How does Rarity not have a boyfriend?
she's a screamer
She's saving herself for me.
>>25788206
Because there are only like 4 stallions in Ponyville and the place is waifu central.
Any one remember the /war/ threads? It started with a prompt like ">"Anon, I don't know if I should ask this of you..." cant remember the full prompt.
I'm looking for a HFY fix and I feel that re-reading the pastebins will do that.
Any stories outside pony would be good too.
>>25787342
i look like i give a fuck?
>>25787355
Is this a new meme?
>>25787366
no, i just don't give a fuck
One of you was over at /fit/ and asked for a dash story but janitor got it pretty quick.
Rd and flitter ask you to go to the gym with them.
>rd immediately challeges you too a bench press competition.
>flitter starts doing some yoga type stuff.
>rd starts putting two plates on the bar "this is going to be awesome huh anon"
>she lays down and you walk over to spot her.
>your having a hard time paying attention
>flitter is stretching glutes, u-unf.
>you help unrack the weight for dash and continue to stare at flitter.
>looking down you notice dash is struggling
>her voice cracks as she finally asks you for help.
>while grabbing the bar you touch her chest tuft.
>dash sits up "thanks anon, I guess it's your turn.
>you are already sweating bullets and you haven't even touched a weight.
>using the power of spaghetti you manage 4 reps, 2 more then dash.
>she is clearly impressed
>flitter, still streching, looks over and giggles at you "hey anon, can you help me stretch"?
>you agree, and decline further competions with rd.
>end up fucking flitter in the lockeroom
>grabing by the wings thrust with all your might, treating her like your little whorse.
>and this is all BEFORE she popped her magic futa pill.
dash leaves while you were gone, remaining the innocent kissless virgin you know and love.
short, but this erects my attention
>>25786076
why would you ask for that on /fit/
>>25786967
Cause /fit/ loves rd.
![1045604__safe_solo_wallpaper_night_snow_roseluck_window_hearth's+warming+eve_mistletoe_fireplace[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QLT69xe.jpg "1045604 safe solo wallpaper night snow roseluck window hearth's+warming+eve mistletoe fireplace[1]")
I said I was gonna make a fully rendered picture, and so I did.
Happy Holidays everyone!
>>25786068
>>25786068
Damn dude that came out nice
>>25786079
Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEYNb0d9e3w
You know the drill
claim your horse before someone else, you need to say "that's my horse" with the image of your horse or else it doesn't count, you can try stealing someone else's horse by replying to him with the same thing, but you need to get dubs, if you get trips, your horse is stolen by Flash Sentry and you can only bring it back by getting dubs, if quads, your horse is yours and can't be stolen anymore
GO!
>>25785797
Hey guys, you know Spitfire?
That's my horse.
That's my horse
>>25785797
thats my horse
Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Go!
Your mom. In this very same order.
>>25785265
Marry Maud
HATE FUCK THAT CUNT OF LIMESTONE
Kill Marble, bitch is some kind Fluttershy 2.0 and fuck Mac
>>25785265
>Fuck
Limestone
>Marry
Maud
>Kill
You
RED ALERT READ ALERT, A CANIDATE FOR PRESIDENT JUST SAID "it's just like a purple unicorn it doesn't exist." SHIT POST YOUR TWILIGHTS, FUCKING MERCY DEPENDS ON IT!!!
FUCK WHO SAID IT
>tfw this is bait?
>>25781397
I came here immediately after haering it becausr I know some horsefucker would comment on it.
>>25781442
FUCKING TED CRUZ!!
>"That'll be $24.85, plus tip"
>>25779114
>tipping at all
americans are fucking pathetic
>>25779126
>Literally Jewish
>>25779126
until waiters unionize, its gonna stay
>you hear a knock on the door with your ears
>you open the door with your hands
>you see this with your eyes
>>wat do
close the dor
or maybe give her money for the bus at most
>>25776934
>fuck with dick
>>25776934
Are we getting another Fash-anon X Rarity?
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>>25685282
Not sure if anyone needs the poll for my story yet, but here it is if you don't have it.
I'm closing the poll when I start writing the next update, so either tonight or tomorroweven though it's pretty clear what the popular vote is
>>25693531
>That dirty looking asshole area.
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>>25617599
>Lesbians
They're just heterosexual life partners :^)
>>25617631
Of course : ^)
Also,new thread smell
bumo
Friendship is Magic #37 is storytimed here!
>>25782675
Rarity's efforts have really been paying off for her of late. Her friendship with Twilight Sparkle has surely helped her with connections, but it was never the reason she'd made her acquaintance. It's just a happy coincidence - Rarity never fails to use what advantages she's found to secure her standing in the fashion and social scene. And now with managing a successful outlet in Canterlot and assisting two of the top pop stars of Equestria, where does she go from here? What sorts of generous ambitions does she have in mind for the future?
>>25783898
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
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fart fart fart faaart
Pony, Poni or Pone?
>>25791220
Yes please
>>25791220
Poneh
>>25791220
hoers
>clopfic
>they talks like one of those fancy rich family with advance vocabulary
>>25789781
Wait, so...are you complaining about it?
>i like girls
>lavender girl says "hey"
''ayy let us go to my place to relax''
>go to your place
>you undress
>she undress
>penis in penis out
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
>moan
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
"wow you're really good at this lavender girl!"
>penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out penis in penis out
>sperm
"wow''
>>25790251
fucking beautiful
![pinkie_pie_sad_by_iks83-d4rx9by[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2OCvf7X.gif "pinkie pie sad by iks83-d4rx9by[1]")
>"I wish you could be happy, anon."
>>25789632
Me too, Ponk. Me too.
>>25789632
but if im happy then who will be sad
