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okay so welcome to part 4 of this civ evo, the last time gator humanoids attacked and the water trolls found small smart monkeys...
>pick a tribe (no more then 4 members)
>choose up to 5 actions/cultural things
>the more things you choose the smaller the chance of succeeding is
>every turn is 1 month
>you can expand your land but it will take 2 turns for 1 patch of land, after getting that piece of land i will be randomizing...
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Look whose back boys
I'll stay to the end :D
>RULES:
no quitceding
breaking alliances/NAP's will result in penalty
no changing directions after making roll (exceptions made for errors)
roll 1d10000 (if you use anything else I will decide how many territories you get based on how cool I think you are)
>FAIR WARNING
my bucket tool is pretty bad
I am intoxicated
Red is +10
Orange is +5
Yellow is +1
Greenland is Orange
Must include bonus in your trip
no takers? It's almost as if you faggots have better things to do
just a question are risk threads allowed on /int/ anymore?
>Welcome to Sin Princess Quest! A story of monsters, magical girls, and warring kingdoms!
>Previous Threads, Mechanics, and the Twitter are here!
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>Rolls are typically D20’s, best of three, barring critical failures and successes!
>Voting lasts until the 10 minute mark of the called vote!
Before we get into the meat of todays thread (and before I apologize for being so fucking inconsistent) I wanted to propose...
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>>205747
If I'm being unclear, I mean to say that rolling a critical success could, by majority rule, either earn you a new advantage or remove a disadvantage and vice versa for critical failures.
>>205747
Sure. I'd be down for that.
>>205798
And if I did it, which depends on there being more than just the two of us in this thread, should we wipe the slate clean with non-Harvest gained advantages and hold a vote for what is kept and removed or just carry on from here?
Alright /qst/, let's have a W40k thread. Imagine this to be like the Kronus or Kaurava campaigns from the Dawn of War games in that you pick a faction and relevant commander, but much more open-ended and narrative driven. Any of the leaders you choose can command a canon or non-canon regiment, chapter, kabal, etc etc. Feel free to be creative.
Your choices are:
1. an Eldar Autarch (Craftworld, Exodite, whatever)
2. an Imperial Guard general
3. a Space Marine Chapter-Master
4. a Dark Eldar Archon
5. a Magos of the Adeptus Mechanicus
6. A Canoness...
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Oh I suppose you can be a Harlequin Troupe Master if you reaaaaaaaaaly want to
bump for interest
bumping with wallpapers
Inspired by the Zerg Simulation quest that's going on, don't see that author going very far so I wanted to run my own quest with a more detail to it. That being said, going to add a couple of mechanics to the rules as well.SPOILERS MAKE GREAT SEPARATORS
The embyriotic fluid around you pulsates and ebbs around you in the large cocoon, your senses have come alive, and you feel alone.
Your base instinct tells you there should be millions... no... billions of voices filling your consciousness. But there's nothing.
NOTHING.
Your essence screams with the silence, the insanity of loneliness, the swarm has fallen, and you are its only remaining hope.
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> The first 10 posts will determine the major mutations
> You can only same-fag after 10 minutes have passed since your last post
> You will roll a dice+1d100 for each mutation you propose, if it lands in the (0-20) range, the mutation becomes negative, if in the (21-80) range the mutation is a success, if in the (81-100) range, the mutation works even better than expected and special benefits will be given
>Reproduction can happen quickly, but you have little to no genetic memory of mutatable strains beyond that of a basic Zergling,
Biomass will be required to both evolve and grow your brood,
Tsatz, today is the day of your birth, how do you begin your advancement of the swarm?
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>198752
EXAMPLE POST THIS DOES NOT COUNT
We grow a stomach to produce a spittable acid
If I get 20 or less, the mutation fails, if I get 21-80 it works, if more than 80 it works REALLY well
>>198772
In this case, Tsatz would experience a severe negative, for example with the acid, the acid will now constantly leak out of Tsatz, harming any organics and altering his surroundings greatly
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>198752
Grow pheromone glads of many kinds.
Previous thread >>166454
You are Natalya Ilyushina, a non-Girtablilu scorpiongirl. Setting is the USSR during the start of WW2 where EVERYONE is a monster girl.
You were a mercenary, fired from the company after killing your team in a botched mission. You drink your days away in a pub in Opochka before deciding to take up some freelancing, heading to the town board you respond to various letters asking for help. On one of these jobs you meet a pragmatic hellhound named Eva. Heading to the same job, she attacks you, cracking...
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>>198340
You head off to guard a shipment of katyusha rockets to Tskov. Halfway through the train ride, you get ambushed by Chechen nationalists. You lose some guards, but you manage to kill your attackers. You loot the corpses, noticing that they're armed with German weapons and equipment. The rest of the ride to Tskov is uneventful, punctuated only by a boisterous minotaur named Tatyana, in awe of your prowess in a firefight, asking if you would like to team up, fuck shit up. You accept.
On arrival, rockets safely...
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>>198344
You head back to Opochka on a train, avoiding the soldiers looking for you with the help of a wolf-girl, she works under Major Vera but doesn't like the way the NKVD handles things. You drive the two of you back to the camp and immediately seek out Eva and Katya, warning them of your current predicament. Cut short by the arrival of soldiers, they go door to door looking for you and your friends. Six soldiers walk around the camp looking for you, their commander waiting outside. End result is that all are dead...
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>>198415
CURRENT INVENTORY:
350 rubles
Weapons
1 X MP 40 with slings
1 X Luger with holster, attached to belt
1 X Bayonet
Ammunation
Belt with magazine pouches containing:
2 X 32 round MP 40 magazines
3 X 8 round Luger magazines.
1 X Torchlight with pouch, attached to belt
1 x Backpack containing
1 X Mirror
1 X Leaflet for a cage fight
1 X Key to the truck
1 X Flint & Steel
1 X Binoculars
1 X Entrenching tool
3 X FAD
CURRENT...
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It's been three days so the other thread is falling into obscurity. >>182993
Story so far:http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/58994337/YumeNikkiQuest
>>197632
Take off shirt and use your new bra
I forgot to put the effect box for the coconut bra
>>197686
Put on coconut bra and join sharks
Oh shit nigger, you're a Wasteland Paladin in some Generic Post Apocalyptic Wasteland. Your mission is to protect the innocents, purge the heretics, kill the evil mutants, yadda yadda all that stuff.
But currently you're just loitering around behind a rock, what do you do?
Roll 1d10, highest roll in a minute since the first reply gets picked.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>206887
Punch face.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>206887
Use your binoculars to see what your disappointments are up to.This is a pretty early thread for you.
>>206890
Suddenly: Simon's ghost invades the thread.
This is it.
After months of studying in finest arts of the cullinary world, its finally time to show your worth to the king!
Your king, Heinrich the Crusader is inviting his brother-in-law Leopold the Tyrant for a feast.
And it has fallen to YOU chosen chefs to prepare a feast for them and their nobles.
Can you satisfy the good king and his tyranical brother?
You have all the resources in the kindom to make a legendary feast.
Where are the two from and do they like local cuisine better than international? Or the other way around? This is important to know.
Also, where are we from and what kinds of ingredients can we aquire?
>>204808
Heinrich and his people enjoy traditional central european cusine, pork, cattle, few vegetables, potatoes, beer, etc
Leopold spent his conquests in foregin lands and prefers more slavic-turkish cusine, kebabs, yeastless bread, strong coffee, and more exotic fruit
>>204820
For team Heinrich we should make something heavily reliant on meat and such, I think. How about a shepherd's pie somewhere in this? It has all a man like him likes. Meat, Potatoes, Cheese... Served with a heavy dark beer and a stuffed roasted pig as the main course. Sprinkle a few vegetables here and there, more as a decoration than food, and you should be set.
For Leopold and his men, make turkish mocca and ayran to drink, also look if you can make an arabian stuffed camel. (Fill a camel with a sheep, the sheep with turkey, the turkey with chickens, the chickens with fish and the fish with boiled eggs). Add fresh fruit, flat bread and everything should go smoothly. If you're like, really rich, see if you can get a whole elephant and fill it with the aforementioned camels.
Bob is in prison, and needs your help! How can he escape?
He has:
1 Candy Wrapper
1 Water Bottle
>>196740
Fashion water bottle's sharp plastic into a shank
>>196749
Ouch! Bob hurts himself while making the plastic into a shank! But he still makes the shank! Minus -10 HP
CURRENT HP:
50
Bob takes the bench off the wall and uses it to pry open the bars on the window.
You've been selling drugs on the streets of New York City for 20 years now. It all started out with dime bags of weed, but now you're selling it by the pound, and up to kilos of methamphetamine. You have sold to countless faces, and countless times, you do not remember a life before this. You own a Mac 10, and 9mm, both concealed on your body at all times. You've never shown a bit of anxiety, or let a cop see any shady business. You have been doing the perfect job for twenty years. Except today... While walking through central park, going to make a delivery, some...
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Rolled 34 (1d500)
>>206810
>Shoot cop and run
>>206815
Well, I'm still here, waiting for more rolls tho :/
Rolled 370 (1d500)
>>206810
>shoot cop and run
lets do a native american thread.
So pretend that you and your tribe has reached the new world! Everyone has reached the north american continent. Let's imagine its around 15,000 BC. No plants domesticated in eurasia or anywhere else.
Now i know that in real life native americans kinda had shit for resources so lets make it a little easier for them:
I'll make "change" some native animals so that they are:
-friendlier to humans
-wont panic easily
-easy to control with social hierarchy
-(may be bigger)
its up you to find...
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How do we create tribes?
>>202912
just save the map and color it in on paint and give me a name.
or just tell me the general region and ill color it in for you. Also pick a color
>>202980
This area. Aspara for the color
A bunch of Philippine folks decided to cross the ocean.
They are The Mo'Hanoi
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Welcome to the second round of Sunday Night Loser Fight. Tonight, we see a return from a classic creature way back from the first season.
Which one – you ask?
Well, that's a secret! But I promise, when it's time, you won't see it coming!
Ah, what a wonderful day! It's just amazing great to be getting back to the good old days when the show was just starting out – lets hear from the founder – Ellen DeGeneres!
>“Hey, It's me, Ellen DeGeneres. I know some of you were worried when you heard about my retirement last year, but I guarantee this season promises to be the best one yet.”
>“When I first had the idea for Sunday Night Loser Fight, I was just looking at this absolute waste of space try to carry way too many groceries by hand, watching him struggle without even noticing the cart that was right behind him. I thought to myself – “Hey, if this guy carries groceries like that, I wonder how he'd go about fighting against a grotesque monster.” Naturally, the monster ripped all of his internal organs out of his body, and used them to feed its' children.”
>”The idea was fresh, but it needed a lot of fine tuning. So, with a concept in mind we developed a system to balance the Losers! We pick them up from across the universe using our Loser location technology, we provide them with tools they couldn't possibly understand, and we give them rewards for winning.”
>“All of our fine tuning resulted in the amazing programming you see today!”
>“It's been great running this show for the past Twenty years, and here's to twenty more!”
Wow, what a visionary. Twenty years of running the show, now she's passed it down to the new show-runner, who promises to retain all of the prestige while improving upon the original concepts! I can't wait to see what he brings to the table!
Well, we are just seconds away from the second round in this season's Sunday Night Loser Fight, and I've got to tell you – I'm jittery with excitement, joy, and -EMOTION NOT TRANSLATABLE- .
Once again you're in the room with four pods where this whole thing started, a soft green light illuminates the room complimented by the piercing blue lights coming from the accents of each individual pod. This is where you first met your comrades; Paul seems to be the only one out of his pod with you, and the others seem to be still inside of their pods.
“So, uh” Paul scratches his head, “How was your week?”
You recall quite the eventful week, the pain still there, but numb as if you were still emotionally in shock. The last thing you want to do is...
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>>201357
“Man, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard,” Samuel states, rising from his pod.
“It's bad enough I'm in this dream again without having to hear your 'philosophy'.”
“It's not a philosophy, it's like real time, time travel,” Paul Responds.
“What?” Samuel responds, bewildered.
The fourth and final pod opens, Tom jumps out of the pod.
“Dammit! I fell asleep!” he shouts, drawing instant glares from the rest of you.
“Ahem....
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>>201369
so no sneak preview of the enemy this time? i geuss we can bring the boots along we just wont wear them, and we can drop them as soon as we get into battle.
Your name is LILISS.
You were recently imprisoned because of certain RACECAR DRIVING HABITS. You are now residing inside a small, really shitty CELL, and have nothing in your inventory but a PIECE OF CAKE and a BLUNT BUTTER KNIFE. Prison FUCKING SUCKS so far, so you may want to think about ESCAPING. You also think that an ACQUANTANCE of yours may be in a NEARBY CELL.
>what will you do?
>>195539
See through the bars
>>195539
Eat the cake with your knife. There might be something inside the cake so eat carefully.
>>195539
>>195546
You take a peek outside. It seems that there is nothing is nothing but WATER as far as the eye can see.
Welcome to the wasteland, you (the Anons) are in control of a small "haven" out in the harsh wasteland known as "the compound". Before the war this was a goverment installation inhabited by various pre-war scholars, and various workers for a nearby oil well.
But when the bombs dropped they where safe from the blast, but not for what came after. After many years the majority of the inhabitants died of radiation and other various diseases.
But the survivors worked hard to salvage and piece together whatever weapons, protection and vehicles they could....
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>>195346
Just saw that I made an error, in the last action it is supposed to say
>"We warparty now!!" Send out all of your vehicles, even your mega-vehicle
>>195346
>>"Send out 3 of them!"
>>195352
This
