Welcome to the MTG flake/lore thread!
Previously:
A certain someone is bad at color theory. People debated. Writing was had. Flakes were made. Stuff happened.I'm tired. Stop saging the threads right before I go to bed.
Previous thread: >>48035318
Writefagging last time:
Serena shows off her "assets" (LEWD): >>48039900
Hey look. Another shitty poem: >>48042296
Venn made a thing: >>48045604
Revas and Serena did a thing, too: >>48046378a partial thing: >>48052159
REMINDER:
If you want ANYTHING to go in the repo, just summon me. Otherwise I will only put writefagging and sheets in the repo.
Also, I added the blank template to the ALL FLAKESHEETS folder.
To summon me simply say
>OP OP, I SUMMON THEE. PLACE THIS FILE IN THE REPOSITORY.
And I will come. Unless that's too gay. I update the repo on a bi-threadly basis anyway.
>Current Repository
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8
>>48052841
Part 2
Less sad and serious ships, more comedy sketches and fun interactions.
Your flake ships
Give them to me.
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>Shoot straight
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Tell me about your souls, chummers. To Whom do you consign your demonstrably existent spirit? Do you go to mosque every Friday like a good Muslim, do you ask a priest to forgive you for last run's sins, do you dance for the Great Ghost or get your thetans read?
>>48050758
>Connected to Green Onion Routers
Why do we use these, again?
As a counterpoint to the loving message of OP, behold the worst table in all of Shadowrun 5.
Why, you may ask? Because of this bit of explanation.
>Moderate changes are less common, but still relatively easy and can be done in appointment clinics, if not in walk-in. These include body-hair removal (popular everywhere), removal of extreme levels of weight (twenty-five kilos and up!), or scalp replacement to grow different color/texture hair.
>[Transgender augments are] actually something of a hot topic at MIT&T. KAM might like to attribute it to psychological reactions, but magical theory has found that people who identify as pre-op transgendered has a slight distortion to their auras. Almost imperceptible, but still there, though it doesn’t seem to affect them, health- or magic-wise. The crazy thing is, procedures to bring them closer to their self-perceived correct state cause this distortion to stabilize. Some people say it’s a matter of self-sabotage or a subconscious side effect of feeling disconnected from your true self, but most of the research done thus far strongly supports that operations aligning the body with the identity of the subject in a non-enhancement way don’t damage their metaphysical self at all.
You can go from a tiny Arab elf girl to a big Inuit orc man, and it doesn't alter your Essence in the least. It's all cosmetic, true, your attributes and limits don't change. But if you get the next stage in hair plugs by replacing your scalp, or pull out your hair follicles, that dings your immortal soul. Because your true self might be a different race, metatype, and gender, but if your true self is skinny or has red hair instead of brown then you are committing a grave metaphysical crime.
If they want to say that trans people are all fine, then at least make it consistent- make all the cosmetic bioware without stat effects (like Reduction) Essence-cost free. As it is, it's just bad writing with arbitrary distinctions.
>>48050946
Now post the Fleshfinder from SR4.
The Wrath Of Hot Pockets III: Hot Pocket's Revenge Edition
Captain Catachan Sub-Edition
In the previous thread I lost my sides thanks to that blog GW's doing, Captain Catachan received stats, the quality of Breachers and Assault Marines were put into question, an Anon got help on deciding between Word Bears and DG, we tried something new but that lead to the edition title, fanmade Primarch rules were posted, talk on Reavers was made, a SoH player posted his minis, a Sally cent dual wielding a dragonscale and boarding shield isn't OP and more in the last thread >>48035255
Links:
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fs15Jqk1t%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23!Jx1UGCTI!vMJN89z7p8tiEC7YOAj477g6RxDtJ7culVLF3q3godg
HH Book 6 - Retribution PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8aqx9j3a8erqv8d/The_Horus_Heresy_Book_6_-_Retribution.pdf or
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fkat.cr%2Fthe-horus-heresy-book-6-retribution-pdf-t12199249.html
HHG FAQ - http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016) - http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
Other official downloads: http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Downloads#horusheresy
HH Rules:
Crusade Army List: http://www.mediafire.com/download/1lprm5vd99yafa3/
Mechanicum Taghmata Army List: https://mega.nz/#!LFwTjQ7B!mF0eVOY8P1MPT0a-QSXypXo_ZfskhYynD41PrkaTbD8
30k/40k Rules: https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!EVh0GZZS
30k/40k Rules and more (torrents): https://kat.cr/usearch/%22Forge%20World%22%20heresy%20user:epistolary/
30k Black Library: https://mega.nz/#F!0RlxDZQC!qAu9BaubWa3KeihJRmOcsg
Strawpoll link: http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
Who /midnightclad/ here?
You called for Captain Catachan?
>>48048421
Hunger Games probably won't happen again.
Hot pockets banned me for rule violation #3, I'd appeal the shit out of it because /pol/ mods are allowing it therefore making it clearly not just /b/ shit. Regardless I doubt we'll be able to play it on the independent threat without massive mod REEEEEE.
Be nice if the mods would explain themselves without only communicating through bans
You are Kusajishi Riku, a shinigami and Captain of the Seireitei Court Guard's Ninth Division, and today has reminded you of a very important fact: just because nobody is dying and the entire Seireitei isn't on fire doesn't mean there isn't at this very moment a crisis situation unfolding.
"So we're good, for now," you announce, closing your denreishinki. "At least in my Division. Who knows about the others."
"One Division at a time, I guess," Kisuke sighs. "I have to figure out a better way to determine..."
A knock at the door to the office interrupts the thought. "Pardon me, Captain Urahara, I have a report."
"Go ahead, Miss Nemu," Kisuke replies. "What happened this time."
"The Lieutenants have returned from the Dangai," she announces. "They report no unusual activity."
You share a worried glance with Yoruichi, wondering what this development means. Kisuke however merely smiles. "Well that settles it. Lady Yoruichi, Lady Riku, I would appreciate if you prepared for a fight."
"I have a feeling this is about to get ugly."
“How ugly?” Yoruichi asks with a frown, knowing that behind her old friend's calm exterior lies a dangerous realization that he's simply chosen not to share for his own reasons.
“Incredibly so,” Kisuke replies. “In fact if we are not careful this situation could become as dangerous as Aizen's rebellion, at least in terms of its long-term implications.”
“The threat of our fellow officers being replaced without our knowledge really could be bad,” you acknowledge, “so it may not be an overstatement.”
“What a pain,” Kisuke sighs. “Wish I could say for sure that my own subordinates aren't secretly in on the enemy's plan, but I haven't even been able to fully screen my organization for Mayuri's informants yet. You two have had a century to get to know your Divisions, and I can't attain that degree of familiarity in a month.”
>1/2
>>48075842
As well as you used to know Kisuke, and with as many times as you've seen him since his exile, it's easy to forget that he's basically had to start from scratch with his own Division's personnel and activities. There's no way he could tell in just a few seconds that his own Third Seat hadn't been replaced by an exact copy the way you could with your own daughter or your Seated Officers, for example, and it would be foolish to insist that he try.
“We need to buy time,” Yoruichi decides, her expression telling you clearly that she's so deep in thought that she may not even be aware that she's thinking aloud. “Find a place to work on a solution where we can be confident of our security.”
“That leaves out most of the Seireitei,” Kisuke observes thoughtfully. “And from what Lady Riku's told us the Valley of Screams is off-limits as well.”
>We can set up something at one of our Divisions and restrict access.
>I'm sure there's some place you can think of, like one of our training grounds.
>... what about the Kurosaki clinic?
>Other?
>>48075867
>We can set up something at one of our Divisions and restrict access.
>>48075867
>I'm sure there's some place you can think of, like one of our training grounds.
>Other?
Maybe Kuukaku can provide a pseudo safehouse? If it only affects Shinigami officers, it might help to ask non-Shinigami elements. And I doubt she'll be cloned to the extent of including her permanent injury.
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
>June 2016 Survey
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/june-2016-dd-survey
>Old Thread
>>48053236
How much RP interaction between PCs do you see, and do you wish you saw more or less of it?
>Wizards of the Coast in charge of logical decision making
>>48070635
In almost every session, I leave a little bit of time that in one way or another incentives the PC's to RP in character to each other in bits of the session, i.e. if a player is on a solo stealth mission or something they're encouraged to talk during it, and might receive inspiration for it. or perhaps if they're at a campfire theres usually a allotted bit of time to chat with each other.
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>>48070675
>/tg/ anons in charge of quality content
BUSTY ABHUMAN DOLPHINS GANGRAPING CARCADARONS edition
>Codexes
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
> The Black Library(Stay the fuck away from the clowns)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
>Space 0Din's glorious work
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lsx27fo3rq2x7tk/Codex%20-%20Orks%207th%20Edition%20Update%20[Space%20Odin](2016).pdf?dl=0
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/Blog/ENGWD021_025_web.pdf
>>48046667
Safe guard against the bronies Johnny. They could be anywhere.
>>48046667
>BUSTY ABHUMAN DOLPHINS GANGRAPING CARCADARONS edition
By the Emperor that sounds horrifying.
Is this show /tg/?
Don't know anything about how good it is or in what way, just that it's fantasy.
>>48067438
Is that the Sword of Truth/ Terry Badkind show?
Well, if you enjoy protaganist-centered morality...
Was terrible when compared to the books, which were terrible.
Watch it if you literally have nothing else to watch on netflix. Fuck, watch the newest batman cartoon there before watching this.
>>48067438
There's more hot chicks in there doing naughty things than in Xena.
>tfw you'll never run/play that game
What is it, /tg/?
TTGL styled Imperial Knight adventures.
A good Pokémon game that closely emulates the feeling of the show.
>won't happen because so few people seem to get the core concepts of Pokémon
A good Adventure Time game thay closely emulates the feeling of the show.
>won't happen because AT seems to only attract total autists
A Dark Souls campaign that uses the fantastic 5e supplement some anon made.
>could potentially happen if I can find one more person for my IRL group
A historic RPG set in 1500s Germany.
>won't happen because I wouldn't be good enough to GM it
My donutsteel game I wrote that's like a weird mashup of Dark Souls and saturday morning cartoons.
>not going to happen because I'm constantly changing the dice mechanics and it's already weird to begin with
A 5e campaign set in my other donutsteel setting.
>could happen, but describing it will probably draw autists and draw derision from actual good players
Probably Eclipse Phase. My group is too firmly set on the Fantasy genre.
Name your top three animal familiar picks, in no particular order of preference.
Explain why it shouldn't be a raven, a cat, and a rat.
>>48062120
>Chinchilla
>Human
>Cat
Are objectively the best familiars. Prove me wrong.
>>48062210
>Human
>as a familiar
Disgusting, unless you meant "servant".
>>48062120
>White bunny so you can pull him out of a hat
>A poisonous snake you can carry in your sleave for surprise poison attacks
>A fox because they can climb, but unlike cats can be used to follow traces in the woods like a dog
DEUS VULT CRUSADERS!
Gold token edition!
To make cards, download MSE for free from here
http://magicseteditor.sourceforge.net/
>Mechanics doc (For the making of color pie appropriate cards)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgaKCOzyqM48dFdKRXpxTDRJelRGWVZabFhUU0RMcEE
>Read this before you post your shitty card!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jn1J1Mj-EvxMxca8aSRBDj766rSN8oSQgLMOXs10BUM
>Q: Can there be a sixth color?
A: http://pastebin.com/kNAgwj7i
>Q: What's the difference between multicolor and hybrid?
A: http://pastebin.com/yBnGki1C
>Art sources.
http://digital-art-gallery.com/
http://www.artstation.com/
http://drawcrowd.com/
http://fantasygallery.net/
http://grognard.booru.org/
http://fantasy-art-engine.tumblr.com/
>Stitch cards together with
http://old.photojoiner.net/
>/ccg/ sets (completed and in development)
http://pastebin.com/hsVAbnMj
OT: >>47999396
Have you guys come up with some cool meld designs?
I was thinking about a black ooze and a green ooze that meld into what's essentially the Blob from the same-named movie.
What ideas have you had?
How bad an idea is this?
>~'s power and toughness are each equal to your starting life total.
>~ gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.
So, basically a scaling Death's Shadow. Alternatively, losing the first ability and keeping the second, but setting P/T to 20.
>>48040733
Warning, shitty fanfic alert:Nahiri and Thalia meld into a new (non-Eldrazi) Avacyn.
During the time of the great crusade, the emperor finds you and realizes you are one of his lost sons, albeit perhaps a lazy one
After some ordeal he gives you command of your own legion whose astartes were sired using your genestock
>describe your talents as a primarch
>what is the name of your legion?
>what are its main tactics/characteristics?
>as a primarch, where do you land on the whole Council of Nikaea issue?
>at the time of the heresy, who do you side with?
>Describe any special friendships/rivalries your legion has with any of the others
>Describe some of your legion's most memorable victories/defeats
>Leman Russ has been told that you and your legion are going to Chaos. Now his fleet is in your home planet's orbit. What do?
>what's the major defect in your chapter's geneseed or traditions?
>what is your signature weapon, vehicle, or other wargear, and why?
>after the Heresy, what is your former Legion's major deviation from the Codex - or what unique gift does your dark god give your Legion, now?
>what blandishments did Horus offer you to try to convince you to join?
From iron cometh strength! From strength cometh will! From will cometh faith! From faith cometh honour! From honour cometh iron!
Iron within, Iron without!
>>48036492
Byzantios the Purple, Sebastokrator of the Imperium of Man.
>>describe your talents as a primarch
Statesman, Artist, Philanthropist, King, and General. He is the ruler of an empire within an empire, and he rules with an iron rod.
>>what is the name of your legion?
The Kataphraktoi
>>what are its main tactics/characteristics?
Planetary invasions and compliance actions. Byzantios has brought many worlds to compliance throughout the crusade.
>>as a primarch, where do you land on the whole Council of Nikaea issue?
Byzantios fears the intricacies of the warp and warns against sorcery.
>>at the time of the heresy, who do you side with?
The Katakpraktoi remain loyal. They are struck by a surprise attack and quickly put on the defensive at the start of the war, slowly pushing their way Terra.
>>Describe some of your legion's most memorable victories/defeats
They defeated a xenos empire which spanned multiple systems. The Xenos were vile, tentacled monstrosities who could touch the warp. Byzantios razed all of their worlds from orbit in a coordinated strike, then rebuild functioning Imperial colonies in the ashes.
>>48036936
>>Leman Russ has been told that you and your legion are going to Chaos. Now his fleet is in your home planet's orbit. What do?
Invite him to parlay man to man and then beat him into submission (or try) when he arrives.
>>what's the major defect in your chapter's geneseed or traditions?
Kataphracts are extremely proud and haughty. They believe post-human Astartes are the true heirs to the galaxy, and humans are just a fetal stage for the species.
>>what is your signature weapon, vehicle, or other wargear, and why?
Byzantios has a massive land-speeder called the Quadriga. It has several mounted gun positions and has been used in battle only a handful of times.
>>after the Heresy, what is your former Legion's major deviation from the Codex - or what unique gift does your dark god give your Legion, now?
They use advanced drop-ship models rather than drop-pods.
>>what blandishments did Horus offer you to try to convince you to join?
He offered an empire that could last forever. Byzantios replied that the Emperor already gave him one.
What does /tg/ think of Space Dwarfs?
>>48035803
I like to think of them as having hoard world's, fortresses and banks combined, from which mining fleets leave and return to.
Over the years the entire planet has been mined and converted into vaults and mazes.
>>48035852
Are they rich enough to buy GW?
>>48035871
He'll they have a planet gilded in gold, I'm sure they have enough; though this is gw even a golden globe wouldn't be enough.
How do you include cat-people in your setting without making it complete shit?
>>48032064
don't make them playable race
>>48032064
Make them the ancient ones, proud and haughty.
Also include sub-races, such as + STR +Wis Lionfolk.
>>48032064
by giving them hips and tits
Warhammer Fantasy General: Kemmler Edition
Talk about all Warhammer Fantasy products and lore. Please be courteous and try to limit your End Times fluff discussion since its mostly seen as just the start of Age of Sigmar.
Link to last thread: >>47994592
>1d4chan
1d4chan.org/wiki/The_End_Times (Compilation of all the End Times changes)
1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Warhammer_Fantasy (All pages marked WF on the /tg/ wiki)
>Newbie Introduction to Warhammer Fantasy
http://www.mediafire.com/download/i330182xo9b1hsi/Rulebook+%28Hardback%29.pdf (Download, start reading at page 174 for the story and all the races)
>Warhammer Wikis
whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page (Warhammer Fantasy wiki)
warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki (Warhammer Fantasy wiki)
warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Online_Wiki (Warhammer Online wiki with lots of background articles too. Also AoR is not ded: /vg/ for details.)
>Resources(Armybooks, Supplements, Fluff, Crunch)
pastebin.com/8rnyAa1S
www.pastebin.com/0e6RuQux
>Endhammer
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Endhammer
>9th Age
http://www.the-ninth-age.com
>Total War: Warhammer
store.steampowered.com/app/364360/
>End Times: Vermintide
store.steampowered.com/app/235540/
>Mordheim: City of the Damned
store.steampowered.com/app/276810/
>Bloodbowl 2
store.steampowered.com/app/236690/
>Man O' War
http://store.steampowered.com/app/344240/
>Third party Miniature manufacturers
http://pastebin.com/CvGaNyrk
>List of Warhammer recommended proxies
http://www.the-ninth-age.com/lexicon/index.php?lexicon/462-the-9th-age-miniature-library/
>>48027825
First for companies shouldn't cater their games towards audiences the creators never wanted to reach
>>48027825
Wait until page ten, dumbass. This thread shouldn't exist yet.
>>48027958
Ur mum shouldn't exist yet.
