http://www.celebritytypes.com/star-wars/test.php
Tarkin master race checking in.
>2015
>Anything but Han
I'm a good friend
>>64062977
you were a good friend
You're in a club when this walking carpet slaps your girl's ass.
wat do?
>>64062764
Shoot him and collect my discovery of Sasquatch reward
KASHYYYKED
>>64062764
but this is my fetish
- Poke Digimon shoots the very Stormtrooper that elicits the brain wipe of FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87
- Digimon cracks jokes seconds after his friend (spiritual mentor?) is slain before him; seemingly more interesting in the stationary laser bolt than anything else
- Gey is a skilled parkourist yet runs like an octopus on land
- Fellow scavenger gives up the semmingly valuable B8-Ball without as much as an argument
- Seasoned scavenger, Gey won't give up a droid she just found for orders of magnitude more than it's worth
- "Junk" MF has been sitting right there for time immemorial without anyone recognising it
- Clearly foreign "junk" to Gey, she can fly it better than Han
- Never having trained in gunnery, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 is making Death Star trench run -like shots in seconds
- Gey knows the the MF's workings inside-out, despite not even recognising the ship
- Gey / FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 do not recognise Solo and co., despite know of all their legendary feats (no photographic technology in SW land?)
- Racist vagina dentata balls eat everything... 'cept FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87
- ...Gey randomly bashes a console to save him (the Farce?)
- Rey thinks Luke etc are a "myth", yet has his helmet, lives in an AT-AT, has a Luke doll (Alzheimer's?)
- After their travails, our "hero", FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 has no interest in staying... until he sees Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ fire its load and wants to pop back for a 'I told you so!'
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87's only one apparent 'skill' is using a blaster rifle, yet he does not use it to arrest Gey's capture by Gaylord Rimjob; only running and screaming like nigs are synonymous for doing
- Gey not only blocks Gaylord Rimjob's Force interrogation, but reverses it mid-mind-fuck
- Gey 'learns' the Jedi mind trick on her third checkpoint continue
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 is used as the basis for the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ terror attack without his credentials even being queried...
Is this even English
>>64062588
- Not minutes after reuniting with Solo, after seemingly years apart, Leia's first action is to send him on a suicide mission
- Being found out as an effluent ape, Solo continues with their 'plan', endangering the entire Rebel hegemony
- Chewbarebacker commits first cardinal sin of warfare - splitting up - and sends Solo to his effective death
- ...He then fails to cover Solo from 'the high ground', Analkin
- Gaylow Rimjobs sixth sense for faggot-cock spans the entire Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™, but not a few meters next to or behind his person
- Clearly possessed, Solo - now fully cognisant of the Force and its wiles - martyrs himself
- Chewbarebacker lets off a Parthain shot, as if to exonerate himself from his complicity in Solo's murder
- Perhaps worse, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 - adamant "now victory can be had against TFO" - takes no action either, upon seeing Solo confront Gaylord
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 holds his own against Gaylord, only to have his spinal cord cauterised, leading to certain, instant death... except in Disney World
- After everything that was risked for the MacGuffin - Luke - once found, he's delegated a mourning (?) Wookie and an unknown dyke to beckon him
- That 'Lost' final scene... (kek)
>>64062679
'Finnglish'
So TBS started their Christmas Story 24 hr marathon.
If you dont have a TV you can stream it here for the next 24 hours.
http://instasync.com/r/YellowZippo
>>64062506
Honestly one of my favorite traditions. On any other day of the year its a 6/10 movie at best, but on Christmas, it's perfect.
>>64062573
Why would you watch it outside of christmas?
Why are you not marathoning The Lord of the Rings trilogy on Christmas eve? You some kind of faggot?
>>64062472
cuz it sux :^)
>>64062493
ebin xd
Cause I'm too busy getting drunk and trying forget how lonely I am and pathetic my life is
Jar Jar was supposed to be a Sith Lord but SW fans are retarded and fucked everything up. Prove me wrong.
I don't fucking care
Go fuck yourself.
Stop making threads
>>64062364
/thread
>>64062345
>Prove me wrong
Fucking basic logic proves you wrong
>Simon: You know, you look pretty good for your age.
>Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
So question. Aside from the obvious sexual undertone here, what the hell was that joke about? I didn't get it.
>>64062322
He was trying to use humor to make himself feel better in a bizarre situation where he's completely out of his depth. Making a snarky remark about her looking good for her age was supposed to be surrealist humor using a "normal" comment.
>>64062449
No I meant her statement.
>>64062476
Santa lives for thousands of years.
Why are there no good black movie directors? At least I can't think of any. Can you?
You're just a pleb
Faqua is pretty based, Lee makes good movies but is involved in too much identity politics, Mc Queen will become a GOAT, Daniels, who knows, he has potential
What's everyone's most recently watched episode of Star Trek? How did you like it? I'm currently watching pic related. Scotty dindu nuffin.
>>64062049
night terrors
Remember Me
Dr. Crusher episodes are the fucking best
>>64062049
I watch TOS and TNG yearly, so my last ep was All Good Things... (TNG)
10/10 ep
How did Bill get BB?
I don't know, guess
By systematically subverting her selfworth.
No like I mean did Bill have a doctor and nurse come with him to make a c-section and grab the baby?
Is he high enough in the system that he managed to just collect the baby from the authorities after the bridge had gone to the hospital?
What did you think of the lobster?
I'm Greek and watched Dogtooth. Greeks don't speak like that. The actors in both films pause and then tell the line like robots, like they have no emotions.
Lanthimos did that in both pictures and three languages (Greek, English and French). Is it a choice with a meaning or just a pretentious trick?
It's a stylistic decision, like Scarlet Johnson's performance in Under the Skin. I personally found it funny and somewhat unsettling, which I believe is the intent.
I think at least for the Lobster it's intentional, cuz it's all about forced relationships and how contrived and unnatural they are
It's called "deadpan" and it's a style
Talking about Greeks - did anyone else felt like this movie a lot like a myth? Ending especially, with himbling himself for love
What is your opinion on 12 Angry Men?
It's a fantastic drama.
I dunno what these other faggots are going to say, though.
>>64061944
It was fun, I like court room drama. Perry Mason type shit. The whole thing seemed a little too convenient though, fuck that little old lady.
It's fucking fantastic.
This is how each court room should be run. Based on reason not fucking emotions.
Dude, what the fuck???? I figured around 800 million, but 7 billion? I'm in fucking shock. What the fuck??????
>>64061912
Well he made 4 billion on selling Star Wars to Disney alone.
>building a museum in chicago
>manages to piss off people in sanfran and chicago
Based as fuck tbqfhfam
That's what you get if you make high quality film. Just compare that to jjs puny cash pile. Lucas did quality imaginative work and got rewarded
Do liberals actually think this movie is good?
I thought this was the Big Short.
>>64061908
starring Brad Pitt as Young George Lucas
>bf worked at sec in 2007
>points out all the mistakes
Not that many actually
itt characters that are literally you
pic related
I was an extra on the walking dead.
Just part of a herd
I love bringing boys together MMMHwhatever happened to that meme anyways?
