>"Excuse me"
>"Could you help me find my way? I'm kinda lost"
>"My name is Twilight Sparkle and I live in Ponyville"
>"I've never seen this place before, so I was hoping you could help me on my way back..."
>"Although this fascinating place looks nothing like I've ever seen before"
>"And I've travelled all over Equestria..."
>"I'm still in Equestria, right?"
>>25750370
no, you're in my home on Earth. I don't suggest going outside though, our scientists would be a little too interested in you I think.
>>25750370
one sorry twilight you are not two how in the name of all alive did you get hear
>>25750370
>no wings
You're a god among men, OP.
*The cheese sandwich has appeared*
*You consider your options
>Rape
>Give mayonaise
>Eat cheese.. AGGRESIVELY
>Stare at him
>Consider why you're on 4chan Browsing the pony category
>>25750263
>>25750263
what the fuck is this shit
>>25750504
>>25750504
>>25750504
>>25750504
How many times you gotta reply to a single post, Anon?
Would you rather prefer him to find a girl his age and life span or have him keep his unrequited love toward Rarity until the end of the series?
>Bringing up that SJW idiot again
>By the writer's own logic he hates interracial relationships but not pedophilia
Anyone but Mina, for the love of God.
>>25750257
I'd rather prefer him to die along with his fans.
>>25750257
>that SJW
What does /mlp/ think of the pony servers on Garry's Mod?
>>25750250
>playing valve multiplayer games
>>25750250
Pure an utter cringe.
>>25750250
What is Garry's Mod? And who is Garry? It looks like a counter strike mod.
This guy comes up and slaps you on the flank
Wat Do?
>>25750244
Fly down the street because he doesn't know his own strength.Then tell him I'm not gay when I wake up.
>>25750244
kill it with fire
>>25750244
slap him back on his flank as part of the customary greeting in Equestria
If Larson had no restraints from Hasbro or Meghan, what would his epsoides be like?
>>25750059
WINGS EVERYWHERE
>>25750059
probably just a whole season of shitty memes
>>25750074
That was Hasbro's decision
>>25750083
Slice of Life was Hasbro's idea, he initially agruged against it
pony is not for sexual
>>25750031
>Get's rekt in /trash/
>Comes here to make his shitty thread too
Catbird is for sexual.
What does /mlp/ think
Would the ponies in a Equestria be open to be in a romantic relationship with a human
I want my pony wiafu
>>25749816
As if they would want to date anyone from this board
Suddenly Vinyl is in front of you.
Wat do?
>>25749706
Kill myself on the spot
>>25749706
obligatory
>rape
>>25749706
"Sup."
Alright guys, I need your help.
Long story short, my family's kinda going bankrupt. We've got enough to get by but I'm trying to rake in any extra money I can.
Would anyone be willing to commission me? I can draw any of your OCs or any canon characters, anything. I just cant do NSFW.
Commission info's on my DA http://flashfire68.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Prices-572838038
Pic Related
>>25749676
>I am going to scam you
Yeah no, fuck off.
I bet you just want to take comissions and payments to just dissapear soon after that.
If you really were in need of money you would get a real job and not this bullshit. Eat shit and die.
>>25749766
I do have a job, but minimum wage isn't really doing it at the moment. Also, you can ask anyone who's commissioned me, I dont even take the payment until after I've finished the piece.
>>25749676
>I just cant do NSFW
Then why the fuck would you come HERE, of all places?
"You could be my silver spring, Anon."
>>25749537
Go to hell flash.
>>25750209
"I'll see you there, Anon."
>>25749537
daily reminder that Flash is the true kek
I want green of Anon keking Flash with both Twilight AND Scilight.
Christmas wallpaper thread
>>25749329
Fuck Christmas
>You wake up, everything is in black and white but..
>You're in Equestria!
>Oh man, this is awesome! You can't wait to look around.
>You're on a hilltop just outside of ponyville.
>You get down to ponyville.
>Some rather nice music is playing, although, it seems a little old fashioned, like something your grandma might listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4qtltfyFts
>But eh, it's mellow.
>You're walking through, and wow..
>These ponies sure seem happy.
>Like, really happy.
>Fillies and foals in the street laughing and playing like they don't have a care in the world.
>Something else that's weird, all the doors are open.
>Yeah, just about all of these doors are open, do they just not shut doors around here?
>It's a little offsetting.
>You look up.
>It's sunny, and not too hot either, there isn't a cloud in the sky.
>The weather is just right.
>Suddenly a nicely dressed mare walks up to you.
>"Golly mister, I've never seen you around before. My name is Fluttershy, you must be new here."
>She offers her hoof.
"Oh, wow, hello, I'm Anon."
>You say shaking her hoof.
>"I bet you're hungry, want to stop in at the diner? I'm paying!"
"Woah, really? I mean, I don't have any money-"
>She flies up putting her hoof to your mouth.
>"Not another word, I won't hear of a new friend in town not shown the right kind of hospitality."
>She has a gentle and pure smile.
"Well, if you insist."
>>25749272
>You're in the diner, it's pretty clean and smells great in here.
>"Oh Joe? This is my friend Anonymous, can you get him a doughnut and Malt please? Just put it on my tab."
>"Oh, a new face here, the names Joe, I serve the best Hayburgers and doughnuts this side of ponyville."
"Nice to meet you."
>You sit down on the barstool.
>Equestria sure is a lot different than you'd imagined it.
>For one, all the ponies seem to be wearing clothes..
"Say Fluttershy, whats the deal with everyone wearing clothes?"
>Joe gives you a weird look.
>Fluttershy just laughs sort of nervously.
>"W-what do you mean, how silly, we've always worn clothes."
"All the time?"
>Fluttershy coughs harshly as you're served the doughnut and malt.
>You sip at the malt..
>Well, maybe they just realized that being naked all the time was weird.
"So, uh.. How are things?"
>"Oh golly they've been lively! The other day, Rarity's cat Opalescence, get this, got herself caught, in a tree!"
"Heh, uh, wow, interesting?"
>"I know. But other than that, everything has been just swell, everyone here is just so happy and swell all the time."
"Heh, surely you don't mean ALL the time."
>>25749284
>Fluttershy gives you a serious look for a moment.
>You feel like you've said something bad.
>"What do you mean Anonymous, everyone is always happy here."
"Are you sure-"
>Fluttershy is staring at you, it's like, crushing..
"Y-you know, forget I said anything.."
>"Well golly Anon, you seem to be confused about how things work around here. I'm not sure what kind of awful place you might have come from, but here in Equestria, everything is perfect."
"Wait, everything? Like, the entire world?"
>"Why wouldn't it be?"
"So, no fighting? No wars? No discrimination, violence, crime?"
>"Oh goodness no! Anonymous what would make you say something like that, tell me, are you feeling well?"
>She places her hoof on your forehead.
>"Hmm, you don't seem to be running a fever, but just to be safe, we should probably have you lie down for a while.."
"I'm fine, I.. It's just a bit of a culture shock is all. Really, I'm fine.."
>"Well I wouldn't want to put you out, in fact, there are some good folks I think you should stay with while you're here."
"You've already done so much-"
>"Shall we go?"
>You finish off your doughnut shoving the last bite into your mouth.
>Fluttershy tips the waiter 20%.
>>25749294
>You're heading down into some wooded area with lots of Apple trees.
>You see Applejack floating apples into a barrel with her magic.
>"Anonymous, this is Applejack, Applejack this is Anonymous."
>"Howdy there sugarcube, it sure is a swell day isn't it?"
"Uh, yeah, real swell."
>You say shaking her hoof.
"So, are there any earth ponies here?"
>Applejack scratches her head.
>"Golly mister, whats an 'earth pony', you mean like, down to earth ponies?"
>Fluttershy steps inbetween the two of you.
>"Oh you'll have to excuse him, he's from out of town."
>There seemed to be specific emphasis on 'out of town'.
>Fluttershy winks, Applejack nods.
>"Right then, well Anonymous, on behalf of the Apple family, welcome to Sweet Apple Acres."
"G-great.."
>"Now, I know y'all might be new here, but we like to put new folk to work right away, I mean, could you imagine if there were some place where people didn't do work for a living, I betcha it'd be filled with degenerates."
"Y-yeah, wouldn't that be weird..
How 'bout it?
>>25749239
>NO HOOVES!
>>25749239
(excited horse noises)
Neeeeeeeeeeigh
>"Let's rob the Krusty Krab, Anon."
Cadance, Nyx, Starlight, Shimmer
Long ago the four shitposters lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Starlight nation attacked.
Only Anon, master of all 4 shitposts could stop them, but when /mlp/ needed him most he vanished.
>>25749219
who the fuck is nyx?
>>25749219
but i'm NOT shitposting when i post Nyx, i like her
