Larry Laffer in Equestria. What now?
Rape
>>25701566
Nice dubs but the ponis would not have sex with him because MLP is a cartoon made for children and he would just masturbate and die.
>>25701573
They can't show sex in MLP?
"Anon? I have a secret to tell you. I'm a lesbian. You tell anyone, and I'll rip off your dick."
>>25701519
Wrong CM
>>25701519
Nice try changeling but that's the wrong cutie mark
>>25701519
>secret
Don't kid yourself, the only more well known "secret" is Braeburn's sexual orientation. We all know why you keep recruiting young, fit fillies to get all sweaty and make them work out in front of you and show off their bodies.
I banished Celestia to the sun anon!
You put her sunbutt on the sun. That's hot...
>>25701030
No you didn't
>You're not canon enough
>>25701779
I heard you were annoyed that Celestia didn't have any episodes.
I can be your Celestia for tonight.
>"Oh anon! Thank goodness it's you!"
>"Listen, I got a test in ten minutes, but I dropped my eyes and can't find them"
>"Could I borrow yours? Just until the end of the day? There's no way I can get to my refrigerator for my replacement pair in time."
Que
This is the most fucked up prompt I've seen in five years.
>>25700785
only if you promise me that I can fill your empty eye holes with vanilla pudding and then lick it all out slowly
"It's going good, well, not so good, I still have my student loans, and my credit card debts.. But uh, so how are things with you?"
>"Anon darling, would you mind taking a seat?"
"Sure."
>"As you know, we've been going out for two months."
"Yes?"
>"And well, there's something I have to confess, something that may change the nature of our relationship."
>She's fidgeting a bit, and she seems nervous.
"Y-you aren't seeing someone else are you?"
>"Good heavens no! No Anon, well, rather, I have something else I need to tell you, something I should have told you sooner. Just know that I love you more than anyone I've ever loved.."
>You take in a deep breath.
>"I'm rich."
>You give her a flat look.
"What?"
>"It's true~ I'm horribly filthy rich with so much money I don't know what to do with!!"
"Uh, no you aren't, I've known you for two months, you're frugal and you shop at thrift stores."
>She sighs.
>"I'm sorry I kept it a secret, really."
>She pulls out the suitcase shes been dragging around all day, opening it and revealing stacks of cash.
>Your mouth is agape.
>"Twilight bought me a lottery ticket, just one, and I won, 47 million dollars, this isn't even all of it darling, I'm so sorry I kept it a secret for this past month, it's just, I didn't want the money to come between us, please forgive me! I'll give it all to you, or give it all away so that we can still keep our relationship, please!"
>She has a desperate look in her eyes.
What will you do?
You keep the money
I wanna fuck Rarity dead.
>>25700683
This is a cartoon, you'll lose it by the end of the episode.
Is Equestria Girls worth watching?
EqG: no
EqG Rainbow Rocks: no
EqG Friendship Games: yeh
But you gotta watch 'em all in order
>>25700292
>That file name
No
>Hey Fluttershy, Twlight was just wond-
>...
>Uh, Fluttershy... why are you sitting on Anon's face?
>>25700279
>"Yo Spike, don't worry about it, bro. Just climb up on Fluttershy and stick one of your dicks in her mouth."
>>25700279
>Anon
And dropped
>>25700315
>'le ebin anon-oc suck!!! xDDD ayylmao
/gewunner/ thread because some ponies just want to watch the world burn
>>25700274
G1 thread? I can get behind that.
I liked gen 2 a little better. Sweetheart's a qt.
>"Anon!"
>"I-I swear, I-I d-don't know what that is..."
Twilight that's my dick
Don't worry Twilight,erotic fanfictionis nothing to be ashamed of
>>25700266
Goddammit, Anon, why is it always your dick. She KNOWS what a dick looks like; she's got a father, hasn't she?
God this is so cringy. Any other terribly bad fanart like this?
yes
>>25700159
I made this a while ago. PLS bully.
>>25700159
>God this is so cringy
It depends. It looks so bad I think it might actually have been made by a child, in which case it's cute because kids making things is cute even when they're shitty. But if an adult made it and thought it was good enough to post on the internet, then yeah, that's cringey.
Who is Saitama's favorite pony?
Himself
>>25699887
Brony cunts really do feel the need to inject pony shit into everything don't they
Nice wings there Glimmer. Oh wait you don't have any.
>Gimme two and a half seasons
>>25699834
Why is it so easy to be an alicorn in EQG?
>>25699851
None of them are alicorns
>Spidertwi for season 6
Make is happen Hasbro!
>>25699832
Is this a new meme or something? Why do I keep seeing this crazy ass ship? And furthermore why do I somehow find it somewhat amusing?
>>25699852
It's from Spiders and magic: rise of spider-mane. A fic i think.
>>25699832
Where does the web come from? Does he just swing from his horn or something? Is spiderweb magic the only kind of magic he can do? As you can see I have a lot of questions.
See this
Wat do?
>>25699638
tell her to fuck off and be fat somewhere else
>>25699638
>boop
>>25699638
Teach her about diet
>"psst anon,I overheard you talking about something called a ...democracy, what is that?"
>>25699528
Isn't it obvious?
It's a word made up of "demo" and "cracy", meaning rule.
Democracy is when your world is ruled by demons.
Literal, fire-spitting, stick-fire-pokers-up-your-ass demons.No offense, Spike.Although are you sure you're not one of them?
>>25699587
Have I told you about my lord and savior satan?
