>>48047986
LAST TIME
Our big war to take over a simple base from zombies backfired explosively (literally).
And so we decided the only solution to attracting zombies with an explosion. . .was an even bigger explosion.
And somehow in the madness of it all, it worked? The zombies are no longer headed for us, but there are a lot more of them and boy are they angry at everything, but not at us only thankfully.
New thread since last thread is about to 404
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48069721
I wonder how many more explosions sufficient to drop off chunks of the platform we're on this platform has left before it all drops down. Let's see what the dice say.
>>48069756
apparently not many!
go figure.
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48069773
>>48069404
oh...right when I was enjoying the reminiscing of the Memor madness...
Goddamn it time to get the lube.
Its been awhile since I last had to lube up my asshole.
Fucking GM modifiers...
Oh wait the 1...unintended consequences.
...no...no...NOOOOOOOO-
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN...
GODDAMN IT RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY FREE FROM THAT GODDAMN.
FUCK. I JUST HAD TO BRING IT UP AGAIN and it reminded the dice goddess.
WAHAHHH I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LUBE FOR THIS...FUCK.
Combine that with the fucking SAL and the wording there along with the historic background...oh god.
Its like if the Gearheads and Memor had a baby...but worse.
Welcome everyone, new and old players alike! This is Tundra civ, a civ thread series in which we've gone from stone age farmers in the tundra to space explorers!
You play as the rulers of the White Republic, one of the human nations from the planet Terra Nova.
Previously on Tundra civ:
>>48075906
Humanity has only been colonizing space for 15 years, but in this time we've advanced rapidly, colonising 12 nearby star systems. The powerful Ra'ktun Imperium attacked the colonies of the New Pajit Union, one of the four colonial alliances. The timely arrival of the P'gar and Omicron fleets in Argosa allowed us to defeat the Imperium, signing a peace treaty that set the borders of human expansion.
Now, 10.06.1257 After the Exile, the governments of Terra Nova have come together and signed the Human Unification Treaty - within the next three years steps will be taken to unite our nations into a single human government. Our primary goal now must be to prepare for unification and to create a Constitution.
>Population:265 000 000 (85% white, 12 % chink, 1%darkskin,2% pacharnati)
>Continents:Aymsland:69% Eyerdar:11% Veita 9%, Ocras 10% Colonies - 1%
>Agriculture:8/10
>Resources:9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability:8/10
>A.Improve economy
>B.Culture & Religion
>C.Construction
>D.Improve military
>E.Improve spacefleet
>F.Government & Laws
>G.Research & Development
>H.Diplomacy & War
>I.Space colonization
>>48091362
A map of Terra Nova.
Any questions are welcome, let's have a good thread.
>>48091362
>>B.Culture & Religion
>>48091544
What should we focus on?
A.Arts
B.Religion
C.Propaganda
D.Sports & events
E.Education
F.Other
Today is your lucky day.
After receiving your orders from Aizen himself you teamed up with fellow Espada Wang Lan in order to find new recruits for the army.
And even though this was your first expedition to the surface you already hit the jackpot.
Tier Harribel, a Vasto Lorde who was hiding in a small cave, has agreed to at least take a look at Vanaheim after sufficient persuasion.
She seems to be a very stoic person who deeply cares about her subordinates, judging by the way she treated her followers, on top of being quite powerful.
In short, if she does decide to join your ranks you'll receive quite an addition to your cause.
Too bad about the company she keeps.
Three Adjuchas class menos, all females, constantly shadow her.
And you can't exactly judge them for it either, to them the shark like Vasto must be a true beacon of hope in this wasteland of despair.
But it's their personalities that's getting on your nerves.
It's not any single one of them but all three combined.
To start off, each of them have quite sharp tongues and none of them are afraid to voice their opinions about anything.
The problem is that they compliment each other so well, when one speaks up another quickly begins arguing and then the third will berate the two for acting childish.
This quickly dissolves into the three of them constantly shouting at each other all the time.
And this has been going on for hours.
While Wang Lan doesn't seem to be phased by it and Harribel is clearly accustomed to it, the constant bickering is getting quite unbearable for you.
"Ugh, I miss Pesche and Dondochakka..."
You say to nobody in particular.
As you start to think about what you said however you quickly grab your mouth with your hands and swallow hard.
Lan gives you a curious look.
You wipe your mouth and answer her.
"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."
And true to your word the notion of missing those two chucklefucks made you gag a little.
Despite that you keep walking like nothing happened, instead you turn your head to look at Harribel.
"Is it usually like this?"
Appachi gets offended at that.
"What did you just say?!"
Harribel however doesn't seem to care all that much.
"You get used to it."
This woman must have the patience of a saint.
"By the way, how long do we have to keep going?
We've done nothing but walk for the last hour and a half."
After doing a bit of calculating you reply to her.
"Probably four days and sixteen hours if we keep up this pace and don't take breaks."
"You wondered that far from your home?"
You shrug.
"Not really, we just took our time coming here.
We wanted to search the desert and to do that we had to go slowly.
At top speed we could have covered that distance pretty fast."
The three adjuchas stop bickering for a few seconds after hearing that.
They are slowly getting accustomed to the sheer magnitude of your power but that doesn't mean they aren't shocked when they hear you claim such things.
Harribel looks at her underlings with a concerned look.
"We'll need to stop at some point to get food."
She seems to deeply care about those three.
As a Vasto Lorde she doesn't even need to eat anymore and yet she'd still go out of her way to provide safety and stability for them.
But with such a long distance to travel you'd rather not waste any time like that so you'll have to...
Suddenly you notice a rather large horde of hollows who just entered your pesquisa.
There's about two dozen of them, all Adjuchas, and Wang Lan also seems to have detected them.
"They are coming this way."
She says.
And it seems that their collective reiatsu was enough to show up on the radar of your Menos companions as well.
"There's so many of them!"
Appaci says.
You reach for you weapon in preparation.
"Stay on your toes everyone!
This might get ugly."
When the small army gets within eyesight you can see how angry they look.
"It's them!
They have the white clothes!"
Some of them shout to the others.
"KILL THEM ALL!
FOR HIS MAJESTY!"
They waste no time with pleasantries and instead rush you, thinking that they can overwhelm you with sheer numbers.
Wang Lan steps forward and grabs her two bundled up weapons.
"I'll do it.
This is beneath the Segunda."
It seems she'd like to take the initiative.
What do you do?
>Let Lan handle them and protect the Menos. (Observe her)
>Tell Lan that it's you who'll handle this. (Try out your new powers)
>It might be overkill but team up with her.
>Other? (write-in)
>>48089873
>>Let Lan handle them and protect the Menos. (Observe her)
Very well Wang Lan please show me your power.
>I hate orcs, elves, dwarves, gnomes and halflings
>I hate generic fantasy and anything that's very derivative of Tolkien's works
>but every system continues to use the same template for races and fluff
>every time a new race comes along it's just a humanoid version of an existing animal
>no fantasy system will ever make a genuinely new and unique race
>why does everyone think TTRPGs need to be their own take on D&D or LOTR?
Does anyone else feel my feels?
Also "this thing about tabletop gaming sucks" thread.
>>48089430
There's no such thing as a "genuinely new and unique race" because nothing is ever completely original. However, your problem is very easy to fix : make up your own settings and lore. Even if you think you're bad at it, you'll at least create something that fits your taste.
>>48089465
The issue with that is I'd have to DM. Annoyingly, being the DM stresses me the fuck out for no good reason. I just wanna play in a world that's fresh and exciting, you know?
>>48089490
You could play a more collaborative system and work with your GM to build the setting. I'm the GM for two Fate campaigns, and while I handle most of the worldbuilding because I'm autistic and obsessed with it, I have my players contribute lots of lore too. In one campaign they each wrote basic lore for their country of origin while I handled the specifics and connecting all of it, for example.
How do the people you play with feel about the issue ? Would they be up to work on an original setting ?
Why is it that whenever I decide to play a Paladin, everyone at the table gets pissy?
This has been a constant in every group I've played with in the past two years, even when it's my first time with that group.
Is the "Lawful Good is the worst alignment" myth still being referenced by many?
I personally love Paladins, too much potential for trope subversion, good roleplay, and interesting story. My favorite character I ever played was a rather unique Paladin, actually.
Or does /tg/ hate Paladins, too?
>>48087737
People don't like being constrained by rules, even if they were going to follow them in the first place.
You are literally playing the walking rulebook.
>>48087737
Because the unrightious don't like to be kept in check.
>>48087761
>>48087770
it's starting to sound to me like alot of people don't know how to play Paladins well
did blizzard invent this type of weapon and why
I know a character in soul caliber had a circle style weapon, so maybe not? Most of my dnd groups would call them a glaive.
Yes, maybe? iirc was based on some ancient Chinese weapon. Blizz saw it, then said "yeah lets make it bigger, shinier and yet a bit darker at the same time. And let's add sharp things on it",then again maybe not
>>48086722
That's just another variation on the theme of chackram.
I guess they look exotic and 'cool', and they needed something unique for a race that had to look as alien from a typical western-styled human civilization as possible.
Gooooood evening and welcome everyone to /tg/, the board where everything's made up and the experience points don't matter. That's right, they're sort of like my calorie count, you can have as many as you want but it really doesn't mean anything.
Today we're playing a game called Scenes from a Hat.
What the bard is actually thinking.
>>48086218
I'm playing songs in the middle of a fight... what the hell am I doing?!
Drew? The nice lich? Oh hi
>>48086218
"Another town, another place
Another girl, another face
Another horse, another race
Eatin' junk, feelin' bad
Another night, goin' mad
My woman leavin' I'm so sad
But I just love the life I lead
Another beer is what I need
Another gig, my ears bleed
We are the dunge crew"
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
>June 2016 Survey
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/june-2016-dd-survey
>Old Thread
>>48070635
Have you guys used any homebrew and had a lot of fun with it in a campaign?
Would using the Goliath stats for a Firbolg be reasonable?
>>48086125
yeah thats perfect
Thinking of an upcoming plot point where the party finds a ring of controlling a golem, then they go to not-Egypt to uncover the golem and be able to use it in future sessions.
Any suggestions on ways to personalize the golem or tweak it for different combat options?
What was the most mundane thing that your most evil character ever did, /tg/?
>inb4 coasters
>>48084136
You know, dunking plain shortbread cookies into orange juice actually sounds pretty good.
Went to a restaurant and ordered lunch. I dunno, you wanted something mundane.
Space 0Din is da profit of Gork an' Mork - edition
> Codexes
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
> The Black Library(Stay the fuck away from the clowns)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
> Space 0Din's glorious work
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lsx27fo3rq2x7tk/Codex%20-%20Orks%207th%20Edition%20Update%20[Space%20Odin](2016).pdf?dl=0
This thread needs bingo! The free tile for today is, "Tau fag bragging about 5 riptides in a casual game"
>>48083746
Friendly reminder that I'm still looking for input on my Sisters of Battle fandex.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B85e0VhuwajQQktRcFJQZW1VRGs
For the first legion!
Sorin did nothing wrong.
Nigga did some things wrong tho.
>>48083481
Everything bad happening can be directly tied back to him being too much of a condescending ass to Nahiri. He could have just told her that he was tired from making an angel and a giant ass chunk of silver made to imprison demons. Or he could have sucked it up and left for 10 minutes to check the hedrons.
But no, he had to act like a douche which provoked Nahiri to fight so he sealed her away, meaning she wasn't there to stop Elf Hitler from awakening the Eye of Ugin meaning the Eldrazi got free, meaning Nahiri was fucking pissed when she got out and devoted all her energy to exacting revenge on Innistrad.
It's 100 percent his fault.
Sorin did something wrong, and should be punished
Nahiri also did something wrong, and should be punished
Stake the first, shatter the other, and then tell WotC to stop being edge-lords in their narrative decisions.
AMERICA edition
Old: >>48060160
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface
http://www.magiccards.info
magiccards.info hasn't updated in forever. What's up?
Building Alesha, any spicy stuff Edh rec doesn't know about?
Any thoughts on how fun it is to play it?
Should I build Arcum Dagsson artifact toolbox, or Daretti stax? I can only build one. I will be playing primarily multiplayer.
Why hasn't 3d printing bankrupted Games Workshop yet?
Because you touch yourself.
>>48076216
Because a 3d printer that makes minis of equal quality to GW's costs several thousand dollars.
Plus, it's not like you can just print assets from Dawn of War and expect them to turn out as tabletop-quality minis. Video game models don't have nearly the poly count needed for that.
Because the machines which are good enough to produce miniatures to GW's standards are extremely expensive, so there's no saving to be made.
Also GW have the convenience of an actual retail arm and produce a lot of stuff in plastic which many people like significantly better than the stuff 3D printers work in.
...and there are probably some people who feel bad about pirating a company's IP. Film studios still make big profits even though stealing their product is much easier.
>+2 Dexterity,
>+2 Strength
>–2 Intelligence.
Would it fit?
>>48072896
I'd swap out strength for wisdom since its the Druid stat along with perception and survival shit.
>>48072896
>would it fit?
Fit what? Night elves? Those specific characters? A specific person? Need more info...
>>48072896
Give them wisdom and endurance boosts for charisma drop as well.
What does /tg/ think of Biopunk? Is it just a hollow aesthetic like steampunk or can it be more?
Just aestheticsm amnd nothing more.
>>48072161
its really great in underwater, alien or otherwise mythical. disney's Atlantis movie was great in that regard.
