>proceduralshit
>generic soap opera
>writing is shit
>every character is one-dimensional
This is literally a show for dumb old bitches. Why do Lynchfags ride its dick so much and say it's on par with Sopranos or The Wire?
>b-but it's okay if it's a parody
No, doing the same shit every other shit show does and claiming "it's a parody" is not a parody.
>>64061361
Confirmed for only having watched the first episode
>proceduralshit
>generic soap opera
>writing is shit
>every character is one-dimensional
This describes both the Sopranos and the Wire.
You literally didn't even watch the show
How did we go from THIS...
to THIS?
>>64061227
Reboot?
>>64061205
no one cares about these sand niggers. the pure race looks better in egyptian clothing
>>64061195
it flopped didn't it? i know netflix won't release any info about how it did, but we all know it was a failure, right?
>>64061195
SJWs on suicide watch
>>64061217
It really was
And this time it wasn't just /tv/ being raging assholes, Jessica Jones is seriously one of the worst shows on TV
Domestic Avatar is going down
still don't think worldwide will beat avatar
>>64061176
>those pathetic numbers
Based Jim does it again.
And soon he's going to break the record he's already broken.
Star Fags on suicide watch.
I still have hope for Episode 7 taking down Avatar. I think its staying power in theaters plus its strong opening will put it over the top.
>>64061176
>Domestic Avatar is going down
OP confirmed for butthurt hater
I was blown away by how bad this guy looked.
Its one thing that they chose to make the big bad cgi in a movie of 95% models, but what really bothered me is just how bad the cgi looked.
Is it 2003? Could they really not afford better looking cgi?
I just can't fathom how they watched the Snoke scenes before release and thought "yeah, that looks good".
>Could they really not afford better looking cgi?
It's not so much a matter of cost than it is time. I'm pretty sure I read or watched an interview with Andy Serkis where he said they were still designing Snoke way late into the production. He did the motion capture without any idea of what he would look like.
>>64061076
Did they even need CGI for him? Makeup could have pulled off the exact same look.
>>64061174
I completely agree. I mean they were clearly going for a Voldtemort ripoff, but in that case they should have just done a gaunt actor with makeup and digital touch ups like they did with Ralph Feines.
Anyone else watching It's a Wonderful Life?
Or do you just have pleb Christmas Eve traditions?
Which do you guys watch, colourized or original?
>http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare/wonderfullife.htm
Both look pretty good
>>64061811
Original is best but Donna Reed is hot in colour
Watching the black-and-white version on TV.
Makes me sad I'll never live in a world like that. I'll just be an underemployed childless shitbag working a dead-end job as the media tells me ad infinitum how evil I am for existing and having white skin and a penis.
>tfw america doesn't want to watch a busty jewish qt singing dark comedy songs
why even live?
Just post the webms
"""""comedy"""""
What's the best lightsaber? I don't care how you judge it, be it looks, usability, or if it's just popping fresh, yo.
>>64060589
Mace Windu saber looks different.
I'd say late Obi Wan or late Luke.
>>64060589
Dooku's. Nigga just has a fucking slick one
>>64060589
Qui-Gong's because it isn't bulky.
I just got back from the theater, what the fuck did I just pay money for
>Shakey ABRAMS ACTION that's no better than a Micheal bay film
>filled with "LOL REMEMBER THIS THING? REMBER THE ORIGNALS>?! XD
>Unlikable cast that couldn't act
>Retarded fucking villain
>The Empire has another Death Star with the SAME FUCKING WEAKNESS THAT KILLS THE WHOLE THING AS IF THEY DIDN'T LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES
>Abrams bragged for months about them using "Acutal Make up effects and no CG" yet literally every fucking alien in the movie was god damn CG ala Lucas
I hate that fucking faggot Abrams and I hate this garbage movie.
omg you posted it again you madman
>>64060216
I don't even browse /tv/ you faggot, I come from /tg/ I am pissed about this movie.
>>64060244
>I hate that fucking faggot Abrams and I hate this garbage movie.
we all do, don't worry
It's not on tv, you say?
it's on here.
http://bundy-online.blogspot.com/2013/01/its-bundyful-life-part-1.html
(i'm using source 2)
then
http://bundy-online.blogspot.com/2013/01/its-bundyful-life-part-2.html
Is this the episode where this fat comedian dude angel visits Al and shows him what his family's life would be like if Al wasn't in their life and it's so much better for him? And then at the end when the fat comedian dude angel has done his duty he starts spinning around and calling his ex wife a crazy fat bitch and whore?
here's a different classic holiday episode
http://bundy-online.blogspot.com/2013/01/you-better-watch-out.html
kelly's outfit off the annual Bundy Christmas feast at Denny's.
>"There are some people that think Rey is a Mary Sue.. if you think Rey is a Mary Sue, then I got news for you. You're an idiot, and you have NO idea what a Mary Sue is"
Thoughts on John Campeas rant on people who are calling Rey a Mary Sue?
He is an redditor idiot
who?
Cucked
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>Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens has been dominating at the box office.
>And it looks like the highly-popular sci-fi franchise may face some stiff competition for it's next release.
>James Cameron confirmed that Avatar 2 will be shooting in early 2016 with an expected release date of Christmas 2017.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3372515/Director-James-Cameron-confirms-Avatar-2-release-date-does-affect-release-Star-Wars-Episode-XIII.html
BASED JIM READY TO BLOW DISNEY AND FAT NERDS THE FUCK OUT AGAIN!
>>64059853
STAR WARS BTFO
It's over disney shills!
Prepare for JC to destroy your anus.
>Avatar = highest grossing movie of all time
>Avatar = greatest flop of all time
poetry ?
>Let it go
What did she mean by this?
>>64059848
she's giving you permission to cum imo
just release all the gayness that honestly every straight person has to just be suppressing because I mean otherwise they just wouldn't be normal, right, it's not right to not be a bit gay
Frozen is good because it only has white people and culture in it
Can you guys Recommend me some good movies?
La Dolce Vita
>>64059402
go spend time with your family you socially recluse faggot
Chinatown. It's a masterpiece.
Was this movie a first draft? It's a fucking mess.
> The "Resistance" is now the "Galactic Army" and are just that, an army.
> The old man Kylo Ren kills at the Jakku base is Poe's father
> Ren can freeze blaster shots with a lot of concentration but cannot freeze people
> BB-8 has the full map to Luke all in one piece, as the fragmented mad idea really makes no sense
> Snoke is removed entirely and General Hux fills that position as the one who started the First Order. Hux greatly respects the dark side of the force and the “glorious” empire but he and Kylo Ren still clash. An obvious power struggle between the two
>The First Order are more like the Rebels in the OT as they are way weaker than the New Republic, There is no death star 3.0 or Emperor 2.0. Less rehashing. The Army has been looking for the Order’s main base for years as they are slowly getting more powerful and they can no longer shrug them off as a non threat.
> Fin has killed good guys before, and kills on Jakku before stopping and thinking about what he's done, where he is later berated in front of other stormtroopers by Captain Phasma and they all call him a pussy for having emotions
> Rey can't fly at all and hasn't ever used a blaster
> When Fin meets Rey he is discovering his free range of emotions for the first time, a running theme of the film would be Fin realising what certain emotions are
> When Fin and Rey are escaping, BB-8 see’s Poe who has been captured by the Scrapyard owner (who want’s to trade him to the First Order for a cash reward), a fist fight breaks out to save him, Fin just gets in the way while Rey holds her own
> They escape in a clunky Scrapheap Collector Ship instead of the Falcon. With Poe flying, Fin shooting and Rey trying to remove the hyperdrive limiter (That's there to prevent ships from being stolen)
> Fin has inner conflict about killing other Stormtroopers
> After escaping they all congratulate each other and see their friendships strengthen, Poe shamelessly hits on Rey, but she's a stronk women and blows him off
> We get down time on the ship and the three mains discuss stuff.
> Rey talks about her depressing past and how she's always wanted to be part of the Army, thrilled to hear that she's with two members of the army at which point Rey finds out about Fin being an ex-trooper. She’s mad and feels lied too.
> Fin talks about being raised to do nothing but kill and how he couldn’t help but feel different from the others. It’s also established that Fin has no idea what parents are.
> Poe talks about his family's long history with the rebellion and the Army and how he can't let them down.
> We get glimpses of Kylo Ren talking to some off screen object like a madman and only towards the end of the film is it revealed to be the mask of Darth Vader
> Poe says that due to him being stationed on Jakku he has no idea where the secret base is but thinks he might know where to find someone who does know.
> They go to that forrest bar place and find Han who looks pretty washed up sitting in a booth with Chewy drinking.
> Han’s still married to Leia but tired of being tied to the rebellion and the Army and has secretly gone back into smuggling on the side, much to Leia's dismay. Their relationship is rocky but still operational
> Chewie actually looks older and rougher. A budding friendship is implied between Chewie and Fin
> Han blows them off before they bring up Luke’s map and he takes them to the Falcon. As they leave the bar they are watched by a suspicious alien
>>64059036
> Han show’s them Luke’s lightsaber and says how Lando found it on Cloud City. Brings up that Lando (who became a well known war hero and political figure) was assassinated a few years back
> When Han finds out Fin was a Stormtrooper he puts a gun to Fin’s head, saying if he fucks up even in just a small way he will personally kill him… slowly.
> Fin show’s Rey how to use a blaster while apologising for having to lie to her, he asks her to come with him to the outer rim saying that they don’t belong with the Army as they will be hunted down by the First Order. She declines trying to get Fin to do what’s right but Fin admits that he’s always been a coward. Fin leaves to find someone who can take him to the outer rim
> That suspicious alien and a rival smuggling gang show up and say they are tired of not getting their money and spotted Han with the fugitives so they want him to turn them over so they can take them to the first order
> First Order arrives and we get a fun three way battle between our main characters and the backup X-Wings, the First Order and the rival smugglers
> Fin changes his mind and trys to go back, finding the Saber on a dead smuggler who had disarmed Han and the gang
> Fin subdues a fellow stormtrooper in the midst of the battle to try and let him see he doesn't have to be a mindless soldier, the trooper doesn't give a fuck and keeps trying to kill him “Traitor!’. Showing Fin that other stormtroopers are too brainwashed and are lost causes
> Rey gets captured with BB-8 but using her technical know how puts BB into a coma like state before being captured. Fin, Han and Poe see this.
>>64059071
> With Fin giving the Army the location of the First Order base, Leia suggest they simply bomb it to stop them from getting to Luke, stating that its worth not finding Luke than letting Ren find Luke.
> Fin says he won't let Rey die for the greater good and promises he can get into the base, lower the radars so their ships can get close enough without getting fucked up and save Rey in the process.
> Han convinces Leia that it’s the right thing to do and elects to go with Fin. This is where we find out that Han is Kylo Ren’s dad for the first time.
> Poe gives Fin a GPS like device so he and his squad will know where he is and won’t blow him to shit
> Rey doesn't break out using the force nor use the force at all, Ren simply senses it while interrogating her and leaves without a word.
> Fin, Han and Chewy find BB-8 just as some technicians fix him. They lower the shields and then release Rey from a control tower where she promptly runs off before they can get down to her cell
> We find out Fin is force sensitive (like Leia) as he senses Rey and goes after her
> Han confronts his son and in their conversation we find out that Han knew Ren had killed Lando in a vain attempt to show the First Order means business to the New Republic
> This is also the first time we see Ren without his mask
> Han’s death is largely the same but he doesn't fall into oblivion and Chewy goes full rage to recover his body and bring it back
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