Oi, gitz! You'z got twelve seconds ta make Christmas PROPER ORKY!
How about... hmm... looted Santa sleigh?
OI! OPEN YA PRESENT!
> WUZ DIS?!
ITZ MORE DAKKA FOR YOUR TRAKKA!
ON DA FIRZT DAY OV CRITZMUS DA BOSS GAVE TA ME
AN 'EAD FRUM DA 'UMIES' ARMY
No Esh-Esh thread this Christmas? I'm sad.
General /tg/ crafting thread I guess.
>>44365661
What is esh esh
I am a newfag
>>44365764
she was a girl who used to give away things she made
>>44365764
Esh-Esh was a ca/tg/irl who regularly came and did free giveaways of her /tg/-related arts 'n' crafts handiwork damn near once a month. The picture shows one of her trademarks: dicesquigs.
The time for a new general has come.
Last thread >>44345390
FAQ:
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Dropbox full of CYOAs:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
IRC:
https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.rizon.net%2Fcyoa
>>44364468
first for non-lewd CYOAs
Hi /tg/. I'm pretty new to the idea of tabletop rpg's but they really appeal to me (especially D&D). Any hints and tips for getting started?
>>44362200
Go to Roll20, find a game that's looking for players that sounds interesting and is run at a time you can play, ask if they're okay with newbies, most of them will be. From there you should be fine.
Don't listen to /tg/'s opinions too much, most of these dorks don't actually play any games, they just vent their bitterness on here.
>>44362200
Thanks man
>>44362200
Get some mates together and buy the DnD 5e book - though this does require one of you to volunteer to be GM. DO NOT GM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, it'll be a chore (but if you want to, go for it, it's the most rewarding seat at the table).
If you can't find a GM, just go on Roll20 or something
http://steamcommunity.com/app/286160/workshop/
What are some of the best Table Top Simulator packs you've found so far?
Just got the game recently and I'm looking for some good shit to play with buddies
What do you normally like to play?
>>44362630Videogames
But we've been getting more in to traditional games lately.
Been wanting to start up a Pathfinder campaign with them, but no one has taken the time to get familiar with the rules.
Really, any kind of fun board games, card games, or RPGs would be great.
But I'd be willing to read up on the rules for anything that is fun to play
>>44362630
So far we've just been playing Heroquest, Monopoly and solving puzzles, but we've only had the game for a few days
What should be done with the Dark Eldar, /tg/? They currently don't really play much of a role in the setting. They're basically irrelevant to everything that proceeds in the galaxy and spend all of their time in the Webway, only coming out to do insignificant raids. What could be done with them to get them more involved and really set them up as a faction worth noting? Is there a problem with the Dark Eldar, and do they require some kind of change or rework? Or are they fine the way they are, and do they merely require some plot lines to be set up that feature them...
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What should be done with the Orks, /tg/? They currently don't really play much of a role in the setting. They're basically irrelevant to everything that proceeds in the galaxy and spend all of their time in the Waaagh!, only coming out to do insignificant raids. What could be done with them to get them more involved and really set them up as a faction worth noting? Is there a problem with the Orks, and do they require some kind of change or rework? Or are they fine the way they are, and do they merely require some plot lines to be set up that feature them as a main...
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>>44366559
That's not even correct though.
Octarius and Armageddon are obviously the biggest examples but they've had plenty of impact on the setting.
They slave raid entire planets into near non-population. We never hear of these planets because any story built around such a place would be Tuesday from a DE perspective and too horrific for comfort from a human perspective.
>You have tracked the evil warlord to his keep and slain/detained all of his underlings and lieutenants, he is the only one left
>As you approach his throne, he gets up, draws his sword and drops it on the floor
>He takes a step towards you, and removes his breastplate
>Once he is within a few feet of you and your party, he raises his fists and adopts a fighting stance
What do you do?
Hard mode: There is a LG paladin in your party.
>>44363065
Strip
And engage in the manliest way to settle a debt
Brutal Fisticuffs
Detect magic.
>>44363065
I crack my knuckles and charge him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQ
>Maps
>Monsters
>NPCs
>Player tokens
>Scenery
Looking for rpg assets for Roll20 or other great online tabletop programs, share and share alike.
Stat me /tg/.
Merry Christmas all.
>>44362043
High CHA/Appearance
Wisdom is her dump stat
>>44362043
That Guy.
Size/Type:Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice:5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative:+1
Speed:30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class:15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack:Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack:2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach:10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks:Improved grab
Special Qualities:Scent
Saves:Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities:Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills:Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats:Alertness, Track
Environment:Temperate forests
Organization:Solitary,...
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>an evil sorceress resurrects the party paladin, crowns him with a helm of alignment reversal, makes him king of the bandit kingdoms
>>44361942
Only if she is a cleric and says ARISE MY CHAMPION
>>44361942
An ancient witch sealed on the moon escapes after a thousand years and declares she's going to conquer Earth.
It's not original, but it's a fucking amazing premise.
>>44361942
Fuck being king of some bandits, what if he comes back with the notion that the entire world is corrupt and doesn't live up to his ideals, and therefore rather than trying to save it it must be purged?
Hey /tg/, relatively new here.
I've never GM'd a fantasy game before. I have no idea what systems are popular or good among the highbrow tastes of /tg/.
What systems would you recommend, and can you tell me the major pros and cons of each?
pic may or may not be related.
>>44361536
for a beginner like yourself, Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition. it is very beginner friendly
>>44361561
This
It's easy, it's accessible. Need you say more?
>>44361561
>>44361587
Is 5e considered a stepping stone onto 3.5e, or are they both valid versions of D&D in their own right?
/tg/, how would you stat up a system where all the sentient "races" are anthropomorphic animals? Part-animal races like minotaurs and kobolds are allowed, and the portrayal of a species should be both based on popular opinion and real-life observations.
Ironclaw motherfucker.
It's called Ironclaw. It's the furry game system that non-furrys have to admit is pretty good.
>>44360989
Rats, rather than mankind, are the most successful race, leading relatively short lives but breeding rapidly and learning quickly. The best among them are peaceful, altruistic, and clever; the worst have no sense of empathy and will engage in horrific acts for their own benefit.
Mice are halfway between halflings and goblins- while peaceful on their own, they will engage in fierce territorial disputes if left to their own devices for too long.
i have very little art work of daemons, can i get some help? bonus points for Tzeentch daemons
What would be the best system to adapt the Secret World setting /tg/?
I love the lore and think it would be awesome to run a campaign in it, but I can't really find something that fits. Characters are too fragile in World of Darkness and Call of Cthulhu, and D20 modern doesn't exactly do horror well. I thought about using FATE, but I want to know if there are better options out there.
>>44360215
Spycraft, add the Mage and priests feats with corruption rules from fantasycraft
>>44360250
Never heard of spycraft. What is it like? Sounds James Bond based.
>>44360276
Heavil modded D20 system, vitality points, scaling enemies, even noncombatant classes have vital roles to play in combat, combat classes have plenty to do out of combat. Fantasycraft has ruled for monster creation.
Happy End of Year holidays guys! I wanna say merry christmas but I dont want a mod to ban me for being politically incorrect or something... <.<
Let me know if you arrive. I dont really expect much considering the date, either for today or tomorrow's threads.
>>44360190
Miellewds-guy here.
Stuck in the office, so I'd welcome something to occupy my time.
Tanis' sexual frustration must be getting pretty high; Eldric should take care of his dragon's needs.
>>44360190
Here and happy holidays
>>44360190
Hello hello!