She sees the bulge in your pants edition
Old thread:
>>25590343
>>25648612
>>25648631
>>25648612
>she's fucking invincible
Fuck this gay earth
>>25648342
>i saw this posted in a thread but i think the whole board needs to see it!!
Booze Will Solve Your Problems Edition
Previous thread: >>25534062
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's A Lust For Revenge - http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
>>25645376
I like it.
Is there more to it?
>>25647722
>there is this thing called real world.
pfft, as if
Dat japplejack
>>25647931
>Is there more to it?
hownew.ru
Alright, now that it's over /mlp/, which season 5 episodes were your favorites?
http://strawpoll.me/6170164
Bumparoni
>>25647607
They were all shit.
>>25647607
IMO Amending Fences
MILFS
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SSo how about a mature ladies/mares thread?
>>25645378
Sapphire and Peachbottom aren't milfs
>>25645378
Mayor mare is an imposter
She dyes her hair
>>25645449
It simply means she can maintain her milfyness for longer before just becoming old.
> Anon, I've heard you want to cum inside me..
Wat do
its a trap , RUUUUUUUN
Wart do? Nothing.
I may enjoy Equestria Girls, but that doesn't mean I think they are all fuckable.
C'mere sweetheart
Glimglim is best pony
>>25639930
That's extremely offensive and exceptionalist, =.
This is the truth.
I prefer to call her Glimglam.
Glimglim is best nomhorse.
Who musician here.
The horse fandom is always full of music.
Do you make pony related stuff?
If you aren't a musician, would you like to be if you had the resources or talent?
Curious.
>>25639029
Musician here. Going to school for it>le homeless face
Don't make pony stuff, but I would like to sometime in the future. Still not sure what exactly I would contribute. I don't do electronic music aside from the occasional dicking around in famitracker
Bump for interest
>>25639029
Banjo folk fag here. Currently in a early college program. Been playing the Banjo for 2 years and the Guitar for 1. If my Microbiology dream doesn't come to fruition, I would defiantly pursue music.
Pic relate muh dirty-ass setup .
Your one stop shop for all MLP-related transformation needs. Writefags, drawfags and lurkers alike are all welcome.
Any type of transformation into or from ponies, dragons, gryphons, minotaurs, changelings, or any other beings from the MLP:FiM universe is fair game.
Previously on PTFG,
CRUNCHTIME: http://pastebin.com/SLiRMr3v
Changelings!: http://pastebin.com/ym0WgtVv
The Adventures of Bob and Gerald: http://pastebin.com/VLxEmNMG http://pastebin.com/0Yy376dA
And some other stuff that's not yet on pastebin.
Below are some suggested writing prompts.
AiE Going Native:
>Somehow anon managed to get stuck in Equestria. It seems that the magic in the world around them is catching up to their mundane body, and in amusing ways. Watch as anon adjusts and makes sense of the new world and soon to be new body.
Pon-E:
>A pill of questionable legality is now available. Taking one results, over the course of a minute or so, in a complete transformation into a little pony lasting twelve hours. The caveats are twofold: First there is no way to predict in the appearance that will result, pegasus, unicorn or earth pony; stallion or mare. Secondly taking two pills within a day renders the transformation permanent.
Occult:
>Spoopy things are afoot, as some strange rites have been performed by a mysterious group. Following members of the cult or unknowing trespassers into the area of the ritual as people randomly start becoming small pastel horses.
Story archive and additional links and materials:
http://derpy.me/PonyTF
Unrated TF image dump thread:
http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfw
Official /soc/-type chatter's in #ptfg on irc.rizon.net
Previous Thread:
>>25548263
>>25637787
No problem man.
I'll post more later, probably at an ungodly time of the night. Right now I'm going to eat pizza and play vidya like a lazy fuck.
Would I be scum ifI was somewhat interested to see how fun playing the role of master for a cute pet pone would be?I probably wouldn't anyway because I can't be fucked with anything irc, but it just sounds fun.
Octavia Thread. Post Octavia.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: Robotic prosthetics.
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussion, requests, recommendations, fancy mathematics, Quebecfaggotry, even in a full-on total war setting, guns still aren't canon, taking three months to write a couple hundred words, we learn ponies are as powerful as the plot needs them to be and TCB fics are still awful.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Equality wins.
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25563385
Futaloo get
>kh&c, chapter 12
Time for wedding planning. Venue, dresses, the works. This is an even bigger deal than Cadance's wedding - it's Rarity we're talking about, Knight Elemental and Duchess of Lipizzan, not just some boring old superpowered immortal alicorn princess!
The Weatherponies (oops, that's racist - I mean the Undergrounders) have finally gotten their shit together and are planning to attack the wedding. Turns out Chaff Guarana himself isn't real big on the idea of flying right up to the "Sun Tyrant, Moon Dictator, and Lustbringer", but Silversteel's psycho stalker (Revanche) and her new boyfriend Candlewick get everyone to go along with them anyway.
By pure luck, Twilight's friends set her up with "Parrafin Wax" so she'll have a date for the wedding (several months from now). Parrafin Wax is, of course, Candlewick, Revanche's boyfriend. Twilight falls madly in love with him, and as a result he's able to gain access to all the magical defenses set up for the wedding.This part's actually kind of sad. As I recall, in AAG proper Twilight is foreveralone and occasionally gets angsty about >tfw no cf.
At the wedding, Candlewick and friends blow up all the defenses, allowing the Undergrounders to attack from the air. Revanche goes straight for Silversteel, knocks him out, and tries to drag him away. Celestia moves to stop them, but they blow up a warehouse and threaten to set off other bombs elsewhere in the city. The Undergrounders fly off, pegasi and gryphons carrying everyone else, and they set off the rest of the bombs because fuck you. They already jumped Rainbow Dash, and apparently no other pegasus could possibly catch up to them, so they escape unhindered.
>Rarity’s screams were unheard by a Canterlot that was otherwise occupied with pulling itself free of the hell that had been caused, but she didn’t care. This was between her and the one who dared attempt to thwart her happiness. “This isn’t over yet! IT. IS. ON!”
how to force self to continue writing
>You are Silver Shine.
>You were a local police officer when the war of the Great Sisters happened.
>Following the chaos of the defeat of Celestia, you had tried to maintain order among the citizens.
>But to no avail, Princess Luna...
>Nightmare Moon, took complete control of Equestria and plunged the world into eternal darkness.
>...At first.
>After a few months of her rule, Nightmare Moon's power craze had dimmed down to a sustainable level.
>She even saw how her subjects were suffering without sunlight, and now she allows a small, weaker sun, to shine for a short period each day.
>A miracle, even if it only got as bright as twilight.
>A few years have passed and the ponies were... accommodating to Moon's new rule.
>Equestria now farms nocturnal plants such as mushrooms and Dragon Fruit.
>Ponies now came out more during the night and slept during the day.
>Everything seemed stable.
>And that's when you came in.
>After what seemed like a minor assassination attempt from inside her castle, the royal guards were recruiting anypony with former law enforcement or military history.
>...You admit, being a mushroom farmer was not really your fancy.
>Nor did it pay well, so you signed up immediately.
>No brutal training was required, all you needed to know was how to fight with a spear and in a suit of armor.
>You picked up pretty quick, and soon you completed training.
>You had high hopes that you would be one of the roaming guard patrols, a sentry, or even right beside the queen herself!
>Yes, she prefers the name "Queen Nightmare Moon".
>But your hopes were soon diminished...
>You were posted right outside her bedroom chamber.
>On night shift, which was pointless since the queen stays in her throne room all night anyway!
>The only time you even see her is when she is returning to her chambers as the day starts, asking if anything suspicious happened.
>To which you always answered "No, your highness."
>Since absolutely -nothing- happens all night.
>Forced to Cuddle
>implying force would be necessary if beautiful moon queen wanted to cuddle
Anyways, proceed.
>>25619254
>Countless times you asked, even begged your commanding officer to switch your position.
>He always denied it.
>"No one else wants your place, plus you're getting paid, right?"
>Was always his excuse, and it drove you mad.
>And if you didn't mention before, you're an earth pony.
>Maybe that's why you can't move up in the ranks to a higher position.
>You swore any minute longer of standing outside an empty room for nothing would be the end of you...
>Oh! Here she comes now.
>NM:"Good day, guard Shine."
"Good day, your highness."
>NM:"Any suspicious occurrences?"
"None, your highness."
>NM:"Hmm. You are dismissed for the day."
>You bow as she enters her room.
>As soon as the door closes you take off your helmet and scratch your head furiously.
"Damn this helmet! It always pinches my mane..."
>Grumbling to yourself, you walk down the hallway and meet up with the day guard.
>She was a dark brown bat pony with narrow, yellow eyes.
"Hey Ellie."
>E:"Hello Silver, how's her majesty?"
"Peachy as ever."
>Ellie cocks her head.
>E:"Eh... what's 'peachy'?"
>You forgot a new generation of bat ponies were introduced after the uprising, so not many of them knew how things were before.
"Oh, um... it's an expression based on an old fruit called a 'peach', and uh... it's colors were vibrant, and it means 'to be cheerful'."
>Ellie still looks confused.
"But I was using this term with sarcasm, so..."
>E:"Oohhh! So she's -not- happy! I get it!"
>These new bat ponies were a bit slow, but at least some of them were kind to their fellow normal ponies.
"Yeah, well, I won't keep you waiting anymore. I gotta get home."
>E:"Okay! Nice seein' ya!"
>You were about to head off again, until the large chamber door swung open.
>>25619418
It's not everyday we see NMM writers here. I'm lurking, and definitely looking forward to wherever this goes.
>"What are you listening to, Anon?~"
Continued from >>25506071
>>25614246
http://pastebin.com/JyNfZFp4
"I put my ear up against your vagina. I heard an elephant!"
>>25614246
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O601PVTd0g8
It's that time of the week again. Like always, post anything relating to the Princess of the Night.
Story archive: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Last Moon-day: ain't in archive
It's difficult to find reasons to live when you wouldn't even be fit to serve her in any capacity.
>>25608323
NMM did nothing wrong
>>25608394
I gave up a long time ago.
>>25608398
I'm planning to let myself freeze to death when I visit Antarctica. It's a shame I won't be able to see the moon from there, I don't think. Anyone know any moon related puns I can die laughing to?
>The last thread: >>25511248
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0 (embed)
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039 (embed)
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
>Sorry for the wait, just wanted to wait for the s5 finale whining to die down.
Also, if anyone wants to let me know if there are more up to date links or new CYOA's, that'd be great.
