Don't worry Anon! I can be edgy! I'm going to be the edgiest pony I can be!
>>25705458
Okay. Can you go back to sitting on my face?
>>25705458
okay, can we go back to fucking?
and please take off the glasses, there is literally nothing wrong with your eyes
>>25705458
>Pony
>Nyx
>edge
...you're about as edgy as a marshmallow, darling! You're soft, sweet and squidgily adorable!
Now you go back to your Fuzzy Felt 'Look! I Can Be Emo Too!' playset dear, the mares & stallions are talking.
>no /gewunner/ thread
ABSOLUTELY ILLOGICAL
>>25705418
There is not nearly enough Wind Whistler.
Wind Whistler is okay, but Bowtie a best.
Also it's complete bullshit that the original cast never returned after Rescue at Midnight Castle.
>>25705688
Bow Tie didn't fuck around that's for sure.
>"Did you just slap my butt?!"
Did your butt just slap my hand?
Inb4
>rape
>>25705353
Sorry I couldn't help myself. You're just so pretty.
SHIMMER
>>25705308
GLIMMER
>>25705308
you can't shimmer the glimmer
>>25705286
SNOWDROP X NYX OTP
TWO
EXTRA
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>*Horse noises*
>>25705201
SURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Rainbow Dash is so cute.
>"Wow anon! You were right! Guns are fun."
>"Hey anon, say I had a portal to Earth, do you think you could bring more firearms? I'd love to try out one of those sehmee-awtomahticks you keep talking about."
>"Off the record of course, I don't think Celestia would approve."
>>25704986
I can show the world
Shining shimmering rifles
>>25705017
Tell me princess, now when did you last,
Let your rifles receiver slide?
>>25704986
I'll be right back, I'm gonna grab my SKS.
>"Anon. I wonder which kingdom I should conquer next."
>>25704878
>next
bitch you have 1 province. and you are a client state of Equestria.
>>25705028
I hear this is an easy place to start.
>>25704878
"Oh, Anon! I wanted to...umm...what I mean is...I've been practicing the guitar, and I-I'm thinking of trying out for the school talent show this year...s-so...could you listen to me and tell me if you think I should do it? I've never performed by myself in front of anyone...but our band has really helped me get more comfortable in the spotlight, and I think I can do it! so... If you don't mind...I would really appreciate your opinion."
>>25704836
No.
>>25704836
It sounds like shit you fucking whore
>>25704939
Damn son.
Are you proud of yourself, /mlp/?
http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Mares-S-M-I-L-E-ebook/dp/B01922I2U6/ref=sr_1_28?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1449609010&sr=1-28&refinements=p_27%3AG.+M.+Berrow
>"A My Little Pony chapter book filled with adventure and intrigue featuring fan favorites Lyra and Bon Bon."
>>25704570
Its not my fault Hasbro wants to earns progressive points with the ''just friends and not totally lesbians'' ponies.
Yes.
>>25704593
In all honesty, they don't deserve any progressive points for just teasing. Grow a fucking pair, Hasbro, and just DO IT!
>Anon, w-why are you taking your pants off? Why are you walking towards me like that? Twilight is going to be here any minute now. Wait no stop!
>>25704542
I'll show you who's boss in this gym.
>non consensual penetration
>then he teleports you to Celestia
>HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELGIONS? I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!
>>25704462
Holy shit Derpy, what happened to you? You are all pixelated and shit
>>25704462
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
>>25704462
Joseph Smith was a true prophet
How is everyone dealing with finals week? I'm making cookies that show my internal state so I can keep it under the surface ony face.
>>25704268
I'm not sweating my finals. It's been a pretty easy semester for me.Those are some good looking cookies by the way
>>25704268
My future is already dead.
>>25704268
Can you show the whole batch of cookies, and not just one of them?
>Okay class, if Applejack has 10 apples and Pinkie pie takes 5 away, how many apples does Applejack have left?
>>25704079
21?
Two and a half pears.
>>25704079
An entire Apple Orchard, ms Cheerilee
>You want a kiss? Oh Anon!~ You are such aFUCKING PEDO PEVERT!
>>25703615
"The Kiss, THE KISS, YOU MORON! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CD BEHIND YOU!"
>"..."
"...I-I love you?"
>"Me too!You dickhead"
Kiss you, Anon? Well, er - heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.OK.
>>25703615
Sweet its time for your dose.
