Pony Butts are the best
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What is it about pony butts that make them so superior to human butts? Is it the tail?
>>25754485
no, it's thedock
>>25754485
Is this a new form of shitposting?
>>25754485
Humans are degenerate
>>25754485
Butts?
>>25754502
I gotta say, that's a pretty good guess
>>25754509
If this is shitposting, i've been doing it wrong for a while now.
bumping butts
Stop right there.
Maybe because they areunreachable
>>25754936
Kill yourself
>>25754936
Ass-worship?
This thread is simply Ass-observing
>>25754485
Obviously the hips m8
>>25754485
bump for butts
that tail nub
flanked!
>>25754485
That is one great horsie tush.
>>25755858
Wow. I could use that ass as a pillow.
>>25754485
Because they are basically big, firm, round thighs, no distinct ass. It allows them to take almost 1/3 of their body without looking unnatural/fat/wide/otherwise ugly. Miracles.
Pony butts are softer and proportionally larger than their human counterparts.
>>25754485
>what makes them so superior?
Lack of pants.This should be obvious.
butr
>>25754513
And only humans think so
Horses have large, prominent butts. They come across as more muscular and thicker than animals like canines, probably attracting more people with ass fetishes.
>>25754502
Agreed. Also, did you know horses like their dock rubbed?
>>25754485
I wanna touch her dock
>>25756959
why is this hot
>>25754485
It's because the "butt" area is actually the back of their thigh, and the back of the thigh is the sexiest part of the leg.
>>25757687
Bump for pony butt science.
it's because horses have the sexy
>>25757433
Because the dock is forbidden.
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>>25754485
It's that everything presents itself from that angle.
And the tail acts to hide precisely as much as it wants to and not a single bit more.
Nice AWG faggots.
Pone butt is best butt
fuuuck this is good
>>25754485
Because human girls suck.
I can still easily be aroused by real like women, and I still am, but for some reason I am just drawn to this when it comes to porn
It's like, when I go out in public I expect the majority, not all, of women to be shit anyways.
When I look at porn I don't want to feel like I am wading through a sea of shit just to get off, when I look at the stuff I look at I don't think about "wow she probably acts like a masculine, butchy bitch" instead I can focus on a made up creature that is nothing but nice, happy, feminine, girly, and just wants to be your friend and fuckbuddy
>>25762705
my god I wish there was more porn of this pony
>>25763140
This, to be honest men turning to cartoon porn and being more attracted to them is in the end women's fault for making themselves so shitty in comparison to simple fictional characters.
>>25762705
Instaboner when I noticed that in the catalog.
