Welcome back to the five or so players who regularly lurk/play this series! Currently it looks like the Island Nation is going full SPQR with colonies n' shit, the Plains Nation got bread and is going mongols n' shit, the Sky Nation is going all dwarves n' shit, and the Lake nation really really want bear pets though they already have a monster pet who's still alive after like 40 years(?).
Updating turns shortly, I'm pretty sure I have everybody. Also, its about time a world event's gonna happen, so don't spam me with your next turn :DD
Oh shit yeah, previous thread
>>147367
Yay! thread is back.
Aww snap its back
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You figure a name like "C.H.431" isn't appropriate for a little girl. You ask James to give her a better name and he replies that if he was more creative she would already have one. You come up with the name "Nat" and the little girl seems rather giddy and happy about it.
>>164588
You ask James to help you move Dr. Clint and the medical kit as well as is there a way out. He helps you move Dr. Clint and the medical kit And advises you not to go through the doors to the left in the corridor as you are more likely to run into hostile security bots.
>>164610
James says that there is a back door at the back of the cafeteria which he entered the cafeteria but claims that the room behind it is a complete mess.
>>164623
Go to that room
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You forcefully crawl and dig your way ever deeper inside the tick's head ripping and tearing away at its flesh covering your entire body in its blood and guts. You then notice something glowing dimly red above you. Thinking that it must be something important to the tick you reach out to it and squeezed tightly it in your hand.
Meanwhile outside of the tick the peeper once again lands on the tick's head cracking it up some more.
The gigantic tick collapses causing the Earth beneath your party's foots to shake. Whatever it is that you did in there it turned the titanic monstrosity into a bloody vegetable.
With the tick neutralized you search inside the tick for a way out. The way you came is too narrow crawl out now is clogged with the flesh and guts that you've been teared away. It's dark inside and you can't see a thing. Suddenly light shines from a crack right above you. You punched and kicked at it until the crack is large enough for you to crawl through. You climbed out of the tick's head with Isaac and Puppy waiting for you outside.
>Didn't pay much attention to this thread, thought it looked cute as I browsed for whatever
I AM A FOOL, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
TONIGHT, YOU DEVOUR TICK.
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>166321
>Also just back-skimmed
Rolling for begin carving up chitin for armor.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>166335
Yeah that armor set looked cool. I like the mask for the dog the most.
The Tales of Jack Chitin is a dark fantasy adventure with a touch of gallows humor. In this quest you will follow the ups and downs of Jack and his crew.
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>>145167
Archive
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Crew summary
>We are Jack Chitin. We hunt (big) bugs. We are also possessed by an evil demon bug that occasionally...
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ooh cool. thought this died.
You've decided to go pick up your reward at the Walker den. As you slowly approach the den, Luna hesitates for a bit.
Luna Bellus
"Ewww, Jack do we really have to? Those things are really creepy."
Jack Chitin
"Come on, it's not that bad, if you treat them with respect, they will return in kind."
Luna Bellus
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Oh good, glad I didn't miss this.
In this thread we are God. We can do anything at all unless It just doesn't make sense. (We can make a rock so big we can't lift it and we can't lift it.)
I'll be picking the suggestion with the highest last number on post (plus 1). Votes add. Dubs/trips don't matter. I'll be drawing stuff if it's popular enough.
So here we stand before our crea... Wait a sec... Let me just move this out of the way.
Ug. Space fart. Hold on it's just past this.
Ok. Here we stand before our creation. Don't mind the smog. Clearly this is the only important thing in the universe so what will we do to it?
>>162634
Set fire to it. Find a better planet.
You are Petyr Kunetsov, the head of a Crimean Gopnik gang. Pic related, the one in the middle to the left of the whore is you. One of your gangsters squat-runs up to you.
>"Comrade Petyr! The mafia's attacking our illegal vodka storage!".
What do you do about it?
>>176180
>Quickly Ivan we must bring kalishkinov and defend it from the those cheeki breekis
>>176189
Ivan agrees, and you drive your old sedan over to the storage. It's quiet. Too quiet. They are probably inside. Frontal assault or through the back?
Tell Ivan that all will be well, after he gets you a Kalashnikov.
>>176202
Frontal assault.
This is my first quest, so feel free to say "You fucked up son, this is what your doing wrong" and whatnot.
By the way, dice rolling is decided by rolling a d20, top three are chosen, and criticals are prioritized NO MATTER where they are.
So, let's begin.
For the past few millenia, you slumbered in a homely cave in a mountain, unable to hatch due to a lack of magic in this world. Until one faithful day, a comet passed over the heavenly skies, releasing magic back into the world. This is when you were born. This was the dawn of the Age Of Magic.
You...
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>>174393
>>The start of the Cold War, right after World War 2.
Best start for intrigue dragon.
>>174393
>The start of the Cold War, right after World War 2.
>>174393
>The early renaissance, right at the invention of gunpowder.
Your return to the estate wasn't unlike a storm rolling over the horizon.
What merriment had filled its halls before you left fled quickly in the wake of purposeful strides, and the aimless glare that had affixed itself upon your face as you heard Dullem calling out orders and warnings to the still sobering knights. Having the entirety of the forest attempt to rush you was an experience that had left your knight captain deeply shaken; If you were being honest, it had shaken you as well... For a variety of reasons.
You had spent the better part of ten years...
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"Have you ever heard of a Dryad?" You disregard her question, giving up on your impromptu library search. Seeing the confusion on her face, you press on unabated. "Alouette told me that Fae lived in the forest behind my house; Beyond the river, specifically. She called them 'Lords of the Forest', and said that House Valen has some kind of compact with them."
"Fae?" Rinnier made a face, "Like Faedka? Is that where all the alcohol has been coming from?"
You open your mouth to respond, but...
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>>170279
>To the family archives
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Get caught up with Jara in the archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jara%20and%20the%20Valley%20of%20Secrets
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Recap time!
Jara and Leandros are currently being 'guarded' by Yessir, the unstable mecha-Demon henchman. By twisting the arrow in his head they have set his personality to 'Raging Yessir' mode. In rage mode, Yessir operates in a primal state, forgetting his conditioning at the hands of the mecha-Demon recruiters, and entering a state of psychotic paranoia.
At the end of the previous episode, Yessir asked: "Are you for me or against me? There's only two ways. For me. Against me. I am Yessir. YESSIR!"
Jara decided to waggle her ass again in Yessir's direction. Sadly this had no effect on Yessir, who was screaming at the sky at the time.
At the same time, she asked him: "The real question is, are you against yourself?"
Self-reflection is dangerous to a demon at the best of times, but in Yessir's fragile state he enters into a spiral of self-hate. "You're right!" he wails. "You're right! I sabotage myself all the time! Like just now! Look at me, I ruin every new relationship! I have no greater enemy than myself!"
Yessir's blood is boiling. This is a dangerous state for demons of his race. We'll roll to see how this goes.
First of all, Louie (Jara's sentient snake-tail) is within range--he could possibly attempt to bite Yessir in the thigh. You can decide if you want to do this. First we need to decide how his venom works. So, somebody roll a d10.
1: Louie has no venom, and his teeth are only for show--they're barely sharp enough to penetrate a marshmallow
2: Louie's venom causes a berserker rage. We have no idea what this would do to Yessir in his current state.
3: Louie's venom contains leftover magic from Jara's stone state, and can cause a single limb...
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>161897
>>161898
This entire adventure started with fetish shit and by gods, it will continue with more fetish shit.And said fetish shit is a setup for something tragic
The Enki decided it is time to expand our colonies even further, seeing as they are doing it themselves already.
He called the local nobility that has formed there to his court.
Seeing as they are outside of his Administrative system, they might pose a problem, so he decided to make them subservient to him, by sending them to war, hoping that it'll lead to some respect for the Empire.
The Enki however feared that this campaign might cost more than it's worth, so he only send a single Sarerimha together with 3 Sartahazus from the mainland to the colonies,...
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>>161675
>tfw your suggestion pulled a springtime for hitler
We are going to Make the Empire Great Again.
Our new colonies shall be named, from south to north, Melakam, Daro, Ellu, Harappa, and Fort Durai - in honor of Durai, our great Hinnunaki Sarerimha.
Our glorious Enki's name shall be Parash.
The Hinnunaki people shall know pride in their hearts and riches in their coffers - if the nobles and generals share, that is. Don't want a peasant rebellion on our...
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Boy thread is going slow today.
Ahh its back
>>161698
I think the inky should be called Pelops
Parash is too indian
The rest i am happy with
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Far off, nestled in an otherwise small Japanese town lies the Dark Gate Academy. An institution of tremendous size, the Academy holds a long kept secret. Unknown to the outside world, this unseemly town is home to a tear in our reality. A gate between our world and a bizarre dimension known as the Darkworld. The inhabitants of...
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This moment marks the dawn of an important day in the history of Dark Gate Academy. After the shocking revelation of the conditions Alice was being kept in, and the even more shocking revelation of Yamato's true nature, action had to be taken. Breaking Alice free from her chains, Class 2 rushed back to the dorms with the Darkworld girl in tow. After Satomi carefully tended to her wounds, Chihiro chose to hide Alice in her and Sayeka's dormroom. The rest of you knew it wouldn't be long before Yamato realised she was missing, and he would soon be bringing Class 3 to your door, in order to take her back... and something told you they weren't going to be afraid of using force.
Damn Yamato... for a brief moment, you had begun to believe, just a little, that perhaps he wasn't so bad as the rest of the maniacs in Class 3... as it turns out, he's even worse. Hell, you've begun to question if the rest of Class 3 are actually as monstrous as they appear... maybe they've been under Yamato's influence this whole time. You all prepared for the inevitable attack on the dorms come morning, as you readied any defences you might have. You have the numbers advantage, the entire class allied against a common enemy... but that numbers advantage never helped against them before. In terms of pure skill, they've got you all outclassed. The majority of your group will get curb-stomped moments into a straight up fight.
You drew up a list of who the class's tanks are... those who can do some actual real damage to a member of Class 3. That list consisted of Saki and Nariko's Angry state... and neither of them could really hold up to Yamato. Expanding to include those who could hold their own for a length of time, the list would also include Sayeka, Rei, Akira, Seishiro, Akio and Ken... possibly Chihiro too. The rest would be taken down in a matter of seconds, though Hiro's shields should be able to work against Yamato, and Akemi promised to spend the night building traps and exterior defences around the dorm.
With not much of a plan to go on, you decided to get some rest, as two members of class would keep lookout during the night in three hour shifts.
While you weren't part of the lookout shifts, you were still unable to get a proper night's sleep. You lay awake, restless and worried. By the time you managed to doze off, you were plagued with disturbing dreams. Dreams of the Darkworld, and a thick fog, and a pair of glowing eyes calling out to you...
As you wake up, you discover an unwelcome visitor in bed next to. A certain small light blonde-haired girl. Turns out the looks aren't all that run in Chihiro's family.
“Alice, what are you doing in my bed?”
Alice lets out a yawn, and rises up, the blankets falling off of her. Well, at least she's wearing clothes.
“I wanted to sleep here...” she explains. “Don't know why. Felt like the only place I could.”
Okay, so now people are being compelled to sleep in your bed. Later on, you should check to see if there's...
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Also, just cuz'
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You are a tribesman, and today is the day you become a man.
Ever since the days of your fathers' fathers' fathers and before, your tribe has upheld the sacred rites of adulthood. As a youth, you can choose the means of your initiation.
What did you choose?
> Hunting. You are to come back with a trophy.
> Recitation. You are to memorise, and call to your fellows, the songs of yore.
> War. You are to raid an enemy.
> Other.
>Recitation. NEVER FORGET VIETNAM
>>161317
> I-is that a dragon?
>Other
Grow a big crop. We a poor farmer.
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Derrick makes a swipe at your midsection, forcing you to jump back. But that's all the ground he gains, as you put your weight onto your front foot and lunge at him.
About an hour ago, Rhea helped you split one of the practice swords down the middle. The result was a sword that was much lighter, and much better suited to your fighting style. You figured that...
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Ooc: What? How do I do this?
>One more Round
>>173440
>>Yeah, one more round
Previously you managed to reach safety and have been enjoying a brief lull in the war. Orange is there too.
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>>164154
You sit down right then and there in the storeroom and unpack your gear, taking advantage of this opportunity to brew immediately. Orange just blinks before settling down with a shrug.
"Do you need my help?"
"I'm out of venom and I might need some so yeah."
"I'm not actually doing anything else right now for once so sure."
You start brewing Heal-Alls while Orange watches. After a few minutes your concentration wanes and you settle back into autopilot.
"What...
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>>164169
>You should really find Aqua and heal her soon.
Whatup Ouro?
>You should really find Aqua and heal her soon.
You're a stout dwarf blacksmithin lassie, and you like puttin' +1s on stupid adventurers various equipments and items. You also like installing majickal enchantments on to things. Your quest is to find magickal enchantments and rare metals so you can make neat weapons.
This is Blacksmith Quest.
What is your name?
Dvorak Thunderbutt
>>161260
Your name is Dvorak Thunderbutt, and you're just getting back from the castle. You sold the royal army 100 +1 shortswords for a good amount of cash. You're practically rolling in dosh.
>>161172
Charlotte Bronsonhearth