Did Yoda literally mean that there are literally only two siths at a given time?
Or did it actually mean that both Jedis and Siths operate with a standard two-man team?
Yoda's quote was "Always two there are" but wasnt Yoda just confirming that there is infact a Phantom Menace?
there are only two at any given time
yeah, your EU fanfiction is not canon
It could have been the latter, but then Lucas had to ruin it with his world-building by saying the Rule of Two meant the former and was started after the Jedi thought the Sith were extinct. But then how did the Jedi know about the Rule of Two?
Doesn't matter what Yoda said because it's based on EU content which is now irrelevant.
Sooo why didn't Kylo just use that stasis force power on Rey and then cut her head off? Why did he even bother saber dueling her?
she probably got at least the few level-ups during the escape from the base. she probably has better rolls against force powers, plus diminishing returns considering he already used force push on her
>>64115683
why do jedi use the force in the first place?cant they just go full akira?
>>64115683
he wanted to be a real badass dark jedi and have a cool light saber fight
>Everyone who's seen it has already seen it
>It'll die down
Americans are stupid
>>64115675
>What is christmas day
What better way to torture your relatives by going and seeing a shitty movie so you don't have to talk to each other?
TFA is literally just a massive marketing campaign using a paid for franchise to get all that Christmas money out of people, either by toys, ticket sales or whatever else.
>>64115675
>Everyone who's seen it has already seen it
well...yeah
because lets be honest he's been afk for years so he's gonna be all backwards and shit with communication on a desolate rock.
also they could have it in the final fight he stops talking in that yoda mannerism and talks normally because he's gone into super serious mode and literally rekts everything
I could dig it, they'd have to make it epic when he reverts back to normal speech though because so far nothing epic has struck me about this film
it would be nostalgic and shit, the abrams way.
>>64115548
At most he'll be like Obi Wan.
how come a series of music videos are more beautifully poignant than any movie made in the last 5 decades? is the film industry artistically bankrupt?
>>64115500
Because movies have yet to tap into the full potential of pseudo child pornography
Music videos rely on quick cool looking visuals that have little context or meaning often copying or parodying artists of all sorts of mediums. Film on the other hand, you have to tell a story and keep the audience engaged in your story. An example of good visual poignancy that fails to deliver on story are Hannibal or anything directed by Tarsem, on the other hand Jodorowsky delivers on visuals, story, and themes.
making money is better than making art
Can we at least agree he was better than that rotting orange hag in TFA?
I would've taken a hundred Jar Jars over one Maz fucking Kanata.
>>64115374
No. Maz was hardly in TFA. Jar Jar pretty much ruined TPM
>>64115374
Jar Jar is literally the most horrid character ever put to film.
I don't understand the hate for Maz
What was his best role /tv/?
Pulp Fiction
He was pretty good in I Am Legend
>>64115371
You are mistaken, Anon. Will Smith was the star of I am Legend. I can see how you may have mixed them up though, as they are both men of color.
Who were the eight? There was like 20 people in that cabin
jodies gang + the hangman the sheriff SLJ and the girl
Yeah but who wasTHE BIG BLACK DINGUS?!
>>64115288
Everyone in the first coach minus OB: the two bounty hunters, the sheriff and daisy. The four domergue gang guys in the other coach: Channing, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen and Senor Bob.
They are going to pull Revan with her. There are hints all over the place.
She's going to end up being adescendant of Revan
>>64115295
>implying they're going to give a shit about your old star wars vidyagaem
>>64115272
Rey was used to be Snoke? lel
Best Coen brothers film?
Pic related
No Country for Old Men
>>64115217
The Big Lebowski
Will he ever be taken seriously as an actor again?
>implying 99 percent of movie viewers even know about le epic beneposting
what do you mean "again"?
Post your fucking power stances, /tv/.
Thoughts?
Boring uninspired muh gubment conspiracy shit
>>64115170
MOTY
Time to meet God.
Villeneuve is fucking based.
Why didn't Chewbacca, the loyal dog analog with a life debt, get shot down trying to rip Kylo Ren's arms off in revenge?
Why didn't the droids respond to the death of one of their gang, or at the very least the death of their masters' friend/lover?
Why did Chewbacca just stroll by Leia when they got back to base? Why didn't he hold her? Why didn't she hold him? Why didn't he break down sobbing and get comforted in order to show us how much he needs Han, and how Leia knew it was always bound to happen?
Why are our last memories of Han's lightheartedness all these weird bowcaster gags?
Because Chewie knows that Han wouldn't have wanted him to kill Kylo, no matter how shitty he acts
>>64115160
I watched Star Wars TFA a few days ago and I'm also experiencing a kind of delayed reaction to how bad it was. I just don't understand how so many millions of dollars spent on producing the film resulted in such a fucking mess, that doesn't make sense on any level, whether its emotional growth of characters, or science, or anything.
>>64115191
But shooting him in the gut is fine
What was his name?
Hansolodi Es
Jeabus Eich Kraist
>>64115190
>Hansolodi Es
haaaaaaaaaaa
Why does Kylo Ren wear the mask? He has no point unlike Vader.
he's a vader fanboy
>>64114966
I heard he wears makeup, ya know, to scare people, uhh warpaint!
>>64114966
To combine the attire of the emperor and vader. I thought he looked cool.
