>"Hey son,welove you!"
"Hey mom, dad...""It's not a lie if you believe it"
>>25735102
>"We don't care that you were a mutant anon, or that you used illegal alchemy to try and modify your body but ended up losing it and binding what little was left of you to a suit of old, sparkle family Armour."
>"We still care about you, undead son!"
>>25735082
>>25735102
>>25735146
THEY HAVE A CANONICAL SON ALREADY!
>Come with me if you want to live!
>>25735048
>"Live with me if you want to cum"
>>25735048
i'm cumming
>>25735048
But I don't want to live...
Ask a man who just got back from a one month ban anythingI posted beasitality on /mlp/
>>25735017
We now have /trash/ for that.
Join us.
>>25735017
Wow, you must be pretty hardcore. I bet biker gangs cross the street to avoid you and police are afraid to pull you over. Why did you serve your time like a chump?
>>25735017
Are you that guy who kept posting webms of guys fucking mares?Can you do it again?
King Sombra has kidnapped your waifu. How would you defeat the dark crystal king to get her back?
>>25734879
kidnap celestia, exchange her for pony waifu and crystals.
>>25734879
Get her back.Man has slaughtered gods, a faggot horse that likes gem dildos cant stop me.
>>25734879
I'd save her with liberal usage of fence plank and booze.
>"Be cute?"
>"Oh, I don't know..."
>"What if I'm not cute enough..."
>"...For you..."
>"eeep!"
>"Ok...I'll try..."
>>25734792
you're a cute mare
>>25734813
For you
>>25734792
She looks fat.
I love MLP and hate Spongebob (every season, not just muh classics). Am I welcome here?
>>25734783
No, leave.
>>25734783
Why would you care what spongefags think?
What I learned on /mlp/ is...
>>25734669
OW! MY FAPPING HAND IS CRAMPING, MISS CHEERILEE
>>25734669
That OP is always a faggot.
>>25734669
No matter how much fun you think you are having there will ALWAYS be a faggot to ruin it for you.
What board would your waifu browse lads?
>>25734390
/out/, /an/
you know who she is already
>>25734390
Probably /ck/ or /diy/, but most likely /ck/
>>25734390
All of them. Her shitposting would be legendary.
Someone buy this clip and share with us, sharing is magic ;_;
Ashley Renee Rainbow Dash
>>25734262
>no hooves
>>25734262
Have a nice vacation! Make sure to bring us some souvenirs!
>>25734262
please, moreI want a latex ponyplay outfit but of fluttershy instead
Ive finally broke... I pulled up some "human porn" and I'm not even aroused anymore. 2 years and I'm only attracted to plot. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME
>tfw only ponies arouse you
>>25733972
welcome to the circle of autism, soon you'll be fapping to things you didnt even know were kinks.>pic related
>>25734015
>e o
Oh... ummm....
Anon, I still don't get it.
This is the sixth night in a row you've been lighting those candles. And you've only lit one candle per night. Why not just use the whole candelabra? And having them lit in the daytime is a waste of wax.
Is all this some human tradition, like wearing that brassiere cup on your head?
>>25733954
>brassiere cup
Does it mean ponies wear bra?
>>25734046
twilight, being as well read as she is, knows that female minotaurs have to wear support for their HUGE MAMMERIES
she knows that because she read minotaur romantic fiction once
>this is the face of someone you rape
Do you really want that face? Enough rape jokes. Time for decent relationship jokes.
>"Yeah, I totally forgot about an anniversary one month. Talk about embarrassing. "
>rape
>rape
>>25733795
You could have a dick nutting in your butt and it would be less gay than op's post.
"The fuck you want?"
...
To see your manager.
I am going to make sure you are fired.
>>25733743
Yeah, hello there. I would like to order a McDouble.
And don't you dare to say you've ran out of them like the last time.
>>25734066
Fucking checked
Happy Harthswarming, Anon! ...Huh? What's Christmas?
>>25733465
Come on, you had a musical about it.
Why do you have to be so goddamn offensive Twilight? Why can't you just say fucking Happy Holidays? Have you never heard of the concept of being politically correct? Fuck you, you purple and pink piece of poo.
>>25733465
Just the human equivalent.
Hello /mlp/. This is my first time in this board, and I have to say, I expected much more porn and autism.
Speaking of porn, I can't stop watching pony porn. How do I stop? Do I break my laptop? Do I switch to another fetish? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help.
>>25733283
Anon anon take it easy
It's all normal and natural
>>25733283
If you're looking for porn, you're at the wrong board.
>>>/trash/
>>25733283
you look like your from /k/, so Imagine them replying to this:
Speaking of guns, I can't stop buying guns. How do I stop? Do I break my safe lock? Do I switch to another hobby? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help
