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Tell me about your minions, Jumpers.
Greetings, Internet denizens. The current continuation of the legendary Love Can Bloom, which can be found on /tg/'s wiki, is... let us say that Chapter and Emperor found it wanting. (Inquisitors are banned from the Chapter library.)
Consequently, I decided that the people of /tg/ deserved a suitable end for the story, preferably one which
-Explains Retribution
-Makes everyone who isn't C.S. Goto happy
-Fits with the supposed, unavailable original ending
This starts immediately after chapter ten (again, refer to the wiki page), so as to fit into the original story.
May the Emperor have mercy on us all, and on 4chan's character limit.
Chapter Eleven
The daemon, still gloating inwardly at Taldeer, walked seductively towards LIIVI, his injured body lying, half sitting up, against a pile of rotted wood and crumbling, rusty pipes.
“You will not be given that which you seek, you festering beast!” Taldeer cried out, her heart hammering in her chest. “You shall-”
“Be quiet, girly. When I am done with him, he will quite happily… submit to me in a most special way. The way you wish that he would submit to you.”
“You think me a, a perverted, a disgusting thing like you? Living for pleasure, for pain, lusting for anything you see?” Taldeer stammered out.
The daemonette turned back towards her. “I will break his mind, I will break his heart, and I will break his soul. The delicious suffering that you will be given by Slaanesh will be nothing to the torture I will grant him.” With a victorious smile, the daemon turned back to LIIVI.
While the monster’s back was turned, he had tried to reach the helmet beside him, but the belt restrained him. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his pistol lying only a few meters away. He closed his eyes, recalling his training. It was, ironically, easier, if not less painful, with the daemonette’s violation of his memories. His head pounded, but he could see, dimly, his past, hear distorted voices. His mind clicked. Slowly, he exhaled, and dislocated his thumb bone with a quiet crack. Opening his eyes, dilated with pain, he noticed that it was turning back towards him, slipping his hand out of the belt and closing his eyes. Lost in its perverse thoughts, the daemon did not seem to notice as his eyes flitted closed.
“Hello, sweetie.” said the daemon in a sickeningly sweet voice.
Smiling to itself - rather, hideously grinning - the vile thing bent down towards him.
“Are you awake, vindy? There is so much I have planned for you.”
Taldeer, the room spinning dizzily around her, helplessly watched as the daemon approached LIIVI’s helpless form, across the house. She closed her eyes, feeling the ocean existence surrounding her. With all the grace a wounded Eldar could muster, she hooked the Vindicare’s discarded Exitus rifle with her foot. The disgusting thing, in its arrogance, failed to notice her. When a flash of sudden motion came from Taldeer’s direction, the Slaaneshi creature spun around, its features contorting with rage.
“So you have chosen-” the daemonette began to say, only for the bottom half of its head to be split apart. Taldeer raised the Exitus rifle again, and raspy gasp left the daemon.
“How naughty, Farseer. Imagine the fun we could have...”
The rifle kicked back again, a hastily aimed shot sailing through the creature’s abdomen. As the vile interior daemon’s interior was pulverized with a loud crack, LIIVI fixed his hand with a painful twinge. Releasing his breath, he slipped his other arm out of the belt. Filled with rage, the daemon lurched towards Taldeer. Pulling back the trigger again, the tiny snap of her finger contracting onto the trigger was overwhelmed by a click from the firing chamber of the rifle, exclaiming its lack of ammo.
“Ohhhhh,” spit out the daemon, “Has the little Eldar no weapons?”
The room around the creature contracted, metal piping and wooden boards from the ceiling collapsing onto the floor in a great cacophony. The whispers of the Great Enemy grew louder in her mind as it approached. The rifle fell from Taldeer’s hands, and she felt weighed down as if by the weight of all Ulthwe. It felt as though the warp itself was trying to rip through her mind, to shatter her skull just as the head of the daemon was shattered. Behind the daemon, LIIVI shifted, but with all its attention on Taldeer now, consumed with rage, it failed to see anything but the helpless Farseer.
“Let me show you the joys of the Prince of Exc-” it began rasping, as the cracked head began to fuse back together, only for a jagged piece of metal piping to be roughly forced into the crack, eliciting a screech from the ruined face. LIIVI staggered out from behind it, grabbing a thick wooden board. He hefted it above his shoulder, falling to one knee with the exertion, as the daemon turned back to him. With all his remaining strength, he drove the board into the shattered head, crushing it with a bloody spray. As LIIVI fell to the floor, unconscious, the presence of Slaanesh flickered in the house, and the voices in Taldeer’s head faltered. Her arm twitched, and extended towards her enemy. Lightning played around her fingers, and a bolt of psychic energy tore into the daemonette. Its body was shredded, dissolving into warp fire as the daemon was banished once more into the warp. The power of Slaanesh finally gave out, the illusion upon the house faded, and its true form, mold covered walls and crumbling roof, became visible. Taldeer’s vision swam before her, and the threat gone, she joined LIIVI in blackness.
How do you handle the subject of kobold sexual dimorphism?
With long, flowery descriptions and subtle masturbation under the table.
>>47085700
Female kobolds have wider hips, bigger eyes and smooth skin instead of scales.
>>47085700
Subtle proportional differences, one time a sorceress was wearing a stolen halfling-sized dress.
A sexy cthulhu woman walks up and hands you a book. The book is a tabletop RPG that has been written by the eldritch abominations that live beyond the stars, and is best played by a group of 6 to 8 players.
Describe what the game is like and its rules.
>>47085629
Literally the backstory for the creation of Traveler
FATAL. Because sexy eldritch abominations are the few things that could understand that game.
>>47085629
The game's resolution mechanic uses a deck of three-sided cards with gem slots for adjoining your character's abilities.
Alright /tg/ I haven't painted anything in probably 15 years but I've accumulated a crap load of things to paint. What I want to know is where I should start as the majority of paints I have are not really good anymore. What paint does /tg/ recommend to get back into the mini painting scene?
I'll just post some minis I found.
How come we haven't gotten any good Vampires in the Civil War game since Deadlands?
Nobody cares about either of those things.
>>47085519
The only people who actually care about the Civil War in the US think that parodying an event that led to the loss of 600,000+ Americans would be in poor taste.
>>47085565
There are quite a few World War 2 themed games out there, and quite a few more people died in this one.
Stat her, /tg/How would you play a character based on her?
Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>47085477
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>47085477
Assassin Rogue/Shadow Monk
Vice would be a Barbarian/Assassin Rogue
If Paizo ever makes a second edition, I hope they create a new setting. Golarion is just retarded
How so, OP? Doesn't it give you all the possible opportunities for high adventure you'd expect in a D&D world?
>>47085342
It's the wrong kind of boring.
>>47085437
What do you mean?
Have you seen his yet, /tg/?
What are your thoughts?
>>47085197
Yes.
Looks good.
Will buy when it comes out in two years.
>>47085197
pledged only to get the stretch goals and resell with profit if I don't like it
The video previewing the mechanics made it look pretty interesting and engaging for a board game, and having procedural zone layouts gives it replayability. Plus the mechanics are simple and varied so you could brew up your own monsters and player classes like you could a more robust RPG system if you want to get deep into it.
Why aren't theses fitted with plasma cannons for their cannons?
Pic related is ITER: International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor
D + T ---> He (3.5 MeV) + n (14 MeV)
n + Li ---> He + T
Greatest experiment in human history (so far), ITER is supposed to fix 2 major problems in the world: global warming (by humanity no longer using oil) and energy crisis (we use more and more oil, our most productive oil wells are getting dry).
By creating a "star in a lab" using superconductive materials, strong magnetic fields, at 200.000.000 °C temperature, and millions of amperes of electricity, we could use the formula above, fuse these 2 elements, and get the plasma we need.
With this plasma, all of our energy needs would be solved, for quite some time.
So that's how hard it is to create plasma, I guess I'd stick to just loading explosive into a canon too.
>>47085233
You don't understand what plasma is
>>47085296
You would need a load of blood for all of that sorta plasma.
We are talking about blood plasma... right?
Hol up!
Can you cast Awaken on a bag of holding and make it sentient? Would it retain memories of things previously placed inside it and what sort of personality would a bag of holding have?
>>47084927
Yeah sure whatever, kid. It's all fantasy.
Get out of here, Bridge Princess
No one cares what you think.
>>47084927
Well I know the Bag of Holding would be quitepossessive
Princess Pillow Fighter Thread.
Short version: It's an RPG with no serious injuries allowed, featuring tea parties, pillow fights, kidnappings, escapes, dessert management, intrigue, and possibly marriage.
Medium version: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Princess_Pillow_Fighter
Long version: Pic related. It's updated as of a day ago. It's not very different, but it's hopefully organized better and now certain fiddly bits are less fiddly. Don't get too excited.
I was going to let the game sit for a while before making a new thread, but I realized that I let the last thread die before getting a way to contact a certain contributor and I was hoping I could track them down again. In the meantime, princesses/pillow fights/game mechanics/setting/etc.
Second thought that occurred to me. Last time, there was some discussion on dress physics that got boiled down to a couple of paragraphs to help players and GMs deal with outfits and outfit related plots/sequences. It reminded me a little bit of those old monster ecology articles from ye olde D&D that everyone likes, so I thought it might be a useful thing to screw around with.
At the same time, I remembered the Pillow Fight League (pic related), a supposedly real, staged, or semi-staged depending on who you talk to thing. It didn't end up being super relevant because PPF fights kind of run on the Princess and the Pea joke that the characters are so delicate that they can be knocked out by a light tap from the softest possible object, whereas real people do not work that way. But I thought that a couple of paragraphs of Monster Ecology: Pillow Fights might be useful (or failing that, Monster Ecology: Baking or Monster Ecology: Guest Management). Any thoughts?
Are these sexy pillow fights we're talking about here?
>>47086486
Not really but they might becute
Why is Fate so terrible, and why do people willingly play it?
Because it'sfun
>>47083846
Because it'sbuzzword.
Hey /tg/, I was hoping we could get another character art thread going.
Requesting some pictures of villains that I could use for a comic style rpg.
Who was in the wrong here, /tg/?
Nobody. That's just how GRIM DARKNESS works.
Ravens are borderline heretics and deserve every ounce of suspicion and mistrust they're given
