>"MY PENIS IS NOT SMALL, ANON!"
>>25697087
But my penis is hard. For you.
>>25697150
>>25697087
Prove it
Twilight is giving you a choice.
You can choose a pony you want to fuck and Twilight will transform a person from /mlp/ to look like that pony and you can fuck them. The /mlp/er will still have their same personality, but they'll look like the pony you chose.
Or
You can choose to transform into a pony that another /mlp/er wants to fuck. You get your horsepussy, ponut, or mouth fucked.
I am interested to see what you guys choose.
Also, if you feel inclined to, provide details. If you chose to fuck a /mlp/er as a pony, what you would do...
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>>25697009
Can't she just sit on my face?
>>25697036
No, but she can have an Anon-Twilight sit on your face.
>>25697039
Deal
Rapey Vice Principal Luna thread? Or a blog with which to supply myself with more pictures would be good, too. Hell, greentext works too. Rapey Luna is best Luna.
Has suicide ever crossed your mind before?
>>25696856
She is hot tho, I would be lying if I say "thanks god EQG ended", Im gonna miss her
>>25696914
Yeah, she is. I personally loved the EqG series, more or less for the slightly more alluring character appearances, but that is apparently grounds for ritual suicide.
Rarity Dances
White girls can't dance
>>25696668
>666
UNNNNNCANNNNNNYYYY VAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEY
>>25696668
Looks more like a cheerleading routine than a dance.
Still, I can clop to it...
What did they say?
>>25696263
>>25696363
/thread
>>25696263
"I don't like cutie marks."
"Tough shit."
So I went to the Mary Sue Litmus Test and filled out everything I know about Twilight Sparkle, and this is the result I got. Fellow Twifags, I'm sorry about this, but now we can say, unironically, that Twilight is, indeed, a...
>>25696160
cool blog, fellow autist
>>25696200
>I don't know what a thing is, so it must be tumblr.
>>25696160
>"That's nice, dear."
I'm interested, what's your job, /mlp/?
>>25695978
college student
>>25695978
College student for now
Soon though, Military officer and fighter pilot!
According to site owner:
"99.999999% unhackable."
url- ponylands.net
>>25695845
According to poster:
"99.999999% faggot."
>>25695860
/board
>>25695845
Wait! Hang on! Isn't this the poorly coded RP website we fucked up last time?Is it time to find that 0.000001% again?
Who are your favorite 5 ponies?
Fillies/colts and side characters are fair game too.
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Diamon Tiara
3. Applejack
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Apple Bloom
1. Hayseed Turnip Truck
2. Featherweight
3. Luna
4. Vinyl Scratch
5. Lyra
>>25695768
1. Limestone Unf Pie
2. Pinkamena Diane Ponka Pie
3. Marble Fluttershy Pie
4. Maud Pie
5. Lyra
>ywncotsh
Life is suffering
>>25695747
>ywnbtbfwsg
Just fuck my shit up family
>>25695747
JUST
>ywncordf
Just parm my shit up fà m
>come home
>see this on your bed
Wat do?
ask them where their vaginas disappeared to
Body slam.
>>25695274
HOLY SHIT THREE TALKING JAILBAIT HORSE
I dare you Bronies to find something more cute than this.
I would rape her face.
Your waifu says she's allergic to cuddles. You cuddle her and she dies.
What do?
>>25695001
cuddle the corpse
>rape
>>25695001
NOT CUDDLE, duh.
Cultural Differences Edition
You should consider posting fresh material to get your thread going.
>>25694983
I have to pop out for a bit, so here's a short unbirth fic:
http://www.pastebin.com/JKFDTkvy
>>25694901
The fuck is with this autistic deviantart shit?
Post something worthwhile, nigger
ponies aren't real
if they were they still wouldnt be with you
>>25694897
You know what else isn't real? Everything human beings have imagined.
>>25694897
Ponies are very much real anon. These ponies might not be but ponies in general are real as fuck.