I really, really, really love this horse.
And who no?
>>25736510
>Who no?
Go to bed Ivan
>>25736454
She's a qt horse
>>25736454
WMS (Weapon of mass shitposting) pone is best pone.
Pumpkins are a holiday fruit.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/pumpkin/
>>25736075
Back at the patch, a path of squashed pumpkins is left in the wake of the larger pumpkin that you rolled down the hill.
Also, the staff is broken. Great.
"Is this bad? I think this is bad."
Summer pokes at some gourd remains.
>"I dunno. Maybe it's a good thing?"
"That's probably wishful thinking. Soon it'll be raining frogs or something because we broke it."
>"What if nothing happens?"
As if on cue, a voice calls out from behind you.
>"HEY!"
Of course.
You turn to see the tall pumpkin guy yelling at you.
>"DID YOU DO THIS?!"
"Uhh..."
>"YOU DID! URRRGH! YOU HAVE BROKEN THE STAFF! NOW THE PUMPKING WILL NEVER RISE!"
He holds up your disguise.
>"DESTROYING MY PUMPLINGS WAS ONE THING, BUT HOW COULD YOU DESTROY SUCH A LIFE AS THIS!?"
"What?"
>"EXPLAIN YOURSELF! OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE STRAWMAN!"
What do you do?
You have 2 Zaps and a Smoke bomb.
In your spell inventory, you have a summon.
>>25736098
If the pumpking will never rise it sounds like it's about time for the Strawman to switch sides to the winning team.
>>25736098
explain ourselves, obviously
I'm sure he'll understand
Post your goodies.
>"You gettin' a lil' chubby there, Anon! You ever thought about joining one of the school's sports teams? The coolest thing about them is no matter which of them you join, I'd be coaching you! Pretty awesome, huh?"
>I think i want to do wrestling.
>>25735709
>125
>chubby
IF I WERE FUCKING TEN MAYBE
I've actually tried to get out more and skate long distance. Hurt my foot the other day and taking a break
So if Starlight's cutie mark is a symbol of taking away a cutie mark, can she ever truly be reformed?
>>25735107
But that's not what her cutie mark is.
>>25735547
Please, go on. Tell me what exactly her cutie mark symbolizes.
>>25735615
magic? like twilight?
>"Hi anon!"
>>25733557
Y-YOU TOO
>"Hey anon, there you are! Wanna eat some leafs together?"
>>25733736
You look lumpy like my turd.
Despite all ponies having the same model, why some of them are sexier than others?
>>25732091
Personality and personal tastes.
>>25732091
Personality and colors.
>>25732091
>anthro
I'm going to be gone for a couple of hours. Can you guys look after this pony for me please?
>>25730224
Sure, I'll take good care of it.
>>25730224
Sorry, I don't look after Fallout Equestria OCs.
Thanks for taking care of her /mlp/
Spike did nothing wrong. The entire episode was just built around fucking him over and full of asshole characters.
>>25724981
Well he did start abusing his position eventually, though all the shit that ended up fucking him up happened before that point so I guess the lesson is always abuse your position because making legitimate decisions will never end well.
>>25724991
He had every right to do what he did and have some power for once but he was too young to be an effective decision maker. Cadence should have stepped in to stop him or give him advice rather than telling him not to have fun and getting upset when he does.
>>25725259
The fact that she's going to be a mother soon terrifies me.
And a lot of the suggestions he gave were both A. not something that should have needed Twilight's approval for to begin with
B. genuinely good ideas that weren't his fault that they failed
The only reason that he actually started lying and saying it was Twilight who told him was because the ponies were fucking retarded and couldn't understand common sense unless it came from Twilight for some reason.
How is 'share the space' an unreasonable request?
Let's play a game, /mlp/! If taken with alcohol, consult a mortician immediately.
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/threshold/23516424
>>25724899
Dandy
>>25724899
First for Integrity is best CYOAfag
>>25724899
>thinking your SCP meme game matters anymore
Inept is a literal faggot.
Resurrection from the great beyond edition
For all your irregular waifu needs.
Feel free to post new strange waifus, or check our writer's pastebin for one that suits you.
Previous Thread:
>>who fucking knows
I have no idea how out of date this shit is
Writer's Pastebins:
http://derpy.me/SWT
(No guarantee that this is up to date)
Fimfic Pages:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDrone
Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CocoDispatch
Our (low traffic) IRC:
#strangewaifu at irc.rizon.net
If there is anything we missed, please respond to the OP so we will remember it for next time.
>>25718019
It's been a while.
>>25718094
Op here
I never posted in the old ones but I felt some green tugging at my brain and needed a place to post it figured /swt/ would be the appropriate place.
>>25718186
Don't worry it isn't actually pony man thing
>Be anon trapped in Pastel Horsey Land
>All the mares in town are fukin pussies and scared to go in Everfree after they said they saw something strange come out of a lake in there.
>Captain Twilot and the Planeteers off in who knows where doing friendship shit.
>Mayor mare decides lets send in the hairless monkey noone will miss him if he don't come back. Fukin Bitch.
>Find myself at the edge of the "lake" more like a swampy pond. Half expecting to smell onions and get told to "get out of my swamp"
Prays to the ogrelord just to be safe
>a figure begins to rise from the seaweed covered water...'wait isnt this a freshwater "lake"
>a moss and seaweed covered body begins to rise from the depths.
>fucker looks like a green cousin it
"oh fug that's just the head and neck"
runawayitsmanthing.oshit
part 01/??
"Anon, I'm bored."
>>25714893
Why are you my house
>>25714893
arise more, chicken
>>25714893
Here, let me show you the mating habits of horses.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: Nostalgia.
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions; on-topic discussion; requests; recommendations;the mechanics of time travel, timelines, and all that crud; naming the whole planet based on a single species isn't that different than naming your country after a whole continent; xTSGx finally finished his weird fetish fic; Special snowflakes in Equestria; The antiquity of Bleedin; Ohio is best fetish; pointless synonyms; Crystal empire being smoked by a meth addict; Ye Olde English; Evil Twilight; the lack of good mysteries; Spoilers galore; Time Loops.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: terrible fight scenes, eldricht pedophiles, trasgendering pranks, mass rapings, and pointless crossovers, and sexual tension between infants
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25629001
>>25703967
ITT: bump
>>25703967
>replacing the mighty commas with puny semicolons
why
scooterdude get
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out next Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Spike's not been on all of Twilight's adventures, but he's been on some of her more exotic ones. Some of the stranger magic comes into play when this dragon is involved! It's probably just coincidence, right? Still, the sights he's seen are things most unicorns haven't. Presumably, anyhow - maybe magic schools have oddities on a regular basis. With that many untrained students, there's bound to be a bit of unintentional strangeness. Probably no time travel or dark magic or traipses through alternate realms, though, right?The teachers confiscate magical comic books if they're worth their salt.
>>25738095
Previous thread.
I heard a mutation in ponies causes them to fall asleep if you boop them more than the average amount.
I booped Nyx too many times and it worked, I wrapped her in a blanket and put some hot coco next to her for when she wakes up.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25741632
You should create an automatic booping machine and strap Nyx into it so she never wakes up.
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out next Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Things will be a little different in Ponyville, now, but more for Starlight Glimmer and her new teacher than the rest of town, really. What's one more unicorn learning friendship after everything the place has been through in recent memory? And even Twilight's been primed for this role from Twlight Time and other activities she's been running in Canterlot and such. So it's up to Starlight to be a good student, then. Has she had experience there? She's certainly learned quite about magic, but how much of that has been self-taught? There's books enough in Equestria for that - she'd also have needed plenty of practice, too.Was the town she started the first place she'd used the cutie mark extraction magic, or did she try it elsewhere, first?
>>25733454
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>rape
Ponies like cuddling, but don't turn it sexual.
