon is kind of an unlikable cunt.
Any 'Scapers out there?
No we have only cutters and weaboos
Everything up until Zhaan has to leave is great. After that the show becomes pretty unbearable.
here
Someone just mentioned JJ has a penis nose and I can't unsee it
What kind of penis have you seen?
remove the nostrils = penis
Is that Barton Fink?
new tv show please
second last was Homeland S05
just finished watching hannibal
>creepy as fuck
>enjoyed greatly
doesn't have to be recent. or similar. just has to be good
>>64068863
she shows her boobs ?
god I already fapped to her.
>>64068972
At least two scenes I remember.
She just recently cuckolded her husband and became pregnant by her coworker on Gotham.
:^)
>>64069034
>She just recently cuckolded her husband and became pregnant by her coworker on Gotham.
I heard about this. but then, women will be women and betas will be betas.
she does not have many nudes though. I hope that she will do more as she understands that she becomes more and more deprecated.
>avoid /tv/ since the release of TFA
>watch it today
>love every part of it
>expect /tv/ to hate it because it has a black guy. it panders to fans of the original trilogy in a way that could be referenced on reddit, and it has a strong female main character.
>/tv/ hates it for all of those reasons
>expect /tv/ to post b8 like TFA being better than the prequels but both are shitty
>/tv/ does exactly that
lmao at least be a bit less predictable
RIP OP's film taste
>>64068766
nice one m8
heres a reddit image for you before you respond with another
This is how you ruin the face of Star Wars
Driver is at least more convincing than Christensen. I don't think you appreciate how bad he was. Probably the worst thing about the prequels tbqh
>>64068637
>ruin
>Hayden considered one of the worst actors and shit parts of the prequels
>Driver considered one of the best parts of TFA
Ok buddy
>>64068637
Driver can actually act
Who remembers Backstroke of the West?
Or the time the Chinese tried to create English subtitles for revenge of the sith.
For anyone that wants the full thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M
>parents take their little kid to a movie that's not for children
>scream, cries and ruins the movie for everyone in the theater
>Parents take children to an area where they must sit still and be quiet for a minimum of 90 minutes
Why do people do this exactly
>>64068537
Because they're idiots.
>>64068469
And what movie did you see that wasn't for children you patrician frog blogger
So...
Was it that even with revenge, he could never escape the hallucinations and nightmares that followed him around?
Spoonfeed me.
Or maybe it was that he was a walking contradiction; he lost his wife and son and most likely wanted to die but thought that one should live on to the true end?
the bear killed him, everything else was the afterlife.
if you couldn't figure this out yourself you aren't fit to consume films.
>>64068476
nice meme
>TRADER!
What did he mean by this?
TRAITOR
Trader. Joe's Trader.
>>64068328
a synonym for merchant
he called him a jew
>Rey flies the Falcon once and suddenly knows more about it than Han and Chewie do
>Flies it better on her own than any two pilots have ever flown it, despite specifically stating that "it would be easier with a co-pilot"
>Rey can fix a hyperdrive even though she's never left Jakku since she was a child and therefore has never been in a situation involving a hyperdrive malfunction
>Han and Chewie ever allowing the Falcon, their prized possession, to be "stolen," which will never be explained
>Finn has literally no reason to defect if the First Order actually indoctrinates people to the extent that's implied
>Finn and Poe have zero reason to trust each other yet have a buddy cop bromance right off the bat for no reason
>Kylo can freeze blaster bolts in midair yet struggles against a janitor with no Force affinity because muh bowcaster wound
>Meanwhile a random stormtrooper with a stun baton easily defeats the same janitor
>And that same janitor admits he knows nothing about the shields, but somehow knows exactly what the "thermal oscillator" is and its exact location on the Starkiller Base
>Starkiller Base AKA "Not A Death Star"
>they literally fly down a trench to destroy it
>>64068178
>can't fly through stars or supernovas in hyperspace according to ANH, yet shitty Disney/Marvel logic allows Han to fly through the Starkiller's shield in hyperspace by "timing it just right," when Ackbar literally states that their ships can't penetrate the shield one minute before this. Also, the X-Wings can't do this same trick even though they have perfectly good hyperdrives
>the shields are never properly disabled, just turned off by Phasma, which doesn't sound any kind of alarm to Hux or anyone else in the First Order
>Kylo leaves Rey to be guarded by a lone stormtrooper even though he already knows she has the Force and explains this to Snoke right before she uses it to escape by magically teaching herself the Jedi mind trick without even knowing what it is, when ten minutes before this Kylo freezes her in place and mindfucks her
>Rey goes from not even realizing the Force is real to being able to pull Luke's lightsaber away from Kylo in the span of one movie, while no other Force user progresses this quickly without training or in a single movie: Luke took two movies to just barely pull his lightsaber and escape the wampa in ESB, and still isn't powerful enough to actually beat Sheev by the end of RotJ
>>64068189
>Phasma is literally thrown in the trash after getting almost no screen time, just so they can make a shitty OT reference
>Han is basically just there to make OT references and pep talk the new characters
>says "I've got a bad feeling about this" AFTER something bad is already explicitly shown to be happening
>New Republic are a bunch of space pacifists who have apparently disarmed and dismantled their star fleet for no reason, totally invalidating the Alliance's struggle in the OT, and are localized entirely in one system waiting to be destroyed
>Han and Luke just giving up and disappearing for thirty years at the first sign of trouble, also totally invalidating the OT
>R2D2 can go into magical "low power mode" which locks out any access to his databanks, yet couldn't do this in ANH when it would've truly been useful
>When they get back from blowing up the Not A Death Star, Leia completely ignores Chewie, Han's best friend, and instead runs to hug Rey, who she just met like an hour ago, even though Chewie and Leia have been through shit together and have experienced the loss of Han before
[spoilers]This movie was garbage, search your feelings, you know it to be true :^)[/spoilers]
>>64068178
is it explained why Han (who is a legendary war hero) has no money? they could have at least made him like a death stix addict or something
it just doesnt make sense that hes whoring himself out to TWO people on some retarded super dangerous deal. and like hes screwed these people over before? why? why is he broke? what the fuck is going on and why is this not going to be explained?
but no, they needed Han to be good old Han and that involves being in debt and in trouble, its like poetry!
you wanna talk some shit?
>>64068165
Call these muthafuckas asap
I called mystery nigga and the next time I turned on my computer there were like pentagrams and shit set as my wallpaper
kinda worried
Is that Samuel Ice Jackson?
>a mexican character
>played by michael pena
>>64068163
>he puts on a shitty accent for it
>think we finally have a nice Mexican representative in the form of Michael Peña
>he's a Scientologist
Who would you guys want to see?
No novela bullshit.
interview with a vampire or interview with the vampire?
looney toons or looney tunes?
"life is like a box of chocolates" or "life was like a box of chocolates"?
"mirror, mirror on the wall" or "magic mirror on the wall"?
What was the point of Mike in Fargo?
google it you retard, the movie isn't new
>>64068069
To make fun of Asian men for being unable to attract white women, while white men pillage droves of Asian women.
The best explanation I ever heard is that finding out Yanagita told her a whole long fake story made her doubt Jerry Lundegaard.
It's really tenuous, and it doesn't make sense to me, but it is the best explanation I've heard.