> Be me at work
> Coworker who sits on the same floor as me gets up to use the bathroom
> While he is gone, his phone rings. And then rings again.
> About thirty seconds after it rang, he got a text message
> I hear a "Spike, take a letter" come from his cubicle.
> The autism hits me and puts me into a state of disbelief
> He gets another text message. "Spike, take a letter" plays.
> I am trying to keep myself together under this second wave of autism.
> He comes back, checks his phone, puts it on vibrate, and gets back to work.
Of course no one will know what it was except for me. And he will never know that I know.
>>25745664
>be me
no
kill the nigger, he doesn't deserve to live
>>25745823
Thid
How could Equestria defend itself from invading Spanish forces?
>>25745531
A thousand pegasi could fly in circles and send the entire fleet a thousand feet up in the air before crashing down and killing all the invaders.
magic, spain put all its points into craft ship and explore new world. forgot to bring wizards
>>25745531
How to defeat the Spanish in one easy step:
1) Don't be Spanish
![hanukkah_ponies_two_by_pixelkitties-d4jfaq0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nMKq0Du.png "hanukkah ponies two by pixelkitties-d4jfaq0[1]")
>"Happy Hanukkah, darling."
>"Did you forget to wear your kippah?"
>>25745474
Oh vey! I shall buy one right away from the goyim earth ponies.
>>25745474
I'd celebrate with them if they come to the Christmas party.
>tips head
"It's hidden in my glorious jewfro."
>"Mazel Tov!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle
>getting tricked into wasting your life watching a show for little girls because it "appeals to adults"
>>25745228
>Wasting your time shitposting on a board that is so used to shitposting it only affects the really Autistic ones
Pls
>>25745228
Do you like football?
>>25745267
No, why?
Who's the most developed male character?
>>25744650
Trixie.
>>25744650
Scootaloo
>>25744650
Rainbow Blitz.
>"Anon. I have an important task for you, I have to help my forces down in southern Equestria for a few days. Can you look after my niece Nyx while I'm away?"
>>25744454
Moony, dear, please.... stop it. I know it's hard on you, but she's dead.
>>25744454
You named you rock Nyx
...Fukin pones
>>25744528
>NMM having to deal with the loss of a loved one
Green.
Now.
In Our Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDuLqK_LuY
Make This Castle a Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNClSvqqRzQ
I'll Fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFJGmmPx8Rw
Vinyl/Octavia duo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzjOfTSn3_Y
(I know this was an Anderson song but still needs to be included)
Rules of Rarity
https://youtu.be/UKVUWdh3caA
Sisterhood
https://youtu.be/TKH3OiLdkOE
We'll Make Our Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vaYD_0MbMg
The Vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFKXQQ5p3vc
The Pony I Want to Be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4XC0LNR6q4
Light of your Cutie Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_L1tmY3YcQ
The Spectacle
https://youtu.be/bQUWlzmXX3M
I am Just a Pony
https://youtu.be/buuYIBejsuM
Friends Are Always There For You
https://youtu.be/bWGqDAuCNdI
http://strawpoll.me/6248724
>>25744265
>No vote for all of them are shit
You failed OP.
Gonna post best pony in the meantime
It's finally happened, a portal to Equestria has been discovered and every Anon on this board has the chance to enter it. The catch is that anyone who wishes to enter will be put in arena with every other Anon who chose to go into the portal and will have to fight to the death for it. Do you take the bet?
>>25744211
Fight to death but i don't want to kill fellow anons
i want tomercy them
>>25744211
>implying the trick isn't to choose to not fight while in the arena to prove you're worthy of Equestria
>>25744227
Frisk please
In order to enter Equestria you have to beat Spike in a fight to the death. How fucked are you?
>>25744208
I forfeit. I don't want to kill him.
>>25744208
>>25744208
can't beat him with my fists, his skin is to tough
can't be in front of him, 3rd degree burns are no joke
can't wrestle him down, too many claws and his spikes are pointy too
well i do the only thing i can do to defeat spike
>get behind him, find asshole
>stick finger in said asshole
>proceed in making way for you member
>butt rape spike till he is sexually and physically exhausted
>walk through portal
>never talk again about that day
>close your self in your little shack
>drink alone every night
>......
>asking your self if he still remembers this magical time>Rape is magic
Why would anyone make Scootaloo sad?
>>25744012
I like to use this orphan's tears to make anal penetration smoother.
>>25744012
no one wants to well no one but>>25744071
so It was you!
>>25744267
stop posting filly
go to bed
this site is 18+
>no festive pony thread
Let's fix that shall we?
>>25743891
FUCK ME
>>25743891
>who alone on Christmas here?
I am writing my first fanfiction about a human entering equestria. Any ideas?
>>25743873
I have a ton of good ones, but I'm not giving them to you. I have my own autism fic to write one of theses day.
>>25743873
It's Human in Equestria. The idea here is just don't do it.
>>25743873
If you're not shipping the MC with an OC then you're doing it wrong.
trixie can no longer hide her third leg. what should she do?
>>25743795
She's a magician isn't she?
She'll just make it disappear.Inside me.
>>25743804
God damnit i should have known better than to click the spoiler.
>"I'm a what?!"
>>25743729
A CUTE
>>25743729
A CUNT
>>25743729
you're a wizard, glimmer
>"Kin ya believe the nerve the nerve of them dykes over there? Actin' all homo in public. Ah'd give 'em both a right proper lynchin' if Ah wouldn't be arrested..."
>>25743671
GOD DAMN I SURE DO HATE NIGGERS
>>25743671
This made me like AJ just a little more than I already did.
