You gotta pet the Lyra
You gotta hug the Lyra
You gotta cuddle the Lyra
You gotta kiss the Lyra
I want to send Dash to be without desert and give her only 10 minutes of cuddles instead of 30.
>>25738317
You're a monster
>>25738317
ABSOLUTE MADNESS
>>25738317
>without desert
>desert
>"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark"
>>25738316
Every thread deserves one reply
>>25738332
Every "Every thread deserves one reply" post deserves one reply
>>25738316
FUCK YOU PAUL ALLEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I got this book a few days back, and I wanted to know what /mlp/ thinks of it.
Personally I don't think it was as good as The Elements of Harmony book or the Journal of the Two Sisters. Only the map was really interesting.
>>25737925
>cum inside it
>>25737925
I saw that at a bookstore. It was over $30. Not worth it, man.
>"Hey Anon! Wanna buy one hug?"
>>25737692
I have a coupon for a free hug.
>>25737702
>"Uh...if you look carefully on the back of the coupon you'll read that only PONIES are allowed free hugs."
>"So you'll have to pay for one Anon."
>>25737749
CHECK YOUR PEGASUS PRIVILAGE YOU TRANS SHITLORD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Anon? Why do you want to die?"
>>25737643
I want to get home, to Equestria.
>>25737643
Inb4 hughox circlejerk
>>25737668
we haven't had a good hugbox thread in a while. why not have one again?
>walk into your room
>see this
what do?
Is Rarity naked or is she wearing a white gown?
MAKEOVER
>>25737401
Wonder how the dimensions, furniture, and general aesthetics of it managed to change completely.
>Season 1
Twilight writes letters to Celestia
>Seasons 2 and 3
Twilight and all her friends write letters to Celesta
>Season 4
The mane 6 write their friendship lessons in a shared journal.
>Season 5
The mane 6 help other ponies with friendship problems.
Is there any way this progression can go any further, or will we just have the map until the series ends?
In season 6 they will tell other ponies how to solve their problems on their own.
>>25737332
Then the Applebloom starts writing letters in season 7
CMC in season 8 and 9
Journal for them in 10
>Ride never ending
>>25737315
Starlight Glimmer writes letters to Twilight and repeat the process bABYYYYYYYY, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BABBYYYYYY
Why can't she be real, fellas?
>>25737184
Because then there would be no need for heaven
>>25737184
She is too pure for this world
>>25737208
Truth
Well?
>le ebin impact text image macro
>"wat do" thread
>>>/9gag/
>>25737131
Tell those cunts to find another bed to fuck on and scram.
>>25737131
NO! BAD HORSIES!
PONIES DON'T BELONG ON THE FURNITURE
>"Will he ever see any of my sunrises?"
>>25737113
Fuck off, I'm trying to sleep here.
>>25737113
Eggs. Sunny-side up. Toast
>>25737113
TIA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
Actual song for him in the actual show when?
>>25737099
When he has an actual good episode.
>>25737115
But he already had Secret Of My Excess and Inspiration Manifestation
Zombie ponies? Why not!
>>25737008
Zombie pony thread
>>25737008
>Season 1
>Spike literally says zombie ponies
>No one ever took advantage of that
I'm always disspointed in that fact.
>Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'm interested!
>>25736944
Yep, easily the silliest and worst of the three.
>>25736944
No, it's the Torah/Old Testament is A New Hope, the New Testament is Empire, the Koran is Jedi and also retcons a bunch of the first 2, and the Book of Mormon is fanfic of the second which doesn't fit with the canon but claims it does
>>25736944
Yep, don't you enjoy good old mythology?
>The bus chugs along the Equestrian road.
>You and your fellow human immigrants seek a better life in Equestria.
>As you arrive you hear Twilights voice coming through a speakerbox.
>"Welcome to Equestria, a land of happiness, friendship. Please leave all of your belongings on the bus as they'll be delivered right to your living quarters later in the tour!"
>You and the others are hesitant but comply, you decide to scribble your name on your backpack before you leave so they'll know it's yours.
>As you exit you see Wooden signs painted like rainbows and moving about like a popup book as slow old timey music scratches through the speaker boxes.
>"Here in Equestria we live in a clothing optional world so feel free to shed your worldly bonds if you feel so inclined."
>"Alright! Sweet I've waited so long for this!"
>One of the people strips nude as a jaybird.
>He's unshaven and it's a less than pleasant sight.
>You're led inside and are given burgers and fries.
>"Ponies are omnivores, and while the slaughter of sentient beings is strictly outlawed. Any animal which falls below that is considered fair game. So please, enjoy!"
>These fries on your plate look like they came frozen out of a package.
>You wonder if this is what they think humans eat on a regular basis.
>You also wonder what poor animal was unlucky enough to end up on your plate before being shipped here.
>The flavor is greasy and feels a bit empty.
>When the meal is done you're led down to a museum like area.
>Stock footage of world war two battles as well as other various fights are displayed in black and white along the walls projector style.
>"Humankind is violent and selfish by nature. Before we release you into the general pony public, it is our sworn duty to rehabilitate you into kind thoughtful and caring individuals. Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon or partake in any libation or substance other than what is provided to you here."
>>25736559
>Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon
Looks like I'm going innawoods
I've been waiting for this thread to come back.
>>25736559
>other than what is provided to you here
Anon makes homemade weapons
