Badly Drawn Paint Bro
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this is badly drawn paint bro. the artist does not have enough money or time or patience to draw him a home, and even worse, a background. what is he going to do?
he is gonna craft himself some medieval armor and weapons
>>155317
Badly Drawn Paint Bro crafts himself some badly drawn ARMOR, a SHIELD and a SWORD.
What is his next course of action?
>>155352
his journey across the badly drawn post apocalyptic wasteland will begin
>>155352
He murders Hillary Clinton
>>155376
This
>>155428
You find Hillary at her campaign rally and murder her.
However, the POLICE may not be pleased.
What will our bro do?
>>155550
Call Trump for aid
>>155550
Say she was about to rape you
>>155550
he will cover himself in shit and becom a nigger because u cant arrest niggers anymore
>>155568
You find Trump. The midget cops are gaining. What do you do?
>>155604
Have an orgy with Trump and midget cops
>>155635
Seconding
>>155635
The group of you have an orgy. You gain favor with Trump.
However, the cop does not enjoy your buttsex.
He attempts to arrest our badly drawn bro. What should he do?
>>156232
Absorb Cop. The justice is not strong with this one, so he wouldnt dare arrest himself.
>>156232
using the shield, parry the cop's attempt to arrest you, and then stab him
>>156377
Our bro brutally murders the cop.
However, the rest of the police force is angered by this...
Our bro's fighting skills also increase.
>>156467
drink his blood to inherit his power. combine his eye X's with our knife to upgrade it.
>>155209
>a wild dickbutt appears
>>156473
You DRINK the blood and INFUSE your sword, increasing your FIGHTING abilities and marginally increasing your INTELLECT.
What will our bro do now?
>>156511
make money
