Pone is alone.
Same
>>25759896
Suddenly ses
>>25759896
That pone looks dangerous
What should I name my new sword /MLP/? I don't know what kind it is since it is a gift.
>>25759524
Three-Rune Blade
>>25759524
dubs decides
>>25759524
thrust master
What does /mlp/ think of blackgryph0n's music?
>>25759162
i have literally never listened to anything he has produced and am only aware of how he is board related because of cringe threads
>>25759162
He wrote one awesome song, the rest are shit. Lyrics are cringy as fuck, but it's a fucking my little pony fusion tune, that's pretty rad in my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxD0dO9iR0M
>>25759162
I ship him with Michelle Creber
Hmmmm
>>25758889
*X-files theme here*
>>25758889
Golly! I see you love ponies! It'd be a shame if they weren't real
>>25758889
Coincidences don't exist
Hello Buckers!
No one has been sending me letters lately, so I was wondering if you guys would send me.
I don't care what you learned today as long as it says "Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia", I'm good with it.
Dear princess MOTHER BUCKING CELESTIA:
Today I learn humanity has no possibility of redemption.
I know my mission, I can feel my duty. It's time
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia,
Today I learned that no matter how much you may love a writefag and the work they do, they will always find new ways to hurt you.
Your faithful student, Anonymous.
>>25758841
Dear Princess MOTHER BUCKING Celestia
Check 'em.
Fluttershy does not wear deodorant at all and she reeks at school all the time. Fluttershy believes that deodorant causes cancer. In her nightmares, she even has dreams about being attacked by flying sticks of deodorant.
How do we solve her problem?
>>25757143
take the deodorant out of the container and call it "all natural underarm soap"
>>25757143
Offer to give her sniff tests.
>>25757143
Hook up a system of pulleys in the gym, dress people in giant deodorant stick costumes, hook them up to the ceiling, lure Flutters to the gym, lock the doors, dim the lights, and unleash hell
>not shilling best ship
Rarararara will go down in history as the greatest love.
>>25755552
you just like how it sounds funny, don't you?
>>25755552
>wanting to break up an adorable duo
You should feel ashamed of yourself.
>>25755652
>Applejack, you're such a good friend. I just don't want to ruin that by getting too serious.
>"Please Anon snap out of it! I know you've had a hard time but it's over now! You don't have to pretend anymore. W-We're here for you now!"
This is bait.
anon is kill
>>25755444
Oh look another hugboxing thread.
>"I DIN DO NUFFIN, OFFICER!"
>>25755431
>Am I being detained, as it were?
OOGA BOOGA I DINDU IT
WE WUZ PRINCESSES N' SHIT
>>25755431
>"I DIN DO NUFFIN, OFFICER!"
>You push up your aviator sunglasses by the brim.
"Sir please step out of the car..."
>The zebra looks round.
>"WHAT'S A CAR?"
"SIR THIS IS YOU FINAL WARNING, COMPLY OR FORCE WILL BE USED!"
>"I SAID I DIN DO NUFFIN!"
"SIR!"
>You whip out your batton.
"I TOLD YOU!"
>The zebra lifts up his hoof to scratch under his collar.
"PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
>"WHATS A GUN?"
>You pull up your radio.
"We have an armed and dangerous individual."
>Nobody replies, just the sound of static greets your ears.
>"WHAT CHU DOIN!"
>You bring down your batton onto the side of his head.
>The zebra falls down the floor.
>You slip out a small bag of weed and drop it next to him and continue to beat him.
>"STOP! SOMEPONY HELP CALL THE GUARDS!"
"I AM THE LAW!"
>After a beating the zebra lays their KO'd by your 'Lawful force'
>All in the days work.
How do you go from this
>>25755274
To this?
>>25755280
good hygiene, healthcare and genetics.
>>25755274
>>25755280
Age + Alicornification
People actually cried when watching/reading My Little Dashie? It wasn't even that sad.
>>25755240
I only read the comic version of it. I cried like a bitch
>>25755240
I didn't cry
i felt sad but it didn't bring me to tears
guess i just lack emotions
I listened to Mic the Micropenis's dramatic version. It tugs at your heartstrings, but only if you have a family that loves you.
What is it about pony butts that make them so superior to human butts? Is it the tail?
>>25754485
no, it's thedock
>>25754485
Is this a new form of shitposting?
>>25754485
Humans are degenerate
ITT: Characters you want to make a full return in season 6.
Unicorn Twilight
>>25754344
T-this t.b.h
>>25754303proper redemption is due
Running late and fucking everything up edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Got the hell out of dodge
>Did some training
>Improved quite a bit with your fireballs
>Spent a month out in the desert
>Just ran into a buffalo while out on your morning run
Let’s go.
>You return to your run, keeping your eyes down on the path as you jog, so as to avoid further snake encounters.
>However, with you keeping your head down, you’re surprised when a shout interrupts your thoughts.
>”Hello there, Little Hothead. What’s a little pony like you doing all the way out here?”
>You spin on the spot, noticing a rather large buffalo standing a good distance away from you.
>He’s a light shade of brown and wears two feathers tucked inside a white and blue headband marked with a diamond.
“Uh, stuff,” you say, doing your best to look innocent.
>”Well, if you don’t tell me, I’ll simply have to guess.”
>He pauses for a moment, looking over you from top to bottom.
>”You came from Maretropolis, didn’t you?”
“What makes you think-?”
>”Many things are plainly seen if you just take the time to look. For example, your hair’s on fire. Either you’re the most oblivious mare who’s ever lived and you really need to bury your head in the sand right now, or you’re a super on a journey of self-discovery. Am I getting warm?”
“You’re in the ballpark, at least.”
>”Good enough for me. So tell me, what is it that you hope to find out here that you couldn’t find back at home?”
>>25745951
Time.
>>25745951
Control
>The last thread: >>25600832
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0 (embed)
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039 (embed)
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
NSFW milky anthro
https://derpiboo.ru/1041698
