First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
>>25715005
shut the fuck up pigpie pig
>>25715017
R-rude^:(
>>>/b/
>>25715032
>you post did not cure the trancer
>>>/trash/
"Hey Anon! I was wondering if you might be up for some cuddling later this afternoon. I'll need my nap in and Twilight said you give great cuddles! You free?"
>>25714758
Fine, but you gotta give me something too.
I'm sick of living in this cardboard box on the street only getting to go inside when one of you ponies want to cuddle.
You gotta get Twilight to cast that could walking spell on me and let me live at your house.
Living in a world were everyone has predetermined roles with no skill set fucking sucks.
>>25714758
"No, I'm not free. I don't know what kind of slut you take me for. 15 bits."
>"What's a slut, Anon?"
"Go ask Rarity."
>>25714781
>anon whoring himself out for cuddles
Fukin' lel
"Oh my! Your wounds look awful! Come inside and lie down and I'll get you some pain medication...you aren't allergic to Morphine are you? Oh goodness I hope not, because all I have in stock right now are Morphine Syrettes."
>>25714726
>Come inside
Oh, you bet your ass I will!
>>25714804
you dun goofed.
>>25714804
That is not how you spoiler. Silly newfag.
I want tosnuggle withrarity.
>>25714646
Keep your sick fetishes to >>>/trash/ holy shit
>>25714646
>Only wants platonic snuggles
What a faggot
>>25714646
Degenerate.
>there are people who would rather have slice of life episodes over action and adventure episodes
>there are people who don't want to see a world with magic and mythical creatures used to its full extent
>not wanting body swap, transformation, ect episodes
Just watch Clarence or something.
>>25714644
But how will I show people that my show is cool if we don't have wuvvy duvvy episodes filled with nothing but the same old recycled reformation plot :O?
>>25714644
>Implying manchildren decide what is put on the show
>>25714744
What are you talking about? I said nothing about who decides what goes into the show.
Spike now has the personality of Elliot Rodger. What happens?
>now
>>25714605
>find the one gun in equestia
>sand down the firing pin
>tell spike that rarity got engaged
>grab popcorn
Someone post spike pepe pls
What do you expect from a pony?
>>25714500
To be futa.
>>25714500
pony
pony pony
What are your expectations?
No wings. She'll be born either a pegasus or a unicorn. If she's an alicorn, I rage.
All I know for sure is that it's going to be female. Little kids are sexist as fuck and actually openly want fewer toys of the opposite sex. This does go for both. You have to sell them as accessories otherwise they won't sell.
sweetiebelle and cadance do the kink, this is the result.
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
>Molest the Melody
>Pull on her heartstrings
>Devour the Dusk
>Amaze the Blaze
>Fluffle her Puffle
>Jitter the Flitter
>French Kiss, Fleur De Lis
>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
>Pour-in, Soarin
>Hose-Fuck, Roseluck
>Blow the Blossom
>Get alone with Aloe
>Get Jisty with Misty
>Get the best a, Celestia
Why live...
You will never read OP text complete, unless you're a faggot
Easter egg thread? Easter egg thread.
Pic related
Also sorry for quality I'm using an iPhone at the moment
>>25714219
ya dun goofed
That was supposed to be a gif kek
I has a sad.
>>25713787
Nah, you are just a little hoarse.
>>25713797
FUCK. YOU. CARLOS.
Ok, lemme phrase it this way. Who here is NOT sexually attracted to the ponies? Keep memeing to a minimum I'm really curious.
>>25713758
That's a nice cumbox you have there senpai
>>25713758
Me. I always avoided sexualizing characters (fictional and IRL) I like a lot.
What would be the opposite of Applejack? Orangejim?
>>25713642
>What would be the opposite of Applejack?
be real
>>25713642
BananaBob.
>>25713642
MangoLou
Which character has the highest chance to be a closet transsexual?
you
>>25713615
/thread
>>25713615
>i will never be a transsexual character in MLP:FiM.
>Go into your room
>see this
>What do
>>25713525
>humie woman
leave and go post on social media how I am a submissive male feminist and hope she doesn't press rape charges.
>>25713525
>get on computer
>go to /mlp/
>make another shitty wat do thread
