Previously on Hijack: >>25591290
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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Current Character + Movelist: http://pastebin.com/tHAxiBgZ
Current Inventory: http://pastebin.com/V4h6Wxz7
Current Character's Combo List: http://pastebin.com/Ua26s9is
'Sing' Command Overview: http://pastebin.com/c01PjEAe
===>She might be in a bit of a bind here.>You could help her or...>STop and watch what happens.>Either way>Let's get started.
>>25726535
First for bully
>>25726639
Second for billy
>>25726535
>"Ready to serve the Coven one last time?"
>"Uh. You're just doing this for power. It's pathetic."
>"Well, yes. But we also need this place to fix everyone. You know that, right?"
>Esmeralda pauses
>Her voice catches in her throat.
>"Whatever. You ran out of time. Time to die."
>"...Not today."
>The dog hunches over, and adopts a fighting stance.
>The straps of her gauntlets clink in the deathly silent warehouse.
>Her legs whirr and click with every minute shift in her stature.
>A pair of red glowing plates appear to her sides and follow her arm movements.
>"We'll see."
>Esmeralda's blades hover in the air momentarily
>The two begin a grave staredown.
>Meanwhile, you and your Royal buddy are sitting atop some crates, looking down at the two and their heated confrontation.
>Steel nudges you
>"Looks like nopony is paying attention to Willow."
>He hums quietly, thinking about what to do.
>"On the one hoof, I'd like to get down there and capture them both. Esmeralda for her escape, and the dog because she clearly knows something we don't."
>He groans in frustration
>"Ah... But that might mean Willow could be used as a bargaining chip if she gets targeted..."
>He looks at you expectantly
"What?"
>"Well... YOU'RE the sneaky one. Got any ideas?"
"Let me think..."
>What should we do?
Woe is life. To be tiny, and to be of the getting of the lemon. Sitting high upon the counter mocking you. Arrogant in it's position you wish to put said citrus bastard in it's place. but there is one issue. You are too small to reach the object of your fury.
what do you do?
Acquire a stepping stool
>>25725809
Find foolish human, deceive it to retrieve lemon.
do some shit with books, get wings, done
>Finally! I'm HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE! ORLANDO! I LOVE YOU ORLANDO! *gasp* I CAN SEE THE BALL!
>>25721328
Epcot is boring. The best part is all the countries of the world part.
>>25721328
"Yes Sunny, it's the big ball."
>She is plastered against the monorail window taking in the sites.
>You have been here a few times but it's her first time.
>She'll probably get a kick out of the 'big ball' ride.
>Probably the countries too.
>It will be fun to watch her reactions.
>You're also going to take advantage of them selling booze here through out the day.
>>25721328
Sunny eaten by gators green when?
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
A bit longer for the current prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Is the Grand Galloping Gala still an exciting event and destination? It's been a society mainstay for quite some time, but in recent years, it's been... somewhat disrupted from its reputed proceedings. One or two mior accidents might be overlooked, but the peril posed of late seems excessive. But then, it is still a limited-admission affair, and the reports might just be overblown rumor to the average pony, right? And where else is one to show off their latest and very finest princess dress, anyhow?
>>25756071
Previous thread.
Are you ready?
ARE YOU READY?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302764/command-me
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2yEetoRQ
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest/
PREVIOUS THREAD:
>Emerald and Hope do the sex.
>Emerald calls Hope mommy.
>Emerald also tells Hope about the potion Joyride is making him drink.
>Emerald meets Delilah, the donkey maid of Hope.
>Emerald goes to a library and reads a bunch of books with different languages, impressing the scholars there.
>They offer him a possible scholarship, but Emerald declines and runs.
>Emerald goes back to Joyride's and gets a Knife of Subtlety, as well as drinks another cum increasing potion.
>Emerald decides to try a different kind of magic out, and has a conversation about focuses with Joyride.
>Emerald asks about libraries, and about an aging potion.
Story continued in the next post...
>>25690903
Emerald asks about the aging up potion, and how long it would last. It'd be a nice disguise, since everyone is looking for a colt.
"Around half a day, I think. That's one I would watch out for potion sickness however. It has a lot of poisonous reagents if I remember correctly."
Joyride pulls a book out of the air, and flipping through the pages magically she puts her hoof on a page and begins to read.
"Yeah, let's see... Red wine, Broccoli, Ectoplasm of a Spectre, Liquid Sunlight, Spiral Fungus... Hmm..." Joyride finishes with a nod.
Emerald asks if he could make the potion.
"It's possible sure, but it's very much above your level, and disastrous if you got wrong. Plus some of these ingredients are a little expensive. I could make it for you if you'd like... For a price!" Joyride says, beaming.
What does Emearld do?
>>25690941
Eeh, I'm suddenly not as interested in the potion anymore.
What kind of price are we talking about here?
>>25690941
That's a lot of stuff to get/go through but it would be pretty effective, only if we know the exact duration so we're not in public when it wears off. and is only good for one day. we need a longer lasting solution.
Our frustration is quite low but... I guess because some idiots hastily agreed to Joyride's offer we should hold up our end eventually. She *is* doing a lot for us, even if she's a bit crass.
>Cyberpunk CYOA
>>25592329
....No archive?
>You start breathing heavily as you grip the floor.
>At times like this, you try to focus on what is reality and what is in your mind.
>The room is dark and you feel the world swirl around you.
>You have two thoughts on your mind.
-When was the last time you cut your mane?
(How Long is it?)
-What color is your coat?
>>25592341
Well, clearly we're having a shit night.
-a few days ago
-I don't know, brown?
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Rarity's found her muse in varied and unlikely sources, but it rarely seems as if the stories she and her friends participate inspire her. A modicum of respect and modesty, or simply a difficulty in translating the experiences? Perhaps it's not the same kind of exotic luster of the unexplored. Still, has anything come out of having a breezy form, however briefly? Her time equalized, without her cutie mark? The Appleloosan affair? Being a superhero? She's got lots of material to draw from. And Twilight's tales of another her - if only she could see that!
>>25751638
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
I claim this MLPG thread in the name of the glorious Nyxfags
I always wondered why Ponks likes to sit on anon's face. It's fact for sure, but why?
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Twilight Sparkle's memories of her early times in Ponyville will remain strong, even if she's no longer in the home she'd first moved to. The memory crystals may help reinforce those thoughts, but they're probably more for certain moods than any real kind of mnemonic aid. It's hardly as if they could get a chance to fade with Pinkie Pie's prompting, anyway. How does she keep that prodigious memory packed so full of some of the smallest details sometimes? Maybe if she keeps participating in impromptu parties she'll glean some of the secrets someday.
>>25746747
Previous thread.
Goodnight, MLPG.
CUTE HORSES ARE A GO
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Ponyville.
4:00 PM.
Day 1.
>>25743137
Open door.
>>25743137
"Good afternoon! Special delivery for a, er... consarn these new glasses... a pega... a unic... erm... drat, who was this for again...?"
>>25743137
Answer door and tell them to fuck off.
>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/10/japan-opens-pony-cafe-in-tokyo-plus-52.html
So apparently the Equestria Girls movies did well enough on Japanese Netflix that they're going to pick the show back up in Japan. However...
>Order is for 52 newly dubbed episodes
>Either they end the series midway through season 5
>Or they skip 13 episodes along the way
Japan just can't do anything right.
>>25737431
Like those missing episodes mattered anyways
>>25737431
>eqg save MLP in Japan
Worst that being dead
>>25737479
>Like those missing episodes mattered anyways
They'll just skip the Spike and Rarity centric episodes
>Rarity is the least popular pone in Japan
It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
You may have noticed that there has been very little in the way of Celestia appearances this past season. Thus, where Hasbro has failed, it's up to us to jump into the gap: what _don't_ we know about Celestia? What parts of her character are still open to invention, or interpretation? Could these form an episode of her own?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/bMBZKBJg
Also, see >>25611926:
>https://imgur.com/a/xiees
Christmas cards. Pick a nice one, and I'll send it to Celestia's VA (c/o her agent) tomorrow.
>https://strawpoll.me/6143546
...Is using democracy to select a nice card ironic, given Celestia's ultimate authority?
>>25675914
"From All of Us," how is this even a question?
>Celestia gets the wrong idea and wears your Christmas stocking
Hearth's Warming is ruined forever
Previous Thread: >>25341316 (archive link: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25341316)
We’re canon edition!
>What is this thread about?
This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.
>What exactly is welcome in this thread?
A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements. Most stories involve Anon, as well as sexual acts, although neither is required. Both maledom and femdom are welcome.
A few topics that are discouraged are gore, vore, scat, and other similar themes.
>Featured Story
Proportional Punishment
http://pastebin.com/uY83evb2
After helping his friends Tirek and Discord escape from Tartarus, Anon is given a reward in the form of three alicorn princesses-the very ones who had him imprisoned..
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New Pastebin list of all stories on SiM with links: http://pastebin.com/f8f09HB4
Old Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/778zgnJ5
>SiM wiki page:
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/SiM
Don't think you have what it takes to write a long greentext? Go here and fill in the pages!
>The current priority is updating the Archive Links.
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Historical Note:
This thread was originally founded to support the “Submission is Mandatory” story by MrNameless. While the story has gone on hiatus, it’s content is referred to by a number of stories in this thread.
Submission is Mandatory by MrNameless
Nightmare Moon summons Anon to defeat the EoH. In return, she grants him ownership of the Mane 6.
(Recommended.)
http://pastebin.com/ycY3zrvA
(Non-Canon SiM Expanded Universe Stories)
http://pastebin.com/Y2AahdQp (Octavia POV) (Recommended)
http://pastebin.com/3AFdqxvs (Other Stories)
>>25600347
hello?
>Checking in
The next section of To be a Mother (Stormy Flare's story) should be tonight. It's much more story centric then the first part, if a little disturbing.
>Season 5 finale NMM open question.
There appears to be some speculation about how powerful each villain in, using the timeline to compare them. However, I feel like people have missed a /critical/ point that even I've missed until now.
NMM banished Celestia to the moon. How? Celestia needed the EoH to do that, but we can safely assume that the EoH wouldn't work for NMM, or the non-collected M6 right? Did NMM do that by herself with her own magic? That, to my knowledge, is the only evidence we have of /any/ character doing something that requires EoH levels of power. If that's true, and NMM is capable of EoH parity, then... well... that might make her the strongest villain in MLP. Thoughts?
>>25600464
After getting sent to the moon once, she might have had devised a plan to reflect its effects back to Princess Celestia.
Either that or she killed/hid her sister and told the ponies she was on the moon.
Oh god why did it die edition
>Be driving home from work
>See three young girls in summer clothes out in the snow by a bus stop
>You know the next bus won't be for another 90 minutes
>The temperature is steadily dropping
>It will be nightfall in less than an hour
>It's not a well lit road
>What do?
Old thread: >>25453862
Strayanon's paste:
http://pastebin.com/u/strayanon
YES!
my penis was waiting for this prompt to return
Praise the Stray!
Vagina Miner
>>25759877
>spikes fucking face in the corner
Horny horn
>>25759877
Winky Blinky the One-Eyed Sergeant
Which was more retarded, pic realted or her actual backstory?
She could have been pony Cable.
>>25759336
your face
this thread is far more retarded than either of those
