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You are a stickman floating somewhere in the world, what do you do?
>>186410
Explode
>>186410
Grow stick wings and fly around.
>Explode
Nothing to explode with.
>Grow stick wings and fly around.
You grow some wings. They're made of sticks so you probably won't fly for long.
You find a old PC with NoteChat2020 open in a unknown language, what do?
First to post decides the action.
Nobody?
This seems stupid.
>European Dragon Quest 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/178119/
>European Dragon Quest 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/174393/
Character Sheet/Allies
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit?usp=sharing
Last time, when we left off, we heavily damaged Stockholm, became a barbarian dragon, fucked up some communists, bonded a little with our “indentured servant” Anetta, a sorceress, came over our hatred of beds, and got breakfast and ate LIKE A NOBLE!
Additionally, the king gave us a job…
“So, I basically need the town of Nordissciar razed, to make sure the rebels get the idea that a violent uprising isn’t the best idea, got it? My sources tell me they have battlemages ready to shoot down any jets or armor we send in there, so I need something able to perform both roles if necessary…”
Is exactly where we left off from last time.
Action
>Accept
>Decline
>Write-In
>>182416
>If I so chose, I could end you here and now and assume your position. Speaking to me with a little respect wouldn't pose any harm to you, would it?
Ending voting in five minutes.
>>182416
>Accept
Louie, Jara's sentient snake-tail, has used a cursed charm ring on Pickel, a giant insectoid Neet Demon. This has caused him to lust after Louie.
I mean, that's more or less it right now. You can catch up in the archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jara%20and%20the%20Valley%20of%20Secrets
Or check out an abridged version of the previous thread:
http://imgur.com/gallery/BFenN
"M...Mister Louie," says Pickel. "I've never felt this way about anyone before...I need you inside me!"
This is a free action, but Louie doesn't have long before the terrible dribbling cloaca closes around him. He could try to dodge, and we'd roll for success. He could try to bite, or maybe use some nearby prop as a weapon.
Or he could plunge on in there, which will give him a 100% success of a bite. It's up to you.
I'll wait 15 mins or until some consensus is reached.
>>182247
Undress and do it
>>182250
Seconded.
The year is 2947, your name is Daniel Arte and you are one of the last humans alive. Your ancestors were one of the fortunate souls who were in a green zone during the mass bombings, and as a result you are alive, and unmutated.
You were assigned as a Scavenger upon your eighteenth birthday by the Underground Haven you were born in, your duty to salvage whatever old world technology you can find, and maybe, find other strains of human that survived.
You have been sent on your first mission, a month expedition alone, given a backpack filled with rations to last you one and a half months, a phase pistol with one casing, containing six shots, and the tools needed to pry open and extract whatever technology you find.
You said goodbye to your mother and father, and now you are outside the Haven vault, staring out into the endless sands.
What do you do?
Walk forward.
>>189289
Are we aware of any towns or cities that might hold good loot?
If not, start walking, the direction doesn't matter.
>>189301
There are no notable cities nearby that haven't yet been sacked entirely.
>>189297
You struggle on, for hours and hours - the heat of the sun scorching your skin, unused to this much intense solar light, for this long a period in time. Haven got smaller and smaller, behind you, until you couldn't see it at all.
The sun is halfway across the sky, as you spot smoke in the distance, just over a mound of sand.
You are a Succubus from the Demons realms, you must gather semen of living beings. What's your first target? Here's the trick, you mustn't get catch or you will be purified by holy men and Paladins. You must be discreet during the encounters.
>>192023
Seduce the classic farmer.
Your first target is yourself. Learn to love yourself.
How To Play:
Your objective is to steal the cookie from the Anon above you, and defend the cookie from being stolen from the Anon below you. Simple.
Your defense is allowed to be ridiculously hard, as it makes for a more creative steal from the person below.
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I have hidden the cookie inside an unopenable, invincible safe.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
I find and crack open the safe and get the cookie.
>>183943
>unopenable
>>183956
Then how he get the cookie there? Huh?
Either the safe can be opened or the cookie is a lie and now I have the cookie.
You wake up what will you do?
>>194638
Look at those series of lines on the wall.
>>194638
Look at that thing with the eyes in front of you.
>>194638
shit on the floor
You find yourself on the path to a forest, with nothing but your backpack and a winding road ahead. You have no recollection of what happened before this point, and you have no idea what liuk
>>191150
Check the backpack.
>>191150
Let's see what we have in the pack.
>>191150
Check the backpack. Maybe there's a map telling us where we are.
The Tales of Jack Chitin is a dark fantasy adventure with a touch of gallows humor. In this quest you will follow the ups and downs of Jack and his crew.
https://twitter.com/grubadventures
Last thread
>>162527
Archive
Soon™
Crew summary
>We are Jack Chitin. We hunt (big) bugs. We are also possessed by an evil demon bug that occasionally makes us murder an entire barracks full of people. Most people don't seem to like that.
>Our good friend Luna Bellus, the Lunar Priestess of smugness. Also moon lasers. She doesn't hate us and is trying to find a way to make us less murdery. She's also some sort of royalty, I guess?
Last thread plot summary
>We were running from the solar fuzz and arrived in Casius
>Attended the reveal of the famous monster Gat, turns out he's a fleabag
>Met his secret sweetheart that asks us to bust him out since he isn't a psycho after all, turns out he just murders in moderation
>Send Luna to give Gat a last confession and to bust him out
>In a shocking twist, Gat tries to murder us. Nobody saw it coming.
>Attended his execution, suddenly tentacles everywhere
>Turns out Gat is some edgy hentai master
>Gat wastes half the town
>We try to stop him
>We don't stop him
>Luckily, he had some 'Nam PTSD episode before he got the chance to scratch our faces off
>Big shot paladin makes a sweet entrance and blows Gat the fuck out with a giant cross
>The paladin wants a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the sun, in other words he wants to murder us as well
And that's the story so far!
Sit back, relax adventure momentarily!
Luna runs towards Jack, grabs his arm, puts it around her shoulders and tries to drag him to the nearest building.
Luna Bellus
"Great, Sanctus is a fine cherry on top of this disaster cake."
Jack Chitin
"He sent Gat flying like it was nothing. Granted we softened him up, but still. I think I know where he flew off to, we need to grab Gat and get the hell out of here... assuming he survived that light show."
Luna puts you down behind a building wall, she takes a peek and sees Sanctus approaching your position. He hasn't found you yet, but he's looking around.
Luna Bellus
"We can't fight him..."
Possible actions
>Sneak around and look for Gat
>Try to hide in a building
>Cause some sort of diversion
>Sit tight and peek behind the wall to look where Sanctus is heading
>Write-in (Explain your own custom action)
>>181868
>Cause some sort of diversion
>>181872
Luna sits down next to you.
Luna Bellus
"Jack, we need to cause a diversion to get Sanctus off our back. I'll go and distract him while you go get..."
Jack cuts Luna off mid sentence.
Jack Chitin
"What?! No way, are you crazy?!"
Luna Bellus
"I can make it Jack, I just need to..."
Jack grabs Luna's shoulders and look her in the eyes.
Jack Chitin
"Listen to me, Gat be damned, I'm not going to lose you... I won't..."
You stop talking and look at Luna's eyes, for a moment you felt like your heart skipped a few beats. You don't even want to think of losing her. You both sit there looking at each other for a few seconds in an awkward silence. The moment is interrupted by some rustling near the house.
Nell
Jack, Luna! Thank Lua you are alive. I didn't have the heart to go to Gat's execution again, but after hearing an explosion, I immediately ran towards the town square.
Luna Bellus
"Nell! We tried to save Gat, but things got out of hand. There were explosions and tentacles and now a Solar knight is after us!"
Nell looks at you both in confusion.
Jack Chitin
"It's a long story. The knight knocked out Gat, but I know where he landed. We can pick him up, but we have a little problem on our hand."
Nell peeks behind the building wall and notices Sanctus.
Nell
"Leave it to me. I'll shake the guy off your back. When he gets distracted, you both make a run for it and get Gat. My house is a few blocks down the road, meet me there later. I have a plan to get you out of town."
Possible actions
>Agree with the plan
>Jack: "Nell, it's too dangerous, we can't let you risk your life like that."
>Write-in (Explain your own custom action)
You are a chef trying to bake a cake.
4, 5, 6 decides
>>195094
Grate some lemon rind.
>>195094
Get the flour.
>>195094
Get eggs, flour, sugar and salt
You are still a knight. You are still on a quest.
>>182005also:
previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/8272/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/41990/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/77303/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/167391/
character list: http://imgur.com/a/rUrrAPost
ask where can you find this man
Previous Thread: >>163406
This Turn:
> Plains and Island are swinging dicks
> Lake have bear people
> Sky are literal mountain jews
> OP is still running this
Need Plains non-war turn, otherwise, gonna post everyone else's turn 17.
Sky nation opens many institutions in Winter's Refuge, among which are the headquarters of the newly established Bounty Hunter's guild, a bank that can transfer between flint currency and chunks of gold, and a Trader's guild independent of the Sky Nation. Since the sky nation doesn't have a form of currency, these buildings are very slowly run and accept all matter of acceptable barter material, such as people's valuable weapons, livestock, clothing, and food.
Lake Nation gifts raft technology to the sky nation, and goes to work constructing large walls around Megara and Arcadia out of wood, since thats all the material they can build it out of. Bears are also allowed as citizens in the nation, doing manual labor and allowed in the armed forces, although they are not very good at holding weapons. More farmland is also built.
Island nation builds a colony across the river bordering Arcanum. A wall is erected around Aquila, and farms are raised in Alesia.
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Rift%20Research
The cage will have to do, the creature squirms a bit as he is placed in it but doesn't seem to do much more then belt out a Sosuga Hugabuga or two.
After such an eventful and hectic first day on the job you decide to keep strictly to your administrative tasks. trying your best to avoid the Rift Chamber for as long as possible. Nothing else comes out of it for the next couple days and from the observers reports it seems to be back to business as usual.
Samantha Frine sends you a list of potential research projects that she thinks can produce results.
>Examine energy spike readings from Anomaly event(negligible scanner improvement)
>Study the physical structure of the creature, tentatively designated as Imp(material information)
>Catalog Imp language(negligible benefit, bonus from Resource Management)
You also go over the general operating needs of the Facility. You can also change security protocols and prepare orders for equipment as well as construction of facility buildings.
>Change Orders? Currently rotations of 3 on perimeter, security room, and internal.
>additional equipment order? Weapons, armor, other?
>Buildings? Small Airstrip for light aircraft, additional living space, other?
You don't have a fixed budget, but spending to much might be frowned upon. Also the more materials you ship in and disappear off of official operations ledgers will increase the risk of the outside world taking notice of your facility.(this is reduced by your PPO)
>>191431
>Study the physical structure of the creature, tentatively designated as Imp(material information)
>Additional Equipment
Bigger weapons, in case more of those Imp things, or bigger, come through.
>Building
A containment facility for creatures and artifacts that come through the Rift.
I think everyone can agree that if things are going to come through, then we need a place to put them.
>>191492
Sounds good
I need a bit more then just bigger weapons.
For the building, do you want to add a sub-level (more time/less materials)
or a new building (materials and about a month. there is a limit to the space you have
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You are Prince Meirion auk Gwyrren, the only sane man in a royal family with dubious concepts of strategy, justice, taxation, and governance in general. You have made it your goal in life to keep your family on the throne and your head firmly attached to your body.
You are not currently hiding from Myrrdin. You are not desperate to avoid him and whatever twisted plans he has for you and your future. You most certainly did not agree to have lunch with your siblings because you knew it would be the very last place Myrddin would come looking for you.
"Have you heard about the Archduke of Rosea?" Crown Prince Haul asks.
"The rumours are spreading all over the capital," your sister Nesta says. "To be defeated in a duel by a mercenary… it must have been an impressive battle. It's a shame I wasn't there to see it."
It is nice to receive praise from your older siblings, even if they don't know they're giving it.
"If only we could settle all conflicts like that," Prince Haul says. "War is such a terrible waste of life."
"I understand your meaning brother." Princess Nesta sighs. "However… I cannot forget the glory of battle. Standing at the front of an army and leading others by example - that is our true purpose."
"Too true," Prince Haul says. "These are our burdens to bear."
On second thought, perhaps there's a civil war in Svekka you could get yourself dragged into?
"What do you think, Meirion?" Your sister asks you.
>"Even with an army, it should still be possible to minimize the loss of life."
>"Armies are necessary. We wouldn't be able to hold territory without them."
>"I believe the soldiers also wish to fight for the kingdom's glory."
>>191181
>"Even with an army, it should still be possible to minimize the loss of life."
>>191181
>>191181
>"I believe the soldiers also wish to fight for the kingdom's glory."
>"And as a royal, it is our job to know what battles are worth fighting, and to ensure that what battles we do engage in are on our terms and that we have prepared before hand. One can hardly win if your soldiers are starving after all."
>>191181
>"Armies are necessary. We wouldn't be able to hold territory without them."
