Such lust for redemption...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ?!
>>25752531
>reformed girl
>>25752531
>redemption
only for characters who did wrong
Is it my eyes when you look at me?
They are so gorgeous they'll set you free
>>25752454
Could it be my walk?
>>25752452
>>25752454
No, it's your unending faggotry.
I don't MLP to end guys. I don't want this ride to end. I'll have nothing when it ends, cause this show is the only thing that brings me joy anymore. When will it end? What do I do then?
>>25752406
You move on to another cartoon you can sperg about, MLP isn't the first or the only child cartoon to have an autistic fanbase, just stick to your guns and move on
Better move on when you're tired/its over rather than living to see you become part of the zombie fandom, AKA Fans of the fandom combined with special snowflakes that will become the majority of this fandom sooner or later
>>25752406
You die.
>>25752417
Pretty much this.
Be happy you went in the ride. Be fine you laughed with us. Don't cry because it's over. Be glad because it happened.
Does Equestria have pornography?
>>25752341
Well, they do have Applejack, so...
Almost every mare is a 10/10 cutie.
Gender ratio heavily tipped towards females.
Heat cycles that drive mares into a frenzy of lust.
They don't need porn.
>>25752697
>Stallions have to hide in bunkers to avoid being raped by packs of mares in heat
Is it true?
Why don't the ponies go to church?
>Because Sunset Shimmer! For years, she's been talking about stupid shit that happened in an alternate universe! It has nothing to do with us!
>>25752278
http://msmagazine.com/blog/2010/12/09/my-little-homophobic-racist-smarts-shaming-pony/
>>25752278
Church is shit lol
Why would you ever play this garbage?
>>25752263
I already have...
God its although, and a waste of time.
>>25752263
I haven't, but it's mlp related, so the autistic manchildren have something to do in their basements that doesn't involve jacking off
Noooooo.....
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>"Vote for me, and I will rid Equestria of Muslims."
>>25752159
But will you rid Equestria from zebras?
>>25752159
That pony's special talent and destiny is to be rich. Fucking based.
The only muslim pony I know of is tumblr's version of Flutters and kicking her out doesn't sound especially hard.
You wake up and see this. What do you do, Anon?
>>25752132
Ask Trixie why she's in Twilight's library...
>>25752151
Then say "B-but the library was destroyed, how can this be?"
>>25752189
It's a Christmas miracle?
Rainbow Dash is a policewoman
>>25752071
That Pinkie is a qt 3.1415926535
>>25752071
Good god the perspective/proportions on those things are terrible
>>25752071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk
Okay, ponyfuckers, we need more autism in /mlp/. Post poni x other retarded fandom.
>>25751889
Nice to see someone posting my OC :^)
>>25751889
full throttle
go big or go home
ITT: Emotionally attached / lonely ponies
>>25751054
This bug thing is kinda attached to emotions.
Is rarararara best ship?
>>25750926
Will these dubs get check'd?
>>25750967
>off by fucking one
Nope
>>25750967
>>25750981
>Muh numbers
Rax5 is not best ship. Good try tho.
LOL?
>>25750502
I dont get it
no really i do not get it
is it just 'lol penis' or is twilight having an estrus moment and cant stop seeing phallic imagery during a serious emergency with the water supply??? i am unsure what the joke is here please explain
>>25750511
I don't know either....I guess it magicked into a dick?
What's your favorite fanfic, /mlp/? Mine is "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door." I love it even though it shamelessly rips off LOTR numerous times.
Pretty much anything by Sketchy Changeling. His stories are consistently hilarious.
>inb4 Cupcakes
Honestly? Probably "Trixie's Funhouse"
>>25750480
Cheerilee's garden
How come there was never a zombie pony thread?
I'unno. Cuz zombies are old hat?
>>25750473
Equestria crossed already covered that topic.
Also most zombie pictures are gore, so scruffy and his dick suckers get triggered.
>>25750473
>You stroke the zombie across its bald head through the bars
>The flesh sticks to your hand and strips away
>"Uhhh, Anon?"
"Shhh, Twilight. It's part of the rehabilitation."
>You are zombie capturer anon
>Famous for taming the local zombies around ponyville
>Twilight has finally convinced you to bring her along during one of your sessions
"Unlock the-"
>"Done!"
>You hear a small click as the door to the cage squeaks open
>Twilight lays on her bed, watching you as you stroll into the cage
>The zombie doesn't bite, due to both the muzzle on its mouth and its lower jaw entirely missing
"Here, girl, it's alright."
>You hold your hand out gently, moving slowly towards it
>The zombie moves its dead eyes towards you, and shambles a bit
>The chains binding its hooves clatter around as it moves
>You're perfectly safe, you're only doing this to get the zombie used to you
>This one didn't seem too shy
>You hand pats the top of its head, and you get behind it
>"What are-"
"Shhhh"
>You massage the zombie gently, running your hands over its fleshy bits
>Making sure not to touch the exposed bone and broken skin, lest you tear off more of it
>The zombie relaxes in your grip, and you hear a low moan from it
>The groan vibrates its body a little, and you feel it in your hands
>There was no tail, and you had plenty of room to step behind it
>You move your hands to its flanks, where its cutie mark used to be
>You accidentally press a little hard in anticipation, causing a grunt and green juices to flow out
>Twilight recoils a bit, but you bring you dirtied hand up to your lips
>And take a lick
>It tastes heavenly, like the salty sweet taste of slightly rotted food
>You hear retching as you bring your finger into your lips, running your tongue around it
>The metallic taste of soil adds flavor to the party in your mouth
>"Anon, what are you doing!?"
>You take a few moments, closing your eyes, to savor the taste
>Your finger comes out with a pop
"You wanted to watch, Twilight."
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