>"So anon *Pfftngnh*, how'd you get your *pfttahah* dick stuck in a bottle again?"
>>25706816
bottle? does tank look like a bottle to you
>>25706891
Lmao
>>25706816
I wanted to slap someone with a broken bottle attached to my cock while they laughed at me.
*slap*
Ow, the edge!
>"We heard you were hiding ponies in your house."
>"Do you mind if me and ze boys have a little look inside?"
Sure, but may I ask you a question first?
>>25706695
>"Go ahead, mein Junge."
>>25706672
Göth, Sie denken, dass ich verdammt halten schmutzig Ponys in meinem Haus?
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
Why live...
>>25706486
>waifu isn't up there
i win this round
>>25706506
who is your waifu anon?
>>25706514
it is my dick you god damn faggot
Have you hugged your tatzlpony today /mlp/?
>>25706428
what
>>25706428
Why must tatzlpony not get enough love?
strangers?
>"Oh my god anon... you... you are a loser?"
>>25706405
>>25706405
Took you this long? I thought you were purple SMART?!
>>25706420
>420
Booru is under fire!
https://derpiboo.ru/1040054
>>25706385
and why should we care?
I'm more interested in this thing
>>25706532
That four too many
Why unicorns haven't exterminated those dirty mud pones?
They need to be reminded how superior they truly are
>>25706372
Same reason Obama hasn't told the clearly genetically superior black race to exterminate all you illiterate, filthy imbecilic honkys
they make food
DYEWTS
What are your favorite Spike moments?
I liked when he was baking and kept eating the gems and didn't realize it.
>>25706361
>Spike Threads
>>25706361
Spike is shit.
the only good about things are the moments like in amending fences or in what about discord.
but thats it
>>25707041
About him*
>itt we summon petirep
>>25706224
PETIREP PLS COME BACK WE MISS YOU
arise petirep, arise
>>25706224
he still does stuff
>Back off Anon. Rarity is mine. Dont make me tell you again.
>>25706105
fine have your slut and get keked to faggot
Who cares about Rarity, I'm banging your mom
>>25706105
Tell me what again?
>Hey Anon, look what I got! The new Call of Duty! Wanna go downstairs and play?
No I'd rather watch pewdiepie play it on youtube
>A-A-A-A-A-Anon?!?!? What are you doing in this world too?! I just saw you as a human back in Equestria!
>>25705987
does that mean is a horse in human land?
I live here dumbass
>>25705987
We Anonymous are a collective intelligence that exists throughout spacetime and every dimension.
>Really?
No, that's fucking retarded.
>>25705956
NotEnoughGlimGlam/10
>>25705956
Kill yourself.
>"How do we stop Donald Trump!"
>"We have tried everything, but we just can't stump him!"
>>25705923
we dont
BTFO
>>25705923
Just let it happen, Sparkle
There's no escape
There is no end
There is only Trump
who best pon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYIulF4_0Lk
>>25705896
not urs lol
>>25705896
the only answer