Sum up your life in one movie
>>64094580
>another todd solondz
w-what does it mean anon
Are Macaulay Culkin's grandparents ever mentioned in the Home Alone movies? The rest of his extended family is featured
that's the former owner of 4chan's dad
Moot's aged terribly.
meme
What will JJ do next?
your mom
>>64094483
FUCKING REKT
the nearest oven
Anyone else watching this? What do you think? Michael Cera surprised me.
>>64094061
Is it anything like Coppola's other films?
>>64095667
what?
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what exactly was wrong with these posters anyway?
>>64094057
is that professor xavier in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
everytime
are you fucking serious OP?
Will she show up in the movies?
>>64093945
She'll probably die in Rebels.
>>64093945
i thinks she's reys mum
Yes and zoe saldana will play her
>There are some people on /tv/ right now who need a licence to watch TV
So, explain this shit to me, what does the licence do? How do you get it?
Do you have to walk into a test center, watch a show for an hour, and then they're like "okay, he can watch TV. Get him a licence" ????
There's nowt on UK TV tonight, lads. What shall I watch?
There's a written and a technical test.
The written one is a load of questions about big televised events in history.
The technical one is to see whether you can operate the remote.
There's more to it than above, but that should give you the general idea.
>>64093942
And people say Burgerclaps are retarded.
It's not a fucking car, do you need to go to college to switch on the microwaves too? What the fuck.
>8 movies of youths having magnificent adventures
>ends with miserable, alcoholic looking middle aged losers having to deal with their ugly ginger children
What did they mean by this?
That its the circle of life, its shit.
JUST
>>64093775
They're British. They all age like milk.
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Whats your top cozy movie?
btw nothing is cozier than the ninth gate
>>64093748
nothing is cozier than depp's daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNsHPlQRak
The Ninth Gate is insanely comfy. I don't know why or how, but I can watch it daily.
I should re-watch that, I'm looking for something comfy right now
goddamn this ending
>>64093702
was pretty amazing yeah
>>64093702
Did this movie make anyone else feel Filthy?
>>64093742
Fucking this. That final tear-eyed smirk is revolting.
What does /tv/ think of Portlandia?
I'm really enjoying it. The writing can get pretty clever at times.
>what does /tv/ think of my liberal jew show XDXDXD?!?!?!
>>64093902
Its pretty good.
you will never be the pull out king :/
>Itt: we assign boards to classic Christmas movie characters.
/r9k/
/s/
/pol/
/jp/
I was told by several people that the rock monsters as seen in the 2014 film Noah were actual the part of the biblical text.
Can someone please tell me what passages they were mentioned in?
Google only brings me to criticism about the movie's "inaccuracy".
As a person who was actually there when it happened. It's true, all of it. The monster, the flaming sword.
Are you guys ready for the Biblical cinematic univere?
>it's end of times
>the devil walks on earth
>the prophets
>Moses comes from the sky, followed by Noah, John,and Joshua
>it's over Satan
>>64093297
It's pretty cool. If I recall correctly it is from some part of the talmud or something.
The angels being made from light thing is an islamic thing.
kind of feels like he took all sorts of awesome things from old religions and put it all in to one thing.
How would Episode 7 be if George Lucas would create it?
>>64093295
>muh green screen
Better
>>64093295
Shit
What the fuck? I thought Luke's lightsaber was remade after he lost his father's. So what makes Ren think that it is his grandfather's legacy, it is his by right? Did I miss something?
I'm pretty sure the one they have is Anakin's light saber.
>>64093267
Did you watch return of the jedi retard?
>>64093267
You didn't miss anything, Abrams is a hack
