>you will never be as cool as Mike Vogel
>>25766084
>Wanting to be cool
Fucking teenagers
>>25766084
This fucking idiot is the retard who turned this shit into G3 with memebait. He added wings, he edited Slice of Life to be unfunny. He got Lauren fired.
I fucking hate him to death.
>>25767623
At least get your facts straight, goddamn
Hi, /mlp/.
Few years ago when I was into MLP and browsed this daily, I bought a dwarf mare like the one in the picture.
Her name is Sally and she is 4 years old. But last year I've lost my job and can't afford a comfortable life for Sally and I. I've considered eBay, but I don't want her to live in some filthy midwest conservative farm. I'd like her to experience the joys of urban life, beach and love from someone who can give Sally all she deserves. Specially if more experienced (30 to 50 years old), smarter and athletic, willing to play with her for hours without having to visit the cardiologist. Also, a man who lives by principles and know how to love others and be loved by them.
Can you point me to someone who is like that and is trustworthy, /mlp/?
I can't find someone anywhere.
>>25765529
Did you give her a pony name?
>>25765529
you came to the right place for a zoophile to love your horse.
shame its fake and gay. need some pics with a time stamp.
BTW, Sally is really nice. She lets you sleep and doesn't make any sounds at night. She also likes to stand by the fence and see vehicles moving around the road while she ruminates. She likes sunny places and loves when someone brushes her fur and tell her stories, even when it is some nasty fanfictions. She's a great listener and a better person than anyone I know.
Wonder what kind of pony will emerge...
>>25765112
come out Daapy
Two bags..? Hmm..
Who Payday here?
Not anymore. Rip payday
>>25765095
>payday 2
>2015
I can smell the filth through my monitir
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE A PIMPED OUT GETAWAY
>"Save yourself Anon! I'll deal with the dubs!"
Doctor I cant see any dubs around!
>>25764645
>"ah well yes of course you can't yet"
Presses a few buttons
"Any time now and they will be plain as the nose on your face"
>>25764656
>>25764645
>>25764567
off by one thread?
"Rub my belly, Anon!"
With my fist?
>>25764403
Nah, ive already got a dog to take care of
>>25764403
No. I hate dogs. And also Eqg.
If friendship is magic,
then what is love?
>>25764374
>>25764374
Did you saw what love did to changelings? It's a fucking nuke.
Baby don't hurt me.
>"it's gonna take a lot more then switching my shampoo with cum to win this prank war anon"
>>25764132
Jokes on you, that semen belonged to random ponies with AIDS, i also put some more with blood on your drink
>>25764141
HIV dies on exposure to air, dingleberry.
>>25764132
I dont think you want to do this cadance, i haven't had tendies, and im pretty mad
>ITT: Things you want toys of, Funko or otherwise.
Assuming this post means toys that I want, not toys I want made / to exist:
I want any toys at all.
My parents would kick me out if they found any.
But more specifically, literally everything Gilda related, a Twilie plush, a Chryssy plush, a Rainbow Dash plush, a Twilie Funko and an RD Funko.
>>25763988
>tfw no gilda funko
>>25763988
Strictly speaking it was about nonexistent toys you want made, hence the Naked Rarity image, but this thread can also apply to existing toys you would like to own.
>we'll never see the seven pony friends again
>have them sing about litter
WTF that ending
ITT: We post sudden realizations we've had recently about any given characters, and what these epiphanies have done to our evaluations of the show.
I recently had an epiphany that Starlight Glimmer is shit.
>>25763243
I'm sure I wasn't the only person to think about this, but Spike is more than what we take him for.
He spent his formative years building a mental wall against selfishness and indulgence, a wall that is constantly being attacked by the fact that he is forced to interact on a daily basis with the only mare he's ever met who tempts him.
He slips up once when Discord or some other top-tier being isn't there, and everyone he knows and loves is dead...and he knows it.
This is cause for reevaluation.
>>25763243
Let's discuss Sweetie Belle's sexyness instead.
Which pony is most likely to be depressed?
>>25763107
pinkie
>>25763107
Twist.
She's been on suicide watch since Season 1
>>25763133
She was only depressed in party of one, and we all know they will never explore that part of her ever again.
The show has spawned shit merchandise. What's some of the worst you've seen /mlp/?
Your mom.
>>25762956
all of it.
anything from wallmart
i skip the GOAT everytime.
GET INTO HER TANK AND FUCKING FUCK HER JELLY ASS. THE PAIN OF HER STINGING ONLY MAKES YOU HARDER.
Take it like a slut
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to see her in a schoolgirl outfit first, then we'll talk business.
Dissapointed. I wanted hoping for a sailor outfit.
