Pinkie Pie
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I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie. Somebody who genuinely wants to be good friends with everybody and actively reaches out to new people warmly.
We live in such a cold, dark world devoid of Pinkie to give us smiles and to brighten up our days with her enthusiasm toward making people happy.
Pinkie is actually the best pony. She does more on a daily basis toward friendship and making people happy than all of the other mane6 combined.
>I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie
That literally gave me chills...I don't know how autistic that makes me, but it did
You seriously think any "real life" creature can be as perfect?
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>>25712936
I know someone who I identified as Pinkie Pie as soon as I met her. Later I learned she's incidentally a pastry chef. She really is a real life Pinkie Pie. She's also extremely ugly.
>>25713572
My mother is also like a Pinkie Pie.
She is good at cooking (but only after ruining a lot of shit earlier in her life though), loves parties, to make new friends and to be friendly to most people.
She is also fat and loves sugar a lotand lost all her teeth because of that.
She even has puffy hair similar to Pinkie's.
inb4 your mother is stupid then? or similar shit
>>25713572
>>25713593
>ugly
>fat
yeah, that's how I always imagine real Pinkie being.
It's really just being fat that ruins it. You can be born "ugly" and be top wife/girlfriend material with the Pinkie personality and if you just maintain a healthy body. I think the amount of sweets that Pinkie eats in the show is exaggerated for comedic sense. She's probably eating nothing but healthy oats and other nutritious non-junky foods off screen.
>>25714007
With how ridiculously much Pinkie moves around, she won't really get fat even if she pigs down all those sweets.
>>25712598
Why not become the Pinkie Pie you wish to see in the world?
>>25712598
She's too beautiful for this world. I believe people like her are out there, but exceedingly rare; that, and being human means they WILL have flaws, there isn't a soul just like Ponka out there. Close maybe, but not perfectly like her.
>>25715528
That's because real people don't follow a script.
Drugs man. Get some LSD and you may just see a real Pinkie.
>>25712598
This way to the pinkie thread >>25692917
>>25715598you just had to....
