Well /tg/? Help the little guys?
>>47053024
I don't like themdigger folk.
>>47053046
I smell elvses...
>>47053024
Only if they let me fug a qt koboldess.
Running a Mesoamerican setting for my next campaign.
Aztec, Mayan, Incan, etc.
>>47052839
>Mesoamerican
>Post Not!White Elf Girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI'll allow it
Ilovethe Space Wolves now
>>47052445
Objectively a better book
>>47052518
Magnus? More like Fagnus
>>47052445
>attack prospero
>0 Orbital resistance
>deploy ground forces
>HUGE loses
>didnt just exterminatus
they are terrible, they have no pros compared to other legions they arnt the best in anything but being shit
Lots of magic systems have spells that require the caster to be able to see the target. Some systems require this for all magic that isn't self targeted, touch-activated, or something similar. There's a big hole in this concept, though:What you're blind?
"Line of Sight" is not literal. It simply means a direct, unobstructed line, which helps prevent the unfair situation of "I can hit you, but you can't hit me."
Its a bit of a gamism, because the most intelligent thing a wizard could do would be to devise spells that would allow them to hit their enemies without any chance of retribution.
A blind person can have line of sight without actually being able to see, and their other senses are typically enough for them to target their enemies if they're not simply using magical sight.
Playing a blind character puts you outside the realm of reasonable play to begin with. Talk with your DM about how to adjust for this. Maybe you have a limited range on such spells, maybe he tells you to go fuck yourself and play something normal.
>>47052413
"Line of sight" (probably) just means "unobstructed straight line between you and target". Guns also require "line of sight" in this sense.
So aim where you hope the target is, hope there aren't any obstructions in the way, and hope you don't miss.
What if there was a reverse harem anime of bishonen versions of the Primarchs?
Who would be the love interest, OP?
What if all this primarch shitposting finally stopped?
>>47052825
Female Sanguinius
How do I play a mentally unstable character without being an edge lord or lol so randum xDDD ?
You don't, because it won't be fun for anyone involved. Keep your fetishes under control.
Look up different mental illnesses and figure out what your character should have. Then play the character as if they had that problem.
>>47052136
Chrona.
We're starting a new mostly comedic tongue-in-cheek campaign, to that effect I want my new character to be human guy exclusively attracted to orc and half-orc girls.
Any suggestions on everything else?
Class, backstory, personality, other quirks?
Class would depend on your game system and edition. Backstory could be "raised on the frontier near orc lands, family of woodsmen". Personality could be naive, kindhearted, and optimistic. He sees the best in everyone.
>>47050722
He was raised with a half-orc nanny who would put (him) in the bathtub and wash him with her feet while she cut up vegetables with her axe with her hands and occasionally heaped verbal abuse on him, and threatened him sexually with vegetables --
>He has a orc-mistress-footfetish to this day, and turns boyish when confronted by strong, broadshouldered women.
>He's always sneaking off to buy orc-porn (handdrawn, of course) in the alleyways and back shops of town
>Gets nervous around cucumbers and zucchini
>>47050722
>suggestions
Explain how your magical realm premise is remotely "comedic," then describe your reaction when the GM informs you - and your dick - that there are no orcs in the setting and then demands you go wash your hands.
JUST GIVE IT TO ME
I JUST WANT A MINIATURES BATTLES GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47050681
By law, every five and dime must stock those sacks of plastic livestock models (they're next to the dinosaurs and green army men). Just make your hot glue gifs with those.
HTH
>>47050681
Check out Armello on Steam.
>>47050681
Is there anything about Redwall that would be mechanically different from any other low-fantasy skirmish game?
What's your favorite high level monster?
High level meaning intended for characters 15th level or higher.
My favourite high-level monster is the Inevitable.
It is a compelling concept. Magic Greek-style sapient automatons that are built to hunt those who break cosmic laws. The name is really cool, too.
I love the 5e kraken redesign.
Always been a fan of the Sphinx.
In a D&D setting, who would actually be opposed to having a colonists from a sci-fi genre start setting up shop right next door?
>>47049680
You mean in-universe or your players?
Because for the former, it depends on the setting (which you already knew), and for the latter it depends on the players and the group (which you also already knew).
>>47049704
I meant in-universe.
>>47049704
Wow, a pointless thread on /tg/? Who knew?
does anyone have some fun /tg/ related romance stories? be it NPCxPC, PCxPC, or anything in between. where you the dm, player, lover, or just some asshole watching the shit show?
Not actually a romance story, but if you like I can tell you the tale of Feelings Robot, the android who just wanted to give everyone hugs and cookied.
>>47049224
Me and my GF had a romance between our characters once that was pretty funny, I guess.
Was a fairly minor part of the game though and it wasn't hugely developed, just a weird quirk of both of the personalities.
>>47049799
Hugs and cookies. I meant to say hugs and cookies. Damn phone keyboard.
hey /tg/
lets make some artifacts
Rules
Positives: What does having this object do to benefit its holder? What makes it worth climbing through the great maze you have created to safe guard it?
Negatives: Every powerful object has some sort of draw back. What warning is inscribed on the safe that holds it?
Guardians: Every wizard worth his weight in gold knows that anything worth taking has some sort of eternal guardian. Who guards yours? Is it a mighty dread golem with orders to crush any of enter its lair?
Or is it something more poetic? a spirit that questions the morality of adventurers to fuck with their heads?
Location: You got the object and you have the guard: but where are they? In the frozen north? the middle of a massive desert? Right under your house? is it big? Small? another plane?
>Cookbook of Infinite Recipes
An immense cook book that contains a seemingly infinite number of recipes, and flipping through the pages while thinking of someone will lead you to the recipe of what food they would most desire to eat out of the ingredients that can be obtained within an hour's journey
The book provides good advice and directions, but does not confer any actual skill, making it useless in the hands of anyone except a chef of at least modest ability. Botching a recipe is a great insult to the book, and it can hold a grudge for quite a long time, providing seemingly tasty and expensive recipes that instead taste horrid to anyone that it finds unsuitable.
It is guarded by a cow-headed guardian, a pig-headed guardian, and a chicken-headed guardian, with the first testing any would-be chef's stamina in a wrestling contest, the second testing their sense of smell by fighting them in a magically dark and silent chamber, and the third testing their skills with a knife in a knife-fight reminiscent of a cockfight.
It can be found in the bottom-most level of an iceberg that serves as a floating restaurant.
>>47049462
That's really creative. Great way for the group cook to show off to nobility.
10/10
Talisman of of Mundane Fuckery
>A small steely blob of unknown metal. Heavy, but slightly malleable to the touch when warmed by human contact.
>The possessor of this talisman will have a consistently positive outlook on life and more confidence in general. Previously difficult tasks will become more manageable, and information is both absorbed faster, as well as retained longer.
>Unfortunately, the possessor of the talisman is destined to be faced with some extraordinary bad luck. The talisman itself is a fickle beast and will inevitably seek a new owner when it becomes bored. Things will at first seem coincidental, but the person's luck will continue to get worse the longer they hold onto the talisman. The worst part about the talisman is that it blinds the owner to it's destructive power. Whoever posses the talisman will remain inappropriately optimistic in spite of the circumstances, much to the chagrin of all those around them.
>It's guarded by a steampunk humanoid spider robot. At first the robot helpfully leads the adventurer through a dungeon, but seems slightly unsettling with its enthusiastic mannerisms. As the party winds through the dungeon, the robot continues to drift further and further from reality, eventually attacking the party with the most impeccable luck imaginable, in spite of it's horrible equipment.
>The talisman can be found in a vast, mysterious desert filled with synesthesia inducing traps. None of them are particularly dangerous, most are more annoying and tedious than anything.
Post your characters/characters in your head and others rate them/give advice/ call you a fag
Ima rescue this thread with my faggy idea.
>Character is a shapeshifter catfolk
>lived as part of a merchant caravan, travelling town to town
>on visit to a more wealthy city became enamoured with the storied he heard of cunning thieves and their scoundrel ways (standard thieves guild guff)
>sneaked away from caravan to find some of these people
>caravan didn't really care because high birthrate and one less mouth to feed
>managed to talk his way into joining, was a decent thief
>mainly acted as lookout because who would suspect an ordinary cat?
>eventually guild got into some dodgy shit with smugglers and the town guard cracked down on them
>catman fled as a cat and snuck into noble house garden
>was found and pretty much adopted by spoiled daughter
>plan was to lay low for a while then find some way to leave town quietly
>life as a spoiled cat is pretty comfy actually
>3 years pass
>party comes to town causing typical PC kerfuffle (or whatever story-related event when I play him)
>this is his chance
>leaves house, offers his services to the PCs
>claims to be master cat-burglar (huehuehue)
>tries to be act like some cool rogue
>is actually still fond of cake and is ashamed of it
srsly though OP, post your own
>Dath Weyuryeteucr
>human male black hair as black as night with eyes as red as tears and skin as white as ash
>human supremacist
>noble born
>Fighter with a single stick of a sword but swing like a club
>lawful good
>mysterioso man from da farlands who speaks in strong accent , has killed thousands of non humans or "invalids" as he calls them
>comes from ancient warrior Kingdom
>has come here to act as a diplomat and culture study to prove he is worthy of the crown
>>47049430
this is bait right?
>playing DnD
>want to be a chaotic neutral robot
>gladiator cleric slave
>GM won't let me
>screams at me
THAT GUY THREAD???
>>47048573
That Guy RP thread
>mfw nobody at the flgs wants to join me when initiate ERP at the weekly D&D game
>Bring schnapps because we're all grown men, dammit.
>No one wants schnapps
>More schnapps for me, dammit.
>Have a great time
>People are being kinda boring
>Game ends early for some reason
>Throw up peppermint-scented vomit on the GM's bushes outside. That'll teach 'em
>No word on next session. I guess they don't have the stamina for real gaming. Fuckem.
>>47048573
>mfw GM yells at me for killing dickhead wizard
>dickhead wizard spent entire game belittling everyone who didn't choose to play as wizard
>both in character and OOC
>"Magic didn't save him from my greatsword"
>the church is obviously run by crazy people who torch villages suspected of heresy faster than a commissar plugs guardsmen, but literal demons showing up for all you can rape buffet is so much worse that no one really minds
>>47048344
>what is warhammer 40k.
>>47048407
/thread
I actually thought OP was talking about 40k for a sec and was trying to find a punchline, because this isn't really out of the norm for 40k
>>47048344
Why did the KKK, which historically was as virulently anti-catholic as it was racist, have to ruin the capirote?
Couldn't those dumb hicks have worn something else?
