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You can go to Equestria, but you'll only be able to eat Ponies.
I don't mean like sexually eat them out, I mean like you will end up eating them, chopping them up and eating them raw or cooked Hannibal Lector style.
Every other food will taste like shit, and you'll instantly vomit it up.
All other foods will make you sick even if you somehow ingest them
This CANNOT be magically cured under any circumstance.
You will have insatiable urges to devour these ponies, bite into their soft chewy flesh and rip into it with your teeth...
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That's pretty fucked up anon, but can we at least cook them first? I mean I don't wanna be all zombie nom nom nom style, but I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have to eat them raw.
Get daily intravenous nutrient supply. Enjoy life.
>>25764669
I would speak to Twilight about this. Or maybe they can let me eat ponies that were recently deceased.
You go to Equestria, but you can bring another real life person with you, if the person in particular is dead, you're going to bring her back to life with all her memories and whatever age you want her to have, the person needs to be real, who do you choose, /mlp/ ?
pic related
Inb4 Hitler
My friend Reagan, he's never seen the show so it'd be fun to show him the ropes.
Hiter
You are now in charge of your favorite AAA game studio with a budget of $100 million dollars to design the ultimate MLP game for whichever platform you choose.
Hasbro's entire legal department has recently dropped dead of a mysterious wasting disease so intellectual property is of no concern.
What do you make?
>>25762818
>>the flashing sweat barely standing animation
nothing makes me feel simultaniously more hopeful yet fearful.
>>having party members dead
GET THEM THE FUCK BACK UP.
>>25762818Nothing and escape with the money.
>Implying this fandom deserves a good game
>>25762818
romancing saga?
Sunset shimmer thread?sunset shimmer thread, she a good grillcheck'em
>shit waifu
>shit at getting dubs
Figures.
>>25759751
>>25759972
/thread
>"Hey Anon."
"Huh? Oh. What the hell are you doing here? Is there really something you're that desperate to buy tonight?"
>Almost 10 o'clock on a Sunday.
>Fuck this mall.
>'Christmas hours! Extended from 8 AM to 11 PM!'
>And you're stuck working the rest of the closing shift thanks to this gay ass "ALL STORES ARE REQUIRED TO REMAIN OPEN DURING MALL HOLIDAY HOURS"...
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Oh Dashie, you naughty pony.
best pony
>>25756637
Is the plant kill?
>>25756651
She is a hero to all of us.
>>25756687
No. It was saved in time. Plants can survive for 3 hours without water.
>>25658818
>Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us...
Bonk
>>25754082
this image is shit
>>25754082
jesus, what the fuck kind of opening line is that? do you think this is going to lead to sex or something? does everything here have to be a fucking general where general anon is fucking everyone?
I'm making a game about ponies getting lost in the woods.
http://play.everfree-outpost.com/
How to play:
>Use arrow keys to move, hold Shift to run
>Press Enter to type in the chat
>Press A to interact with objects such as trees, rocks, and anvils
>Press E to open inventory and assign items to the hotbar with 1-9. Press D in game to use the currently selected item.
>Use an anvil to craft items from raw...
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bamp
>>25743772
>>25744017
it is still too early to have activity
After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>25735081
Another week another Eq.I thread.
Last weeks thread didn't happen because that's the way god intended it to be.
No but really, i was busy as fuck, and dapper was too. But i've got some new green for tonight which i wrote down in a rush. So there's that.
So what have you glorious faggots done, and learned about friendship this last week?
