So is this how it is?
Every retard can use a lightsaber now without any sort of training?
I feel like I could do alright with a lightsaber.
It's a fucking sword. Plus Finn wasn't even good at using it because he never had any experience.
No, he fucking sucked ass at it. He couldn't do shit and got his ass kicked. Even the fucking girl had to "realize the power of the force" or whatever before she started to fight decently.
Saw episode VII today.
Pretty good besides for this trash character.
>can instantly use the force
>can use a lightsaber and DEFEAT SOMEONE TRAINED BY LUKE LIKE ITS NOTHING WITH NO PRIOR TRAINING
>knows more about the falcon then han
>wasn't that great of an actor either desu
>>64069950
>Pretty good besides for this trash character.
Yeah if you like soulless, sanitized, nostalgia pandering cash grabs.
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Force Awakens Into Darkness is underwhelming t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m.
>>64069999
sick quads
>>64069950
>DEFEAT SOMEONE TRAINED BY LUKE
People don't even seem to know that Luke's not even that great of a Jedi master.
Not only did he train for a week tops, it was flawed training. He was impulsive. He had a tinge of the dark side in him by the end of Jedi, and if it weren't for Vader, he wouldn't have made it out alive.
Luke's the first Jedi in a generation. What makes you think he can hold a candle to the standards set to the great Jedi before him?
He's a good Jedi, but a flawed one. Can you really be surprised when he turns out to be a flawed teacher?
>>64069999
>Guardians of the Galaxy: The Force Awakens Into Darkness is underwhelming t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m.
For the record, I hated both Guardians of the Galaxy and Star Trek 2 and enjoyed TFA a decent amount.
The end of the ROTJ novelization from 1983
since when did the fucking plebs on this board start caring about novels?
>You were right. Tell your sister you were right about me.
>Que empire song played in d
It was beautiful, anon. Had me in tears.
>>64069918
>He smiled up again at his son, and for the first time, loved him. And for the first time in many long years, loved himself, as well.
very touching
Who is the best talk show host, and why is it Conan O'Brien?
2bh family, it'sGraham Norton
lame jokes, dull interview skills, annoying as all fuck sidekick
He works best with other comedy people especially stand ups
Two of these actors have Oscars
I'm from the universe where leo got them both
Two of them were willing to suck off the comittee
>>64069682
for best actress?
Too bad the Warcraft movie is going to bomb. Kills any chance of a Starcraft movie
>>64069600
They'd give it to some fuccboi like Abrams or Blomkampf
>>64069600
Do you have any proof or are you just throwing around crystal balls and pissing everywhere?
Stooge.
>>64069600
Blizzard ruined Starcraft with S2 anyway.
This. This turned into Darth Vader.
>>64069567
How do you go from that...
sup reddit
>>64069586
to this.
PHILLL
they can't handle peter's banter
>>64069517
I crack up at this commercial every time I see it.
>>64069517
FUCK YOU PETER, FUCK YOUUUUUU
the name is bond,_jane_bond
>>64069504
cant be worse than Skyfall or Spectre, honestly
>>64070364
What was wrong with Spectre, anon? I enjoyed it.
can't be worse than casino royale to be honest family
I want to start a little dvd collection because Id like to have the physical copy of things. Will it be super lame to have dvds in 10 years?
>i want to waste money collecting low resolution inferior transfers of films and im worried what people will think of me in 10 years for doing so
>>64069423
>Will DVD die out?
PLEASE GOD KILL IT ALREADY
WIPE IT FROM THE EARTH AS IF IT NEVER EXISTED
NO MORE SCREENER SEASONS AT 480P EYECANCER
ITS 2 0 FUCKEN 1 5
DVD will die out, however it is smart to have those CD booklet things full of DVD's that you really enjoy. Don't be an autist and have it all displayed on some shelf.
That's the ultimate pussy deflector.
Honestly I get that the empire is supposed to be space nazis but that speech scene felt more like a parody or something
Like Hitler in Inglorious Bastards or some shit like that
and meanwhile successful movie is successful and you are a fat bitter loser posting his fag critique on a chinese gardening website good job dumbfuck
>>64069399
>ad populum
If it's successful, and people swallow it up, it makes it good somehow?
>>64069375
Gotta love the fuccboi twins Ren and teen Hitler.
Sooo his life turned out shit because his dad didnt buy him a toy? And his neighbour became a billionaire because his dad did buy him said toy? Wut?
You guys will literally watch anything.
>said
Reddit is that way, kid
>>64069227
He is just recalling from his childhood
I used to like sinbad
No fucking idea why
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > Ewoks: The Battle for Endor > Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure > Holiday Special > Captain EO >>> dying an early and painful death before reproducing >>> 2
gotta agree, senpai
I'm sick of this 3 > 6 meme tbqh
>>64069226
i'm sick of this 7 > anything but 1 and 2 meme to be quite honest myself, weeb
Ignore obvious shill thread
Is this movie worth buying?
>>64069141
didn't you watch it? It was horrible. why would you want to watch it twice. they will probably have it on netflix
>>64069190
I never seen it before, but I really want to see it high with my friends but idk if it'll be good as Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>64069141
>>64069241
Yes it's good. Memers on TV will try to convince you it's terrible but it's not. Easily a 7.5-8/10. You won't notice any of the "flaws" when watching the movie. Not as good as Guardians but pretty damn good.
Also,
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
Oh for fuck sakes.
Disney really, really wants to sell Star Wars to girls.
>>64069104
Why isn't the dark side water proof?
>>64069134
this but also you gotta pay for a movie that has no product placement, aside from the obvious toys
