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Your name is ____.
You're in a room with a door and a chest, wearing THE MAGICAL PEDO tarp of 66 pockets, and an EDGY AS FUCK mask.
What do?
>>143952
Kick the chest repeatedly until it opens up.
>>143957
You BEAT THE SHIT out of the chest. It looks sad.
And lootable.
Inside the chest is an EDGY AS FUCK sword, a pack of BORING cards, a WATER canteen, and a piece of gum.
>>143973
Use your tears to fill up the water canteen while thinking about how shitty and miserable your life has been.
Previous Thread: >>105786
You are Trent Tuler, a man once sick with his lot in life, now thrust headlong into the Journey of the Crimefighting Vigilante.
Last thread we made chase after a Lich who stole the souls of Trent's two newest employees. The heart-pounding chase was brought to a screeching halt by the appearance of a mysterious cloaked figure. Who is he? Open this thumbnail and find out!
>>126454
He's the person who's not Cheeki Breeki,
Get tracksuit back on and starve out guts Slav gulag style
>>126454
Transform back into plane, then put the crown back on to become BossMan, and also let our assistant out of... us? I guess?
>>126454
Put the boss outfit back on and fire him!
Previous Thread: >>115629
Recap: You punched some dudes, then helped your sister (Kick Lee) attend the semi-finals match of the martial arts tournament because Susan used her PTA shenanigans to restrain her in hopes of letting her daughter (Sophie) win by default.
>Highest of 1d10 of the first 3-5 replies
>If two or more replies share the same result, the one with the higher last post digit wins.
You are now at a bar (The Arm Bar),...
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>133650
Check the menu. I hear they have a special Limited Edition drink!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>133650
Oh shit it's a grey dude! better hide your face just in case he's friends with those grey people you beat up last time.
>>133657
You ask the bartender for the menu listing, if they have any.
Aside from the usual stuff and the item you ordered earlier, in the corner is listed "Stranglehold (Limited Edition)".
According to the fine print, it's expensive and you need to sign a waiver.
You are Julina Provost, and you have just been awoken by something disturbing the game hens outside your humble dwelling. The night is cool but flat, with a heavy overcast sky keeping the moonlight from you. Which is a problem, because you don't know what is outside the shack you and your two strange children live in.
You remain still, eyes staring straight ahead in the gloom as you focus upon what you can hear. But the sound of your heart is loud in your ears, and your vision pulses in time with each forceful thump. You realize with a start that you've been...
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>>127388
Investigate the noise
Fucking wolves fucking with my chickens
You slide from the thick pile of skins upon the wooden boards, pulling your shawl close around your shoulders. Your hand grips the pomel of the sword tightly, and you hear the faint whisper of metal as it rises with you. You turns sideways, your sword arm behind yous letting the weight tug at your shoulder at you keep the point from trailing upon the ground. You pause as your daughter stirrs, and then settles once more. You slip out of the doorway, once a wagon gate.
You squint upwards once, but the moon will be no help here - hidden behind the steep bank of clouds that...
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Welcome back to A Dumb Quest (and sorry for not starting a new thread sooner): the story of a pro wrestler by the name of Hugh Gus who wishes to find a portable wrestling ring. Together, with his red friend named Red, he travels the world in search of someone who wants to kill him for some reason.
The story so far: http://imgur.com/a/MrEHE
Previous thread: >>72105
I'm updating the imgur link with the most recent stuff now and I'll start on the next page as soon as I'm done with that.
>>104709
>>105214
You pick Derek up, figuring that you can just get rid of any radiation poisoning that you contract from carrying him by drinking a bit later, and run off in order to find the wrestling ring. Unfortunately, this place is fucking HUGE, so it might take a little while to find it...
...after searching for a bit, you come across a surviving faculty member and ask him where you could find the wrestling ring. He scratches his head.
>"Oh yeah, that....
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>>126327
Oops, forgot to add some different colors.
>>126327
Oh, no this muhfugger isn't getting off that easy!
AFTER. HIM!
Give me Finland, I'll be blue.
>>141824
>The United Slavic Republic
>Serbia
>Orange
>>141850
Oh, Confederacy of Shitposters for the name, if that wasn't obvious.
“...And you smashed him in the face.”
>”Yes.”
>”I was startled, great witch....”
>duh, can't you tell by his obviously smashed face?
>>136845
>" I was startled, great witch..."
These nohorns need to lern a respect.
>>136845
>" I was startled, great witch..."
... it flew at my face and it didn't seem that it would stop, so I got scared and smashed it by accident.
You are a stickman. It's a sunny day and you're walking outside. What is your current course of action?
>>134412
Tell op to get better at art
It was merely an act
>>134434
Use pants in head
You are John Johnson, you have no blood relatives or friend of any kind, You are the blankest of blank slates possible. You used to have a shit job and don't have much of a reason to live. You hate yourself
There is a mail opener and a box
What now
>>133150
Squeeze your head through the bars.
>>133150
Tell yourself jokes to pass the time.
>>133157
You shove your head outside the bars and get immediately stuck.
you also face plant into the painted concrete.
>>133167
Whats brown and sticky?
RECAP:
You are a mech called Autobots Assemble, but more commonly known as Arcee. After befriending a mech named Moverlord when he picked you up after you got your brain hacked, the two of you went on a quest to catch the hacker. After dealing with a crazed shareware Seeker who tried to steal some presumably important info, you found out from a friendly pawnbroker that the mnemosurgeon you're after is named Craniotomy and the data you hold is information on a mnemosurgery cult's members.
When you found Craniotomy's hideout, you descended alone into the...
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>>131981
Well, you should probably inform management before anything else
Also this may be an inside job, so stay on your toes
>>132019
Playing it smart, you inform both the customer service manager and the R&D manager of your suspicions, telling both of them that you informed a few other people as well. CS manager is rightfully pissed and does a lot of flailing his arms and kicking things, but doesn't seem to be hiding anything. The R&D manager seems to consider things a bit more, and tells you he hasn't seen anything amiss in his department. He doesn't know who would be important enough to be targeted at the office, either, or...
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>>132256
investigate to see if anything is missing, if someone went through all the trouble of setting off these bombs then someone was here for something
Last thread >>101524
Welcome to Chuck RPG, Where you the anon right there are the Chargin Chuck on a quest to gather all 8 of legendary footballs to promptly smash Bowsers' shit. WE ARE READY FOR CHAPTER 2! (update is in the next post) Our heroes have arrived in gloomsville where it's filled with mobsters. All the species here will have "Gloom" in their name for example "Gloomba,Gloomguy,Gloompa Troopa" and so on.
Lets see what the party are up to after that Bar run last night.
The Gang arrives in town and there are mobsters as far as the eye can see. Since we know that the next football should be in this town somewhere the gang agrees it'd be best to get some information. They see before them a pub called "The Gloomy Gatling" and also a few shops up the stairs.
Where do we wanna go?
The trio decide to check out the pub but the Chuckgloom guy isn't letting just anyone in.
CONTINUED FROM >>69334
You are Cytosol, a worthless blob in a world of eternal night.
Right now, you and Maxwell are fighting the boss of Boingo Lake, [r]BOINGO BEAST[/r], who has just taken out part of the dock.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLE, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x2
Abilities: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
Maxwell's Abilities: REPAIR, LASER SHOT, CHARGE, FLEE
First...
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Current map of the world
Repair dock
>>127357
Sure. I have no clue what's going on so let's screw everything up!
Steal because I'm sure it has something in those pockets.
And Maxwell can charge at it taking care not to hit... other blob as it steals.
The rules are pretty simple
>General:
There are 6 teams, blue, red, purple, orange, peach, and green
There can be 3 people on each team
The game won't start until 4 teams have at least 1 player
Tripcodes are suggested but not required
Alliances and truces between players are allowed, but they will not be enforced. Backstab away!
>Combat:
There are no defensive rolls. This makes things simpler.
To attack, roll a d100 and name 2 tiles.
Also, make sure to specify your team, as in "Blue...
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\bump
I'll bite. I'll be on team purple.
Ill bite too.
Green team
"Why are you doing this?"
"I'm doing this because this is what needs to be done." The man says. "I joined the association because I wanted to learn. About humanity and the world. I wanted to know if the way things are now is the way things are supposed to be. I learned that things were wrong. What we thought we knew was all wrong. Sealing away the old gods and using their magic for our own purposes. It's killing the world."
"That's nonsense."
"It's...
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>>126694
>seduce major spirit
>>126795
This
Also link to last part?
>>126694
>seduce major spirit
You're a low-level imp on your way in the dark evil world of, I dunno, it looks shitty so it may as well be Arizona. You need one thing!
To become a demon! You need a bunch of things to get that, but for now you could go for a bite to eat. Just remember, no dairy.
Search nearby for cows
>>126213
You found a desiccated cow. It may belong to somebody, but it's more likely that is was weak and has been left to die on its own.
Ask the snake where we can get some food.
If snake isn't helpful eat the snake
