Toc and Dob are fighting for survival, choose one of them, roll a 1d100 and decide what need to evolve to kill the other.
Let's see if this works.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>148736
Toc grows a spike on his front and attacks
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>148736
Toc: Obtain SPHERICAL PERFECTION.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>148736
Dob: change colors to red and white, like polandball.
this is badly drawn paint bro. the artist does not have enough money or time or patience to draw him a home, and even worse, a background. what is he going to do?
he is gonna craft himself some medieval armor and weapons
>>155317
Badly Drawn Paint Bro crafts himself some badly drawn ARMOR, a SHIELD and a SWORD.
What is his next course of action?
>>155352
his journey across the badly drawn post apocalyptic wasteland will begin
You have just been granted a landed title of Count in the Year of our Lord, 1000. Will you ascend and become a high lord, or go rouge and create your own kingdom?
First thing's first,
How did you earn your title?
>Bravery in battle
>Exceptional service to your liege
>Born or married into it
>"Bought" it
Second, where is your county?
>England
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>>152772
>Bravery in battle
>Iberia
Reconquista soon fellow guerrero
>>152772
>Bravery in Battle
>Iberia
Kill Moors. Expand into desert.
>>152815
Forgot name. Leon.
You recently turned 21 and given that you had no real experience, you got by on menial jobs, odd jobs, simple work. You were a test subject a few times and that was fun, and you part-timed to test some vidcons, but you've never been off of Earth in your life.
The reason you're thinking about this is the recent inheritance you got from your mother's brother or some such: The Argent Gull. Not a particularly majestic ship, not really fast, or strong, agile, but she holds a crew and she holds cargo.
You really did thinking about selling it, but it's...
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He should look like
We should go to our best friends
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You are Prince Meirion auk Gwyrren, the only sane man in a royal family with dubious concepts of strategy, justice, taxation, and governance in general. You have made it your goal in life to keep your family on the throne and your head firmly attached to your body.
You're...
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>>159824
>"We'll try to circumvent the river."
>>159824
Time for stealth ops
>"We'll try to circumvent the river."
>>159824
>>"We'll try to circumvent the river."
Genocide Sticky
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“If we don’t do something this thing might be chasing us down forever.” Leo exclaimed.
Leo drew his sword and shield and took cover behind a nearby tree. Thea immediately reacted and held her staff at the ready, beginning to channel her magic. It didn’t...
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>148774
>charge the baest aiming for its torso
>>148796damn.
>>148796
>mfw
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The Kingdom of Erresuma, caught between two superpowers, has attacked its southern neighbor. The coalition of cities immediately received aid from one of the powerful nations, the Stratocracy of Lēoden. You come from a Magocracy to the north called the Danser League, your name is Arjan DeGroot, and you are a Hermit Mage. A self-taught practitioner of the arcane, and you've come to join the oldest mercenary company in existence; The Lordless Bannermen. You've decided to...
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>>160197
>[3]I think a mail shirt might still be good for now...(Gain Chainmail Vest).
>>160197
>[3]I think a mail shirt might still be good for now...(Gain Chainmail Vest).
>>160225
>>160227
Thinking it'd be smarter to get a few more inches of protection, you grab a shirt of mail rings. It's good steel. You test it by beating it against a tree. It takes the impact nicely, not even being slightly hurt. If it was shit metal, you wouldn't want to deal with it anyway. Putting it on beneath your leather shirt, it fits nicely enough as you can ask for. Wearing more than this might impede your ability to fight without proper training to deal...
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Welcome back to the next expansion on the Demon Invasion quest. This is the third part in the quest so I'm going to give you the run down in what happened before.
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Roc, a demon lord, was summoned by a cult of tieflings looking for revenge on a human kingdom that slaughter hundreds of tieflings. Roc spawned into a dungeon with four other demons. Twelve tieflings stand before him, pleading to help and gives Roc leadership promising a foot hold in this plane of existence....
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>>150450
Okay so let me explain a few things with the last thread I tried to do last night. After a post everyone basically fucked off. Hopefully I will be able to stir up a little more of a creative crowd.I cannot delete the last thread because it is 'too old'
>>150450
>>What is this man's name?
Makesh O'erchand
>>150480
Makesh reminds me of an Indian dude.
Here I'll post a map of where we are I'm more along the lines of an English/Spanish/Italian/Roman name. Nothing that exactly one of those.
The map is a crude interpretation of the region. Roughly the same size of England and the surrounding area. Also this map is not representative of exactly where the guy is because he is in Tophet, 'hell'.
The map is where he is from. The top part of the island is his home town/city.
I'll try to keep the quality of the art as high as I can without sacrificing the speed of my posts. Alright, let's have fun!
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Your eyes strain to open as a stray sunbeam illuminates your bed through a parting in your so called curtains. You exhale loudly in annoyance and groggily get up from your bed despite your exceedingly large desire to continue sleeping. Your bladder wasn't exactly being cooperative at the moment after all.
When you reach the toilet you pull your pants down and reach down to steady your wiener.
You miss.
In confusion...
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>>147608
Masturbate.
>>147608
Make the goal to See if you can get pregnant, or if you are just some horrible freak with a mutilated penis.
>>147608
It's a dream, has to be.
...and if it's not, then... We have a sister who's into occult stuff, she will know what's up...
You are a half-dragon from Darastrix Tolgalen: Dragon Island. Long before man, elf, or dwarf, dragons dominated the sky. Their many species squabbled like petty children until a champion of Io (the high god of dragons and basically creator of the world) known as Jennu Ir formed the Council of Wyrms. Through the Council a lasting peace was established for a majority of dragon kind. This peace has lasted for centuries. In fact, this would be the 8000th anniversary of the Council's founding. This celebration lasts a whole year and today marks the third month of Wer Tlushtow.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>160525
Male
>>160525
Male
>>160525
Male
You are standing in the middle of a room eager to get your very own pokemon. Its may 20 2016 a bit dated (20 years dated) but the nostalgia will kick in.
What will the name of this kid be?
>Type in a name for him 4chan
>>160544
Bob
Buttnuggets
AAAAAA
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"... but why would the ground need rules?" You ask.
"It doesn't... but I guess Marybell does" Derrick says
"Why call them ground rules then?" You ask. "Why not Marybell rules?"
Derrick hangs his head...
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>>159937
>Ask Emi how she wrapped Marybell so quickly
>Get Marybell to apologize
For rp purposes, it would probably make sense for Emi to make Marybell apologize (with a few extra squeezes)
>>159937
>Is that normal?
hello smiley
>>159937
>>Is that normal?
>>Ask Emi how she wrapped Marybell so quickly
Let me know when you arrive guys. We had a time zone change so im sort of lost right now.
>>154263
Here
time zone change?
>>154263
Miellewds-guy here.
Reminder of Things To Do:
1. Get a Harness with Fly and a Ring of Sustain for Squidward; Reaver-Kraken is a go.
2. Buy up all those child slaves to be freed and sent to our orphanages for job training. Depending on the age, maybe prepare for working in our Shield Module factory.
3. Have Fahima, Lyra, Squidward, and Krabs help out the Lapsiona Hive in pacifying surrounding areas, leveling up the Hive's Praetorian Guard, and scouting out wild Jungle Honey Faery hives for aggressive...
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>>154293
Yeah, it was funny in the bad way because our previous, female president, decided time change/zones was confusing so she made it so we wouldnt time change anymore.
Of course it was a mess because I happened to rise up at 6:30am and it was either bright and sunny or dark and tenebrous, and that was the least annoying.
Odd enough, the fact that cellphones and computers went bonkers trying to keep the time accurate was the most annoying.
Anyway our new president reinstalled time zone compliance but...
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>Welcome to Sin Princess Quest! A story of monsters, magical girls, and warring kingdoms!
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>Rolls are typically D20’s, best of three, barring critical failures and successes!
>Voting lasts until the 10 minute mark of the called vote!
You are Avaritia, Princess of Sin, wielder of the envious Vice Gem, and currently very lazy heir of Castle Golgoth.
After...
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>>160280
>Resting on your throne-in-progress, picturing the splendor of your home once you come into your own?
YES FIRST POST I DIDN'T MISS IT!
>>160285
Oh, so NOW you want to be part of my quest, hm?
>>160289
Yes.
Is that okay, Onii-chan?
Lets go.
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Rolling system revised, PAY ATTENTION:
dice+4d9 in options field. You will get 4 digits that will add up to something. THAT SUM IS INSIGNIFICANT. 4 digits listed will serve as "roll." 4 Of the same digits will be "Quads" and three "Trips."
Chip Chrispy's Empire Inc.
New Jersey
Red
>Pink
>Saddam Hussein's Non-nuclear Caliphate
>Louisiana
>Manitoban America
>Dark Red
>North Dakota, near the border.
In the grim dark future of 2017, Winnipeg is too fucking cold so its citizens are heading south.
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