Let's rob the Krusty Krab, Anon.
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>"Let's rob the Krusty Krab, Anon."
Cadance, Nyx, Starlight, Shimmer
Long ago the four shitposters lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Starlight nation attacked.
Only Anon, master of all 4 shitposts could stop them, but when /mlp/ needed him most he vanished.
>>25749219
who the fuck is nyx?
>>25749219
but i'm NOT shitposting when i post Nyx, i like her
>>25749219
I am the Glimmer Lord.
>>25749253
Forcing your shit everyday and night is shitposting.
Hopefully you get it banned like Milky and we are free.
>>25749179
Give me the formuoli.
>>25749281
How can you be sure that isn't my goal?
>>25749281
Just ban all OCs.
>>25749179
I know where you can find some krusty krabs.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/2/17/246420.jpg
>>25749281
>trying to get something you hate banned vs porn threads
kay
"ALRIGHT, PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!"
"PUT IT IN!"
ON THE GOD DAMN GROUND
>>25749179
the krusty krab isnt real
and neither are you, candyass.
>>25749610
>Cadance in the back
>>25749240
>Not knowing about nyx.
do you even shitpost?
>>25751757
Oh, poor anon. You have merely delayed the inevitable. We shall rise through the rips and tears of the trash, and we shall not provide mercy. Prepare as you wish, for it is futile.
>>25749179
> Sighing quietly you press pause on the remote, freezing the image of Mr Krabs swimming through his money on the television and slowly turn to Cadance.
"Cadance sweetie... Bikini Bottoms isn't real."
>"But-"
"No. The live action segments in the movie aren't real either."
>Her hoof went to her chin for a moment before her face suddenly lit up.
>"What if-"
"No. David Hasselhoff can't rob the Krusty Krab for you. On top of that I doubt he'd want to bail out a small crystal horse empire, even if you asked nicely AND used 'the face' ( >>25749179 ) on him."
>The prissy pony frowned fiercely, crossing her hooves over her chest with a huff.
>"I bet you wouldn't say the same thing if I asked you to rob The Chum Bucket with me..."
>Today was a 'No we can't rob the crab jew' kind of day.
IDK
