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You wake up in your bed and find you've been robbed.
The main things that were took were
-PC
-Pants
-VR headset and porn games
-Rare pepes
But not all hope is lost, a note has been left.
"Holy fuck" you say "The conundrumer has stole my shit", you realize this from seeing a giant exclamation point painted in shit
What do you do?
(also im shit at drawing sorry)
Fuck my own face.
>>124780
Go to an elementary school and rape girls
Grab assault rifles and go on a rampage
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You are Prince Meirion auk Gwyrren, the only sane man in a royal family with dubious concepts of strategy, justice, taxation, and governance in general. You have made it your goal in life to keep your family on the throne and your head firmly attached to your body.
You...
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>>124421
>"Of course. War should have some rules, after all."
>>124421
>>"It was my pleasure."
>>"Of course. War should have some rules, after all."
>>124421
>"Of course. War should have some rules, after all."
>"It was my pleasure."
Civ and Tribe Part 2!
Where we last left of the squatting communists were marching up the mountains of the farmrekt tribe. The farmrekts have just celebrated the eating of their enemies and have gained +2 ACTION for their next turn. The raiding radicals have made it home, battered heavily after a failed attack, but at least they have female captives, right? So this is now TURN 8 START
ASK QUESTIONS AND POST NEXT TURN HERE
Finally!
I've had this shit queued up since last night.
>TechA: Goat pens
>TechB: Better weapons
>TechC: Armor
>Action/TechD/Culture/Whatever: Try using goat meat as a substitute for babby meat
>>124354
I have simple order. Smartest people in Gulag. Go to Research Gulag to cure Gulag disease. It is simple idea. Yet is genius because traitors of the state help state more. Also. Expand propoganda campaign to make people think they #1 in world
>>124354
Tech: Since the dawn of our tribe, our people have been fascinated by explosions. Have our scientists mix powders together until they discover a working explosive concoction (gunpowder)
Action: Decapitate some of the female captives to boost morale and lock the rest in a dungeon
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*BUZZ*
you wake to an ear splitting buzzing noise you look around confused you never seen a room like this, Possibly an underground chamber
To your left you see a clock reading 2:30 minutes, Its possibly a count down but you dont know if its a good or a bad thing but you will have to wait. to your right is a locked door with 3 keyholes shaped peculiar like a triangle a thin rectangle and a circle with a small square in it you look around and see a regular door. you look at the clock and it reads 0:48 minutes...
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Check to see if you have anything on you, including clothes, because waking up from unconsciousness in an underground room is not good. Fucking Pervs.
>>124108
OP? Are you here?
You see you still have clothes on you which is good, but there are peculiar straps on your arms and legs and neck
You are Sir Spooks-a-lot, the greatest skeleton"Knight" this side of the galactic plane and boy are your bones rattled, after "succeeding" your most important quest to slay an evil being who was trying to open a portal to another world. The good news was you slew it before she could cross the portal; the bad new is that somehow you were "sucked" into the whole in space-time while it was collapsing back into the void.
Now here you are sitting in the middle of a forest and you're ready to find your way home.
Luckily the voices in your head...
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>check out that weird sign in the middle of a fairy circle
>Other(write in won't you)
Inventory check, did all our stuff come with us? did we even have stuff?
>>121563
>>leave the forest(somehow)
Hello /qst/ards, welcome to Boat Quest! The three boats pictured are the very first boats that our ancestors created. From these boats, we have evolved technologically to master the seas and claim faraway lands in the name of our countries! In Boat Quest, you choose one island with one boat type, and every turn you either explore the world, colonize other islands, and eventually get kickass boats. I even have something for boat battles if you're into that!
RULES:
> At least one person in every team
> No limit...
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>>120507
>leather coracle
Other things to know:
>Population increases +1 for every time a surplus reaches 10% of total pop.
>Every island will have different types of land with different food modifiers.
>People can't be used as cargo passenger cabin is researched
>Very long journeys REQUIRE MEAT AND VEG TO OCCUPY CARGO. Ex. Voyage out for two days, two cargo units are filled. Four days, four cargo units.
> Meat and veg in cargo doesn't...
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You are Platon Provost, and you are past your prime. Your hair is grey, your back is tight, and the winter winds blow through you like a passing phantom in utter disregard of your many coats. You have served in the Black Hands for most of your life, then as an officer in the Duke's guard during your life's eve. You've pressed the flower with many a pretty young lass, and left a plethora of plump fruits dangling in your path.
You still dream of the first man you killed, as a young adventurer, although you have killed many more since with your accursed blade....
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>go on one last adventure
Because that's how adventurers work goddamnit.
Use it to purchase land far away from any civilization. Our children shall inherit a country.
I have a long and boring evening/Saturday ahead of me, so I guess I'll host a quest and see if it ends up becoming a series.
Now, are we playing a:
A. Civ Quest?
B. Risk?
or
C. a "Birth of Civilization" quest like this one >>103162
Civ quest set on Earth, but there are no genetic bell curve. I.E there is no limit to how you can selective breed, so everything is possible with time spend.
Civ quest modern
>>124218
I vote C!
I see you...
In this quest, The narrator, controlled directly by myself, will be able to interact with the main character.
You wake up in a dark room. You are unsure of how you got there.
Describe your character.
>>119690
Blonde loli
A strong, 6'1" Aryan woman in her 20s.
Stay with me, I suck at drawing faces.
>>71765
Welcome to the Domain Master collaborative quest, where the rules are made up and the stats mean nothing! This is a freeform-ish roleplaying thread for people to play as their own Dungeon Boss. Everyone's their own MC, so hop in, create your domain with the PDF to the left, and start playing.
The general rules we've been able to come up with so far are:
Roll a dice for actions. Less than a 5 on a roll is a critical fail, where you manage to actively harm yourself. Come up with how...
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>>111354
Oh yeah, and all old players should probably post their domains again 'cause new thread. We may as well use this post as a rollcall, so reply with your domain to this post.
The Knights of Sob
>Affinity: Illusion/Mystical
>Size class: Giant
>Race: Monstrous/Demonic: geists of chaos
Boss perks:
>hybrid, empowerment (2 aff), enchanted armour, enchanted...
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Ayyyy, someone finally continued the thingy!
Okay, so firstly: Should I repost my profile on here? Or is the link to the previous thread good enough that I don't have to?
Secondly, is it okay if we redo some of the things to make everything make more sense? For example, I had previously planned on Swag Dosh being just some random NPC Forgotten One that The Librarian had to deal with via killing a couple of his own troops to cull out Traitors, as well as stave off any direct forces of Eldritch Stuff that spontaneously intrude on his realm - as the Complication...
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>>111354
>>111367
Alrighty
>His real name is Mh'odhracxedhrelbgriodrrithcthuigoxrghez'drasticthucnulbabhimbr'lutluktholalbhunuimbrookthoztuxz.
[Librarium of All Things Knowledge]
>Affinity: Illusion/Mystic/Technology
>Size class: Tiny
>Race: Beast/Monstrous (One Pretty Large Frog)
Boss perks (12 ShaPow) (I...
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It's time to stop being a useless piece of shit and break outta 4chan.
Enter your commands, lads
Alt+F4
You closed your internet guide on how to escape from 4chan, but you're still stuck here.
is that a pickaxe on the ground?
if so
> smash wall with pick
Welcome to Nomad Quest v2. A lot of you seemed to like my first thread, so let's have another go. This time, I've got a pre-written story, and have made some adjustments to the formula.
So what do you say, anons? Let's have a go at this.
You're busy in the heart of downtown Houston, Texas.
It's been a long work day, and you're eager to head home. Suddenly, every single radio and TV starts playing the National Emergency Alert.
Sirens blare from every...
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Grab some basic supplies like food, water and a radio and head to the basement.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Steal ice cream truck.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>123794
wait fuck forgot to roll
Welcome to nam quest, you are a U.S soldier with nothing but your rifle, pistol, and grenades to defend you. There are a dirt path and bamboo forest ahead of you.A D6 of 6 chooses what to do.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>120722
Hide in bamboo and scout for enemy patrols
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Hide in the bamboo forest and masturbate.
Create your own tribe, whole advancing through ages. We will make 3 tribes and more will be discovered as the map grows to create a tribe. Pick:
1. where on the map
2. pick government form( eg nomads, small villages ruled democratically, large villages run by rich)
3. pick plus +1 tech, +1 culture, or +1 action that is accordance with culture.
To get a little in touch, you are all hunter gathers that have migrated from different areas. You've hunted off much of the local animal population, so you will have to either produce your own food or find better techniques...
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>>120221
>The United Slavic Tribe.
>Stalinist Communist (Pretty much Fascist) Medium Sized Village.
>Pic related
>>120221
>ISIS Tribe
>Radical Islamic theocracy
>Desert
> +action because violence
>Unicorn Tribe
>transhuman anarcho-communists
Finding himself in a dirty motel room in the bad side of town isn't atypical for our protagonist. A seasoned detective, diving headfirst into the parts of the city that most people are comfortable to sweep under the rug comes with the job. So, it was that this case started like any other case. Some poor sap got themselves killed, and he gets called in to sort it out.
Well, that's enough monologuing for now. First things first, let's go over the facts of the case. Then, let's do as we always do.
>3 determines the victim's name
>5 determines the cause of death
>9 determines the protagonists first action
>>111020
Steve Johnson
Jealousy
Genuflect
>>111020
Dongus Maximus
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Loot the victim's stuff
Daxter Mobot
Beaten to death with a blunt object
Search the body.
