I'm at home. I just fed my baby bananas and now we are watching "barnyard"
Roll 1d100
Highest roll in three posts decides my actions.
>this is my life, I'm not hurting anything.
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>129305
Teach your child to speak Klingon.
>>129439
After 10 minutes of trying to teach my child Klingon, he got grumpy and had to be put down for a nap.
He fell asleep successfully.
Chili is cooking in the kitchen
Barnyard is still playing
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>129461
Put one of the pacifiers in your mouth
>skirmish quest set in synthwave medieval faux-Miami
The other one is dead.
>>116104
Equipment card templates, feel free to create new armors and weapons and stuff
>>116119
I'm not sure how fast the keyboard or moog keyboard should be
>>116119
R.J. MacReady's heavy coat would be dope armor
You are Luce, a Conscript of the Serenian kingdom army. Though just 5 hours ago you deserted your post, so technically you are now a Deserter. You just can't bear the thought of risking your life fighting in the war as you are a farmboy at heart.
It is around midnight and you currently resting in a forest. To the North is the army campground you just ran away from, and to the South is the road to your hometown. Visions of your parents...
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>>114900
Sleep and think about death.
>>114900
Take inventory & look around our immediate area
>>114914
Well I guess you got your wish
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You are a Vessel of ash destined to acquire the flames of five great beings and so can rekindle the long lost age of fire
With some help, you bested an old Watchdog and his handler who guarded a sanctuary of old.
Your Journey has just started....
Our Stats:
STR : 12
DEX : 13
FTH: 12
INT : 12
Next...
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>>114242
Alright, let's begin.
>>114242
Neat.
>>114242
Inky here to save the day
you're stranded on a alien planet.
you are standing in a what looks like a jungle like area, you hear strange sounds in the distant and you smell things you can't compare to anything you have ever smelled.
what do you do?
-1,-5 and -7 decide!
Eat dirt.
>>127846
recall how we became stranded
>>127846
punch your face
lets make a good risk thread
the problem is i am here for 3.5 hours then i have to go for 3 hours
if you are okey whit that
LETS PLAY
> write your bonuces after your names
>>126551
>Orange,
>Amsterdam.
>Zwaartepiet
after nations are created
please dice 1d10000 for roll
>>126562
Light Blue
Ukraine
Mauga Sinasina
Rolled 4, 40, 28, 10, 21 = 103 (5d50)
You have arrived at the nameless dungeon. Others before you have come and died, but you will succeed where they have failed.
You have come to the Nameless dungeon seeking:
>A cure for your disease
>The corpse of your father
>A flower planted by the gods
>The Jewel of Kibanku
>A wife
>Other (write-in)
Choose your stats...
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>>125822
>A flower planted by the gods
>>125822
>A wife
Who says dangerous dungeons can't contain your soulmate
Also are we assigning the roll you did at the top for stats?
>>125978
Yep, exactly right. Assign each value to a stat. Also roll 1d50, I will choose the post with highest roll
Comes now the march of time, and the emergence of gods! The universe is still fairly new and in constant flux, with various gods appearing to attempt to bring order to the chaos... or not. However, can they get along and cooperate to bring the cosmos to peace and harmony, or will they tear it and themselves apart in conflict?
This is, The Age of Madness
>Choose a name and become a God, and roll 1d100 to speak the WORD and make things happen.
>Anonymous players form a Choir to praise or scorn the works of these...
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WOOHOO! New age!
>>124843
The orks are not that easily deceived. Since the dispelling of the horrible spell casted upon the Gol Grok tribe they have learned to be weary of other still. The most skilled of the vampires manage to enthrall a few of the orks although only lowlings and peons. No influence can be made but at least information can be gathered.
>>124844
The past ages;
>Initial age
boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/62367
>First age
boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/78793
>Second age
boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/86471
>Third Age
http://boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/112812/
Previous thread:>>112378
You leave behind the candle as you can clearly move through this room without worrying about missing/hitting something and head over to the figure lying on it's side first.
Despite it's humanoid looking appearance, its actually either a robot, a cyborg or an android. You can tell this due to the fact it is built incomplete as one of it's arms and legs have nothing on them, exposing the metal skeleton with one of it's arm having a label readingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>118363
The second figure is also a machine and is in a arguably worse state than the first. It's got it's whole "upper torso" riddled with holes, possibly due to being shot with a shotgun, and several slash marks as well as having a couple of wires hanging out of it. It's "head" has a single slice in it that is profusely leaking oil. Judging from the oil stains, it was probably shot twice, once to get it against the wall and a second time as it slid down into it's current position.
You...
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>>112378
>>111892
You slowly and quietly head over to the door(which has a sign saying "cafeteria") and place your head against it to hear the conversation behind it. you hear two voices, one of a really young girl and another of a teenage boy:
???1:Are we going to stay here until everything goes back to normal?
???2:Depends on what you define as "normal" kid. cause this place is anything...
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>>118430
Enter the room, they don't seem to be dangerous and it's probable they know what's going on.
“Stop pouting, and get ready.”
You don’t, and rather than obey your mother you much prefer glaring at her. You know it’s not her fault you were forced to abandon your real home, your friends and your maybe-soon-to-be prospective first boyfriend, but she needs to learn that stuff like that won’t fly without consequences.
“I’m sick. I can’t go to school, it’s just too hot here. And it smells.”
“You’re not, you’re definitely going, and well, yes. To both. But you’ll get used to it.”
“What if I don’t? Can we go back home then?”...
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[This quest is inspired by Wildbow’s Worm setting and WeaverDice roleplaying game, if not in mechanics, at least in tone and general thematic. Oh, and it’s an universe much like our own, but not quite (even discountingsuperpowers. Welcome, and I hope you’ll enjoy yourself!]
>>115691
>That uniform would definitely look nicer with a bit of refurbishing (?)
There's no excuse for not being FANTASTIC!
>>115691
>Whatever, you’ve made your point, just put on the damn uniform as it is
Is there supposed to be an image or description of the uniform?
=Thread 4=
You are Delilah, a thirteen year old runaway. Though it hasn't always been that way, life has not passed you the best of cards. Now you are on the streets, just trying to survive while figuring out the growing mysteries surrounding you.
Will you find your happiness? Or will you succumb to the hate and misery inside of you?
INFO
Story thus far; http://pastebin com/WnGZwK04
Quick Guide of the Who and What (WARNING: Spoilers!): http://pastebin.com/tsrdSPqd
Twitter: @Cowboy_Sue
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Actually gotta run to the store real quick, then update.
We also have a discord, come make fun of me nerds.https://discord.gg/0107qV9kiFDmJIZ3C
>>114202hi sue
>>114238
Devil trips man is here.
You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.
..and how this quest works?
>>113728
Look around
>>113728
Punch all the non-existant stuff!
>The Mushroom race is growing people
How does this affect your setting?
>>112524
Whoops. Wrong board. Ignore this.
You better make this a quest now...
>>112626
I would if I had the story skills.
Previous thread: >>92797
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IS THIS THE END OF PETER TITMOUSE???
(part 1 of 2)
part 2 of 2
>>112506
first for CUTE
>>112506
You did it, the poison unlocked your ability to enter the dreamscape.
“I feel so proud for some reason!”
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/82640/
Anonhorn, don’t get cocky!
The wheels turn fast at your side, your hand still hurting but you are dead certain this isn’t over yet as himehorns and nohorns struggle at every corner, and with a single glance at a screaming stove-headed nohorn you opt to believe it:
They are scared. Of us.
And by now, only nohorns with weapons remain in sight.
Musclehorns are the most obedient and passive of all the castes, but they are a little prone to smash...
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On a hunch, you turn your head slightly and catch your haremhorn doing the typical death-stare they reserve for blood-frenzied musclehorns; she stares at you briefly, and then the both of you return your sights to the surrounded himehorn tower, nohorns already screaming at them.
“Move aside!” You scream. “Move aside!” You scream again, and only then do the nohorns take notice, they look at you gasping slowly with their mouths half open but they move to the side.
“LET HER IN YOU DOLTS, SHE’S THEIR BOSS!” You can’t trace the source and you don’t...
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>"Nohorns, move aside! Let her go!"
>>119973
>”You!” You stand, then point at the musclehorn. “Let the nohorn go!”
¨If you let the nohorn alone, they won’t hurt you and they will leave. ¨ (Look at the nohorns for confirmation, telling the same thing as before. We work for the witch.)
If she doesn’t release the girl, things are going to get ugly way faster, they will scram once we have everything is under control.