How does a mare Vag taste like ?
>>25713363
A salty musky taste I guess.
depends on the mare
>>25713363
Like hay. You are what you eat.
I have been feeling less and less motivated to study. Can a tulpa Twilight lecture me daily? I'm studying Engineering Physics.
And if so, how do I then conceive a Twilight Sparkle tulpa?
>>25713298
Nigga just take a fucking book and read it.
>>25713303
I don't feel motivated to do so, it's like nothing in life matters anymore
>>25713360
If you can't read a fucking book then how do you expect to make a tulpa?
>"Alright Anon, repeat after me: 'I, state your name, hereby accept'
>>25713191
I, Wishing Well, hereby accept...
>>25713191
I, state your name, hereby accept
>>25713191
I, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, hereby accept...
>"Anon...">"Can you tell me what puts in here?"
>"I can't read"
Well played daap.I really do love this horse.
>>25713180
It says no-one loves you.
Except me
>>25713180
Holy shit that reminded me of the prologue of Pure Pure, which instantly gave me feels.
Well played.
Hi everypony.
Look what I found on Youtube.
I'm sure that the tags are untrue. Need "The mlp infatable doll" and "The Sexy toys for bronny.
Rate it.
Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tPkb1KRYUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gv5SKvAk1E
>>25713142
At first I thought that this Rainbow Dash has horns instead of ears.
Aaaaand now I cannot unsee it.
>>25713159
>has horns instead of ears
Lol
>"PRINCESS ANON!"
>"You have something that belongs to me!"
>>25712855
>"FUCK OFF TIREK I TOLD YOU IM NOT INTO CENTAURS"
>"AND NO MY MAREGINITY DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU"
>>25712855
I'll never let you have it!
For fucks sake it's prince! Look at this thing! It is a penis! Princesses do not have penises Tirek!
I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie. Somebody who genuinely wants to be good friends with everybody and actively reaches out to new people warmly.
We live in such a cold, dark world devoid of Pinkie to give us smiles and to brighten up our days with her enthusiasm toward making people happy.
Pinkie is actually the best pony. She does more on a daily basis toward friendship and making people happy than all of the other mane6 combined.
>I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie
That literally gave me chills...I don't know how autistic that makes me, but it did
You seriously think any "real life" creature can be as perfect?
>>25712598
>>25712936
I know someone who I identified as Pinkie Pie as soon as I met her. Later I learned she's incidentally a pastry chef. She really is a real life Pinkie Pie. She's also extremely ugly.
>"Anon, dear, I'm home earl- o-oh! I-I, um d-didn't realize you had a g-guest over...
>"I'll, um, just wait for you two to f-finish..."
>*sniffle*
>>25712586
Fluttershy.
Its a fleshlight.
It isn't a guest, its a tool for me to use to get off.
>>25712596
What a sad subhuman.
>>25712586
>Fluttershy sits down outside of the door and starts crying.
>"I-I thought we had something special..."
>Meanwhile, Anon goes back to playing patty cake with Twilight.
Why does this guy in the background look so sad?
Trying to smother his sorrows to death with hayfries.
Searching for hope at the bottom of his drink.
Poor fella
>>25712487
He realized his human waifu will never be real... and that no ponies in his little town are into MLH
>>25712487
they messed up his order and they refuse to change it
Gimme your best flanks. If you don't mind, of course.
google image searched flank for this thread and found this abomination
>It's a Fluttershyepisode
>it's a "Fluttershy learns to be assertive or less socially awkward only to revert to the status quo in the next episode" episode
You won't have to deal with them for the next year.
Why do Fluttershy episodes suck the most?
>So this is 4chan? I wonder what humans do here?
>>25712000
Shit post.
Bitch about Twilight having wings.
Bitch about Shimmerfags.
Bitch about Glimmerfags.
Bitch about the show being shit now.
Bitch about generals.
Participate in generals.
That's about all we do.
we discuss our sexual prefences
IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!
Post that one pony image you have but you don't know why.
>>25711975
all of them
>she's a humanized pony
>on a series of My Little Pony spinoff movies
>she does it for friendship
>her VA takes her role very seriously
>she will never be canon
>she will never appear on the actual show
>she will never be a Element of Harmony
>she will never be accepted by a majority of the fans
>she will never learn to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>>25711729
>She took Flash Sentry's dick to be more popular
>>25711729
I want to have a hotpocket eating contest with hotpockethairhuman
>>25711729
Thank god
Would you?
Yes, I would totally break her other wing
>Augmented poniesI never asked for this
>>25711607
>you rub your dick across the cool metal of her prosthetic wing
>she glances back at you with annoyance but she's still blushing
>the cold hard surface of her wing feels delightful against your hot member as you slowly trail it up and down her aluminum feathers
>she's fidgeting a bit, obviously aroused but desperate for some form of feeling from her lifeless limb
>you reach over to her other, flesh and blood wing and begin to press and rub right around the base and joints
>she melts into your legs, leaning against you with a delighted sigh as you continue to slowly warm her cold lifeless feathers with your arousal
>your pre starts to spread across her wing's metal surfaces, causing them to shine in the light while she relaxes into your sensual massage
>you start to pick up the pace, gently thrusting against her left wing and applying more pressure to her tired right wing joint
>she's not getting a tremendous amount of sexual pleasure but she's still enjoying it if her happy moans are anything to go by
>you feel yourself getting close, and slip your throbbing cock between her two largest feathers andpromptly get your dick skinned like a rabbit, causing you to scream
>she jumps in surprise, and flaps her wings out of instinct, completely severing half your dick
>blood sprays from your still erect half-dick, bathing the war torn pegasus in blood, but in a way she she hadn't been before
>then sombrero's army jumps into the tent and impales you both on the end of pikes
>the end
first time writefig pls rate
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