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>itt actors that could do better
He appear in anything decent after LOST?
hugh jackman and mom.
wait. that's not his mom, that's his wife!
>>64091143
>attractive people have to be shallow
>>64091217
The hack that did her plastic surgery
>>64091186
Fuck all; he has some sci-fi tv show called Colony coming out and the first episode leaked today
>>64091228
Who are you quoting?
>>64091228
why waste good genes on a chink?
>>64091282
Who is OP quoting?
>even hyphenated his surname to match hers
cuckold extraordinaire
>>64091143
>>64091216
>>64091217
>attractive tall rich 10/10 actors with 3/10 wife's
>be 5/10 short neet with no job or friendsand will most likely die a virgin
Should I just kill myself now knowing there is a 99% I will die alone?
>>64091379
There are plenty of disgusting, pathetic women out there. Probably more than there are men.
>>64091342
Plus he married her in his teens after knocking her up while working on one of her movies. She was 40 I think.
>>64091216
>>64091217
I imagine she has a lovely personality
Protip: They're all either gay or they fuck a lot of side chicks.
>>64091379
Its current year, women will fuck the spergs now as to not appear shallow.you're gonna be okay, shed some pounds get nicer fitting clothes and a hair cut
>>64091285
Did Travolta ever comment on his rampant homosexuality or what?
>>64091216
>>64091217
1 second apart. nice
This is actually something i've noticed among couples.
Usually in relationships you might find a solid 8-9 guy with an average girl
>just
Then an absolutely 10/10 girl with an uglyfuck
Still, i don't care about relationships tb.h
i'd rather have health than muh love
>>64091143
wasting GOAT aryan genes on an ugly gook
fucking retard, no better than a coalburner
Not actor but still
>>64091379
yes and I'm being serious.
>>64091676
>Chris dear, why do so many of your movies star widowers
>>64091676
>Chris? What does 'for you' even mean?
>actors who could do better
you mean actors who are secretly gay and try their best to hide it with a sham wife.
ITT losers who couldn't.
>>64091379
I'm a 5 or 6 depending on the chick but dude it ain't impossible. If you're lower than 4 then you're fucked as hell.
That said I'm pretty much surrounded by hot chicks. Personality grips them harder (cash also but we're assuming non-shallow girls) than looks if you can get that across.
Depends on where you live to.
>>64092230
Jesus Christ
>>64091216
>>64091217
Beard
>>64091342
I bet he fucks mad ass on the side tho
>>64092230
is her face shopped to look so small?
>>64091634
Can confirm.
My girlfriend was 5-7/10 and I was 8/10 semen demon.
>JUST
Now I'm like a 4/10 and she's... well she's still hovering around 7.
>I got worse looking and she stayed the same
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
>>64091676
BRAVO
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>>64092336
Married before he was famous.
bunch of virgins don't know what true love is
>>64092455
looks like his face copy pasted onto hers
If this guy can get Cate Blanchett maybe there is hope for you too anon
I'm a big fan of his work, but I think he can do better.
>>64092595
kill yourself
>>64091143
Why didn't JJ give him a part in Star Wars? He could have been the leader of one of the gangs coming after Solo
>>64092545
that 'pls help me' face LMAO
>>64092545
his tongue could be 3 feet long though. Thats all a woman needs
>>64092595
AINT NO TELLIN HOW FOOLISH YOU'LL BE LOOKIN
Where titcow? Come on /tv/. I didn't come here on Christmas day for a real discussion devoid of memes. Meme me up boys
>>64091488
>1994
JUST
>>64091379
Join ISIS.
Your never put a ring on a 10/10, you idiots. you married the ugly ones, with good personality, who would be thankful enough and raise your childrens properly
>>64092475
>>64092545
They can't keep getting away with this ;_;
![pierce-brosnan-and-his-wife-back-in-the-day-and-today-4-pics_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xuqzx2t.jpg "pierce-brosnan-and-his-wife-back-in-the-day-and-today-4-pics 4[1]")
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
You don't know what a beard is?
>>64092333
That's right
Does mark hamill have a wife. He's like a 5-6. He was like a 7-7.5 in the OT
true love really does appear in the strangest of places
>>64092824
Pics?
>>64092824
All Asian women are like that.
>>64092859
she should be with brendan tbqhwy family
>>64092824
You're a bitch ass nigga tbqh. if you don't have any children, get rid of that cunt asap before you go full Brendan
>>64092432
You didn't work out enough? idk man
>>64091634
>i'd rather have health than muh love
>implying a loving relationship doesn't improve your health
just sayin bruh
>>64092913
>that lowlife loser
>James Bond
Theres a reason you JUSTposters like him so much.Hes just as pathetic as you :)
>>64091143
as far as SAE women go she's actually way up there. SAE produces some serious goblins.
>>64092824
lmao no you just married a south chinese girl you fucking moron.
>>64092907
I made that mistake once before. All those neckfat NEETs telling me they were jerking off to her pics.
Never again.
Anyone has that Woody Harlson pic with his wife on the beach? that's the worst one i've seen yet
>>64091676
HIGH TEST
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>>64093017
JUST SHUT YOUR SHIT UP
>>64093066
But it's Woody Harrelson
>>64093056
Then you just made a pointless shitty blog. Fuck off
>>64092859
What are you saying? Rachel or Craig can do better?
>>64093133
read the filename silly billy
>>64091186
Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars
>>64092132
He's a feeder though. This was his plan all along
>>64092813
H I G H
>>64092824
Just get a divorce you cuck
>>64093179
desu I'm a guy and I'd rather fuck Craig neigh
>>64092824
have some self-respect dipshit
she doesn't respect you
>>64091259
It seems to be a good show
>>64091342
jesus fucking christ, what a waste
>>64091143
YESSICA IS NOT A REAL NAME
>>64092874
JUST A JERK OFF BRO
>>64093235
CCGOLESTEROL
>>64093449
both are doing good to be honest
>>64091186
I was excited to see him in one of the newer mission impossible movies, the 4th one I think, but he dies in the opening scene.
>>64093733
>mfw spoiler tags
Literally why?
>>64093449
fixed for lewdness
>>64093795
It's too hard for most anons to swallow that truth
Most of her boyfriends have been ugly. Why's her self esteem so low bros?
>>64091342
Seriously, if there is one guy to star in Sam Hyde's biopic it's this guy.
>>64093896
He kinda looks like kassemg
>>64093618
jesus christ
>>64093896
Her boyfriend is the creator of a hot new /reddit/ show that will rank in tons of cash.
She's the one who's out of his league at this point.
Not an actor but still
Her career is so dead. Weird as hell.
>>64091411
even them demand only chad
>cate blanchett's husband
>>64093949
That's his mom.
>>64093795
because he's a redditor.
>>64094001
prob gives some mean head
>>64093896
Life finds a way.
>>64094026
Sadly not
Someone post that Twitch stream whore with the fat guy she's dating
ITT: beta virgin faggots who never experienced true love
>>64092232
They've split up, so Jon Hamm is probably hitting everything in sight now.
This is the worst example I know, this dude must have signed a pact with the devil to be married to MEW.
>>64092799
Nobody wants Todd "Manlet" Howard.
>>64093947
What about this mong?
>>64094089
itp: ugly mudshark
>>64094089
>true love
>>64094123
>todd tippytoed all the way
holy keking kekeroonies
Also fyi they just switched places
>>64094138
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-70897/Why-ugly-men-attract-prettiest-women.html
>inb4 dailymail
But yeah, a subset of attractive women date ugly men who are different from their own gene pool because it helps keep the gene pool from getting stagnant.
I'm better looking than this guy, where's my titty-demon wife?
>>64094202
For those who don't understand, putting the shortest guy in the back of the photo makes it seem like the perspective is just making him small, masking the reality of his height.
She's not a 10/10, but she could do better than someone who looks like his face is a Mr Potato head.
Amber Heard is a literal goddess. Johnny's looks have long since faded.
>>64093733
sometimes i feel good about being a basement dwelling KV autist
>>64094306
He also stands besides a shorter woman and the overall picture looks better
>>64094001
She has bigger arms than him
>>64094355
>those earrings
someone needs to tell him that he isn't a pirate outside of the movies
>>64094293
Damn, I have such a boner for Tina Fey tbqh famiglia
>>64094001
This doesn't count, he must have some blatant feeder fetish.
>>64093949
Came here just to post this.
>>64094355
Holy shit is she fine.
>>64094306
cant hide todd's height regardless of perspective honestly
its funny because people actually believed he was tall because he'd always be alone on scene and his tiny fucker frame made him seem tall, then fucker went near the doritos guy and i instantly knew
seriously tho from 6'4 to 5'3, what a fucking joke
>>64094068
dem daddy issues
>>64093896
i will never be lonely
>>64094419
Jesus
Is she funny or something?
>>64094327
She looks old
I don't think she could do better desu
>>64094429
Why doesn't he just buy some of those shoe lifts?
He has the cash to get some that look like regular dress shoes handcrafted in Italy.
>>64094445
he's 18 years older than her
>>64094429
>tiny fucker frame
>doritos guy
>>64092432
How can you go from 8/10 to 4/10 only thing im thinking is early balding
>>64094355
>long since faded
yeah but he has ungodly status
plus, in the end, muh genetics
>>64093733
This. No adult thinks in numbers to rate attractiveness.
>>64094452
Is that Counting Crows man
Are this ugly men well read and confident right?
>>64094472
Maya Rudolph is hilarious m8
>>64094478
Because his so far gone not even surgery will help him attain a nice height. If you're like 5'8 and its bothering you, you can easily get 6'1.
My guess is todd doesn't give a fuck at this point, bullied all his life and so on, at least he has money eh?
>>64094489
What the fuck are you even trying to tell me m8?
>>64093733
Maybe not as rigidly as a 0/10 scale, but there's still definitely that
>oh yeah she's definitely cute
>no, not really
>her, really?
>sometimes she looks really good but then
etc. Just because it isn't numbers doesn't mean it isn't basically the same thing. And even if you don't express it you still subconsciously go over whether or not you would.
>>64091143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
>>64091216
>tfw when she told him not to take on the role of wolverine
>tfw she almost fucked his life over
So Salma, what first attracted you to the billionaire François-Henri Pinault?
>>64092824
Its post like this that makes me happy no woman will ever want to marry me
>>64092595
Leffen?
>>64092185
Do you think that some of his friends/family knows about 4u meme, and always teases him with "what did he mean by that?" and similar
>>64094478
he is not insecure?
He is no his toes because probably the photographers demand it so the photo does not look weirdly asymmetrical.
She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in her youth.
>>64093931
>taht file name
>>64091143
Whats up with white dudes and ugly asian girls
>>64094736
bruh, no joke, I bet he could buy his way into your asshole.
>>64093733
>also a variety if physical and mental ways to play during sex
Do you think Aaron Johnson and Huge Jack Man roleplay mommy/son or does that hit too close to home? Maybe role reversal play, where their wife is the naughty schoolgirl?
On average how many men cheat? Even if we ignore their celebrity status and immense means and opportunity for infidelity, what percentage of these celebrities probably stay loyal?
>>64092545
Seeing him always reminds me of Wallace Shawn's character in Manhattan. Diane Keaton goes on and on about this hunk of a man who opened her up sexually, and then it's Wallace Shawn.
I imagine he rocks Cate's world more than any pornstar ever could.
>>64094557
yes, it's mr jones
Pathetic, they've deleted my post to protect anon's fantasies
>>64094616
Yes. You can fuck above your status with high confidence and charm, unless you were born with a terribly ugly face
>>64094886
Not denying it.
Don't mind me, just on a date with my daughter.
>>64094870
For reference
>>64094971
Wow I was half joking. I thought that was Kevin Smith 200 pounds and 50 dreads ago
>>64094327
Adam Driver is on his way up. She gotta lock that shit down, 'support him through his career' and bank on him in ten years. It's not that difficult to become a millionaire.
>>64094870
Well compared to what she's married to...
>>64091186
Nah he's a poor man's Matthew McConaughey
Always loved Kirsten Bell, think she could do much better. At least he's not a manlet I suppose.
>>64093949
>>64094070
what the fuck lad
>>64095100
Does he make her laugh?
>>64095020
Faye Reagan.
>>64095136
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>mfw Gerard Butler fucked Emmy Rossum when she was 17
>mfw she now has daddy issues
>>64095190
source
Any celebrity that dated Taylor Swift.
No wonder why she gets dumped so often.
Her without makeup.
>>64095212
That's a boy m8, a cute one.
>>64095212
>flat as fuck
>not very pretty
People only like her because she's a gf simulator through her songs
>>64091676
H I G H T E S T
>>64095100
I liked their dynamic in hit and run
Otherwise I only really know her as the templar whore, no fucks given really
>>64095205
They were together in Phantom of the Opera and if you know the musical/book, it has pretty sexual undertones. Butler was in his 30s, Emmy was 17 and afte researching into the kind of men she usually dates (uglier and older than her) has led to rumors that there was something going on between either Emmy and Gerard or Emmy and Patrick Wilson, who also costarred in PoTO with her, whilst filming the movie.
>>64095262
Literately who? Is that the black activist that turned out to be white?
I would much rather marry a chubby but loving and loyal wife like this than get Brandon JUST'd
>>64095227
>>64095257
That's her best features you fucking idiots.
>>64095290
circumstantial at best, also
>uglier
that ain't Butler dude
>>64094001
>>64094034
>>64094372
>>64094404
iirc, turned out to be a male escort.
>>64095212
she's too similar looking to my sister, only my sis is a ginger
>>64095303
>Jesse Williams is the handsome actor and Tommy Hilfiger model who stars as Dr Jackson Avery in Grey’s Anatomy.
>>64095290
Patrick Wilson is married
>>64094001
he is a male escort hired by her and a she did was take pictures and post them with "were in love" captions.
>>64092230
She Looks like Rob Riggle in a wig
>>64095387
Can you imagine what she looks like without makeup?
>>64095426
>that at any age vs emmy AWEssum jailbait
bruh
>>64095454
shut up jew
>>64095322
So, you're a pedo or are attracted to girly men? Maybe you should undergo testosterone therapy
>>64095433
Did he marry his house maid?
Literally how?
>wrinkly as fuck
>mud eyes
>she is much richer
>4" dick
HOW HOW HOW
Trish Stratus and her husband
>>64095257
how is that face not pretty
>>64095454
she looked great before she had kids
>>64093056
Wait, why was your other post deleted?
>>64095212
true, Calvin Harris could do a lot better
>>64093806
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>>64095505
No idea who she is but jesus
>>64095498
Is that Kenny from Kenny vs. Spenny?
>>64091488
What? She looks pretty good m8
>>64095500
he charmed his way in.
>>64095426
>>64095539
That is her? HOLY SHIT
she was so fucking hot in this movie my dick
>>64091676
>Cinema genuis and a high test alpha-able male
Mr.Nolan is too good for us, we don't deserve to live among a man of this greatness.
>>64095580
>not knowing who Jose Mourinho is
Bruh
>>64094419
she is a acquired taste which actually makes her rated higher then PTA in my book based solely on looks ofc
truly yours, anon the patrician
>>64094355
>giant bandaid thing on finger
Way to be falling down drunk again Deppster I'm proud.
>>64094452
This one makes me mad desu.
>>64095592
I can get charming yourself into a date and fuck but a marriage?HOW DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER DO IT REEEEEEEE
>>64094819
I am good friend with the No-Land here and we always tease him with the whole big guy stuff... well in the case of his wife... she's a big girl... for him.
Also AMA
>>64095615
>unironically watching the poorest sport in the world
Seriously?
>>64095505
>>64095560
Trish Stratus, former WWE women's wrestler, and fitness model.
Bet she fucked some wrestlers on the side though like The Rock.
>>64095655
Russell Brand is a serial panty-dropper, he only has to speak to a woman and she gets wet.
>>64091676
The fuck are you talking about? That's a 10/10 in bongland.
>>64095500
he broke up with her
its why katy didnt really sing about brand
>>64094616
>ugly men well read and confident right?
Actually no. Christina Hendricks stated she pursued her husband and he was really shy. I guess when a pretty girl wants something she would get it.
>>64091285
>tfw travolta lives in an extremely conservative, christian area
>>64095500
>>4" dick
>>64094765
What was this?
>>64095690
no
>>64095698
I know and that makes it even worse
>>64095725
looks like that is enough for a pair of A class titsREEEEEEEEEE
>>64095725
it's not really 4"
its 4" flaccid but yeah its not massive
his dick pics are online
honestly its average 7.5" id say
>>64095709
Yeah, but that's an outlier. Most girls are attracted to confidence
>>64095725
Brands packing 6" at least afaih.
4" is literally unmarriable, I once laughed a guy out of bed for having a 5 incher.
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>64092813
>>64093189
Yes. He prefers her this way.
>>64095659
if you are thatbigof a friend, tell me whats the name of his dog
>>64093449
They are just friends, all of the lesbo rumors started because of that Cara psycho bitch.
>>64095768
it's barely 2" flacid.
>>64095753
wonder how far his balding has gone by now
>>64095500
Really dude? Have you not seen what she looks like without the help of professionals?
>>64095500
>>64095655
>>64095752
the gossip is that he wanted her to settle down and have kids but she wanted to continue her career.
>>64095753
Who is this qt? She's definitely out his league
>>64095212
>Calvin Harris would much rather fuck hookers than Taylor Swift
>Nobody wants to stay in a relationship with her
There's clearly something wrong with this woman yet you neckbeards still love her
>>64095753
what is he up to these days? how long before he an heros after another failed business venture like canvas or whatver the fuck it was called?
>>64095800
like this
or do you mean in the middle of the night woken up by a flash?
>>64095809
you mean the other way around
>>64095784
Is your asshole that wide from gay sex that a 5 incher is like a cocktail sausage being thrown down an alley?
>>64094487
>marriage is gay
kek
>>64091216
She clearly looks good except for being 10 years older than him.
>>64095828
>In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, Drescher and a female friend were raped by the other at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal. It took Drescher many years to recover, and it took her even longer to tell her story to the press. She was paraphrased as saying in an interview with Larry King that although it was a traumatic experience, she found ways to turn it into something positive. In her book Cancer Schmancer, the actress writes: "My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives." Her rapist, who was on parole at the time of the crime, was returned to prison and given two life sentences
>>64095841
>Katy Perry
>It's actually JLaw
wtf
>>64095841
She's not hot, not even midwest hicktown hot.
>>64095797
now hold on friend, im acutally a expert at measuring penises's
it looks like 2" yes but you have to remember that the measuring tape needs to be pressed on the pelvic bone
git gud
>>64095841
No. His career is basically over so he wanted to settle down where as KP is the biggest thing since sliced bread.
>>64095800
>>64095800
Katy Perry actually looks better without makeup
>tfw you're a manlet with Parkinson's and life is good
>>64093951
well when you're probably secretly married to dan "openly show my foot fetish on a kids show" the man
careers tend to die
>>64095848
I'm not gay and would NEVER let someone put anything in my anus.
>>64091342
I don't think you know what cuckold means m8
>>64095884
Wait, are you saying he could do better, or she could? Ron Perlman is famous but looks a bit like an ape.
>>64091143
He's got gweilo goggles.
>>64095828
the guy she is married too MADE
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he is a bigger deal then anyone posted so far
email is used in every day life what are u guys on
fran was on some fucking soap for women too poor for lifetime or any other soap network
>>64095884
that nigga to the left looks high as fuck
based
>>64095901
you're a cuckold too m8
>>64095879
No Russel it doesn't.
>>64095880
No he was staring in Judd Jonah Hill movies at that time and even made fun of her parents who wanted them to have children too
You she men with ugly girls all the time because men are capable of loving a person for other than looks. Woman will never be with an ugly guy unless he is rich, because they are incapable of the notion of love, loyalty, and honesty, and they always reach for the best they can do while dropping who ever they have infront of them if need be.
>>64093896
>>64094138
>>64094452
What is wrong with her? It's not even like she has a type; it's just randomly ugly people.
>>64095916
he's still a filthy paki m8
>>64095884
Would bang his daughter
>>64095889
his daughter looks like pam
>>64095957
look theres many factors at work here bud
u need to remember that england is cold
and it shrinks
>>64095897
>woman not into anal
>2015
Dropped
>>64095974
did you check your email today? fran also has 1 fucking tit
get your weird overbearing mom fetish outta here fran isnt that hot
>>64091186
I got my hopes up so high when I saw he was going to be in a Mission Impossible movie. Then he died in the first five minutes to set the movie up.
Then he had a retarded show about a guy with a microchip in his brain that let him browse the internet and listen to radio whenever he liked. Dude just can't catch a break.
>>64095950
IMAGINE
>>64094268
are you fun and/or interesting?
>>64095889
damn his daughters are hot
>>64095607
He married a transgendered H. P. Lovecraft?
>>64095875
She is no model but she looks cute and has a nice body >>64095887
>>64095884
The daughter turned out pretty good considering it all
>>64095930
Now that is just
>>64095990
See that is 1" flacid.
>>64095829
What if she's like really weird in bed, strap on, choking, scat...
>>64095622
I think she convinced him that she would eat him if they didn't get married.
>>64095950
And he left her for this.
>>64096057
wow
>>64096057
All things considered at least he can play with those huge to ta ties.
>>64095290
So literally no evidence
>>64095889
MJF is literally a top tier human bean.
>>64096057
Are you kidding? He loves it.
>>64095916
He did not invent email... look into it.
>>64096045
its not 1" flacid its cold in england bro
plus brand is 6"1 so it looks small compared to the rest of his body
its not massive but it's 6.5" minimum deal with it pepe poster katy also has a roastie btw
>>64095884
Yahoo Serious is his son?
>>64095889
lmao poor kid.
>>64096057
I always see pierce in these threads but i respect him for staying with his wife. After his first wife died of cancer he said he would never leave another if he married again.
>>64096045
>See that is 1" flacid.
That was after taking a load of exstacy and cocaine though. It happens. His normal size is obvs bigger.
>>64096094
NO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU TO REACH MAX TEST LEVELS
>>64096057
never get married folks
>>64091676
HIGH TEST
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>>64096024
i bet they have no trouble masturbating
>>64095924
He looks like that stoner kid from the new walking dead spin of
>>64095930
why
This thread makes me slightly less embarrassed by the 5s and the 6s I go out in public with in order to get a quick fix
>>64096098
Keep telling yourself that Brand.
Those aren't even 6,5cm.
>>64096098
Katy is a BBC addict, How did she deal with that small whitey boy stick? is he really that charming and charismatic?
Charming yourself into a date and marriage with katy perry is something, Making her forget about the BBC is divine.
>>64096038
She always looks sexy as fuck in her videos but gross as shit in candids
>>64095889
you think the brother faps thinking about his sisters?
>>64092859
This is two good looking people anon.
>>64096096
oh snap
ok i guess i was wrong
what a nigger
Oh sorry, i thought this was "Actors who are perfect gorgeous couples"
>>64096114
Actually he promised his first wife he would never marry again
>>64091342
Maybe he has a thing for older women? I think she looks nice.
>>64096038
That fucking skank is gross. She's lucky anyone's fucking her herpes-riddled ass
>>64095591
Ecept she was a 8/10 qt3.14 before surgeries, now she's a 6/10 random slut #3876
>>64096181
he could do better
>>64096181
Too bad she is so old.
Nice tits tho
>>64096174
ARPANET sent the first message between two computers back in 1971.
http://gizmodo.com/5887480/the-inventor-of-email-did-not-invent-email
>>64096181
No. You have to create your own thread for that.
>>64096199
>nice petite tits
>typical white girl forced smile but cute
What did she do.
>>64095930
son on the right does have his looks somewhat
>>64096165
> is he really that charming and charismatic?
Yes. And he's confident as fuck and a sex addict so he probably knows his way around a bed, small dick or not.
>>64096200
The boy could just pass for a Brit at least.
>>64096057
She's gotta have some kind of mental issues. There's no way a normal woman could look back on how fit she used to be and not be embarrassed by what a fat mess she's become.
>>64096038
What's funny is she's not attractive but when she was caught with a greasy chinaman, the butthurt overflowed like she was a 10 dating a 1.
>>64096165
I know you're memeing, but white people can have big docks. Blacks are just slightly bigger on average
>>64096209
She gave him three children. I don't think she's exactly elderly.
>>64095889
>Parkinson dick
I bet that would feel better than a fucking plastic dildo, no homo.
>>64096120
>>64096098
>>64096240
>all this small dick apologists
my sides
>>64096278
>only 3
5 or bust.
>>64096252
All of them are clearly british m8.
>>64096062
Taylor Swift is probably annoying as fuck to be around for ong periods of time and is a starfish in bed.
>>64096278
Only one.
And she is several years older.
You shouldn't do that.
I hope they are happy at least.
>>64096296
but im arguing that brand has a medium to large penis
your the one who said it was less then 4" to 1"
>>64096181
They look so perfect, i want to watch them fuck.
>>64094429
>posting the shopped version
here is the real one
>>64096319
>he is still going
kek
>>64096257
Look at >>64096094
I just can imagine Pierce feeding her with food and threatening her that he's going to leave her with nothing if she dares to throw up
>>64096343
The hands the hands...
>>64096359
>he doesnt have a 6.5" penis
>>64096316
>They have three children: daughter India Rose (b. May 2012)[29] and twin sons, Tristan and Sasha (b. March 2014).[30]
hurrrrrrr durrrrrrrr
>>64096343
nah this is the real one
>>64095100
>unlimited money
>still can't get a properly tailored suit
Jesus christ, some people are beyond hope
>>64096343
on the bright side he has a really nice ass view
>>64096045
...are you unaware of growers and showers? And that there can be a great variation in said growth from guy to guy?
>>64095990
My dick shrivels up to pathetic levels when it's cold out, or i'm doing some physical exercise. It's 7''x5.5'' when erect though. Never judge a guy on his flaccid state ladies, because you never know who's a grower and who's a shower.
>>64096400
>you don't have [thing I was naturally born with]
>smugfrog.jpg
it's like I'm really on /fit/
>>64096324
i couldn't watch a sex tape of hemsworth and his wife. i would get jealous ofhis wife
>>64096400
>he is so mad about his 2" dick he tries to convince people on /tv/ Russels dick is 6.5"
>>64096416
no this one
>>64096449
my penis is 7.0
im .5 more man then you will ever be
>>64096454
this, legit jelly how that guy looks
>>64095482
topkek
>>64096181
>breeding with a femlet
Enjoy your ridiculously handsome manlet sons, Chris.
>>64096472
feels good to know i could statistically please perry more than that british cuck
>>64095784
Haha I bet you did!
>>64096472
>mad the most punchable face in england banged his "goddess waifu"
>Arguing about the size of Russell Brand's penis
>on christmas
jesus christ sometimes i'm astonished by how pathetic this board is some times.
>>64096558
it's the 25th you fucking cuck. Christmas was yesterday.
>>64096558
u are aware that you are also talking about russell brand's penis
>>64096452
Nice filename. Dude i fucking insane. He was an asshole before, but ever since she left him he started going on rants sympathizing with ISIS and shit like that.
>>64096558
cleary a dirty Arab like Russell
>>64096579
for us americans christmas is today faggot
>>64096579
slav detected
>>64096615
>>64096579
And for filthy brits
>>64096620
The good countries celebrate on christmas eve
>>64096343
Holy fuck I can't feel my sides
>>64096647
>christmas eve =/= christmas
besides, it's the 26th today. Get with the times lad
>>64096647
>good countries
>christmas eve celebrating
pick one
>>64096343
>>64096416
anyone have that dodgers picture comparing her height?
>>64096676
We celebrate Jesus birthday you tit
>People are actually arguing about Russel Brand fucking penis on Christmas Day
Really /tv/? Don't you faggots have better things do with your life?
>>64096725
nigga Jesus was born in the summer. Not in December.
>>64096765
If we did, we wouldn't browsing /tv/.
>>64096765
>on Christmas Day
Thoughts on the CIA family?
>>64096831
>Dad how can I become a big guy like you? And not a ginger?
>>64096831
sansa stark in 5 years
>>64095100
Probably the best match here tbqh
She's a spunky 420 blaze it comedic loving bitch, and he's a tall aryan 420 blaze it joker dude
She is more attractive than him, but she's also old as fuck now, so it equals out
>>64096765
not when you have a 2 incher you don't
>>64096776
So? It's not certain in what month or ever year he was born. We still celebrate it in december you fuck.
Never had a birthday on monday but celebrated the next saturday?
>>64096765
Y'know I'm more upset that people are applauding Pierce Bronson for being married to a dwarf planet
>>64096945
But what is the alternative really?
>>64096200
Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
>>64096501
>implying chris' children won't be 6 feet tall+ through sheer power of his godly genes
>>64097006
Like his older brother?
Oh no! The thread is dying.
>>64097028
Sticky?
>>64097047
They're not together.
>>64097047
They are married?I thought that was Jimmy Pop at first.
>>64094990
That fucking filename
>>64092185
Bane meant it would be painful if Carcetti pulled of his mask not painful for Bane
>>64092311
>Personality grips them harder [...] than looks if you can get that across
This so much. Personality is key, but it tends to be hard for girls to know that unless you're close to them. I dicked around for 2 years before asking out my fiance because I thought there was no chance she'd go out with a chubby guy like me after turning down all of these guys with sculpted gym bodies.
>>64094472
Actually yes.
>>64097313
>things that never happened
cool fan fic bro
>>64092859
I don't see your point. They are both equally attractive
>>64097368
Confidence > Looks
Both is always best, don't get me wrong. But the confident guy will always slay more pussy than the hot guy.
>>64097469
No the charming guy will.
You can be confident and still unlikable as fuck
>>64095753
JUST
>>64093597
Who is this BLACKED white woman?
>>64095753
Come on man, you pounded that sweet underage Boxxy, and you end up with that?
>>64096057
Gee, how many kids?
>>64097663
Two
>>64096257
How do you look in the mirror everyday and not start bodybuilding immediately? Why are you still a NEET and not a Chad like you used to be?
>>64097728
What?! Is she an American?
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