You are standing in the middle of a room eager to get your very own pokemon. Its may 20 2016 a bit dated (20 years dated) but the nostalgia will kick in.
What will the name of this kid be?
>Type in a name for him 4chan
>>160544
Bob
Buttnuggets
AAAAAA
You are named Bob Buttnugget's AAAAAA (6 a's)
You go downstairs and say hi to your mom and go outside to go to professor oak's
You are running without giving a single damn mindless when someone stops you
Its professor oak!
More Squarer than EVER! More than Professor utonium (but sadly got smoother in 2016)
You enter the lab and oak tells you topick first
Also
>Name Gary 4chan
Also im betting its something offensive
>>160757
pick pokeball C
then when Gary picks up the counter to C, swap C for the remaining ball
name = Gary 4chan
>>160757
DICKS
You are facing the table with 3 pokermon
THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION IN THE COMIC
>PICK THE STARTER 4CHAN THINK BEFORE YOU CHOOSE The first comment will be the Starter
>>160872
Oak
Oak says
>>160872
bulbasaur, obviously
Bob Chose BULBASAUR!
While DICKS Chose Charmander because he is a dick! (like his name)
But anyways were about to battle DIIIIIIIIIICKS!
>>161004
BULBASAUR I CHOOSE YOU!
Bulbasaur use vine whip
BOB VS DICKS
BOB's TEAM: BULBASAUR AKA" 4'BASAUR
DICKS TEAM: CHARMANDER AKA CUNTAMANDER
play this theme during the battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpCQ-t6RLU
BOB VS DICKS
CHAPTER 1 COMPLETE
CHAPTER 2: Delivery to Oak & First catch tomorrow! See you next day