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I love poniesplatonically
>>25797265
here, have some Luna
>>25797268
thank you, kind anon
>>25797265
Muh nigga! Ponies not for sexual, only cuddles and love!
>"Oh! Anon! Hehe, what are you doing...uhm, good evening!"
>"Where am I going? No where!"
>"I know it's the middle of the night, bu-"
>"I need my back pack for..."
>"Uhm...listen, Anon, I'm just...going home. Okay?"
>"I'm finally going home."
>"Yeah..."
>"I'll,...
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>>25767711
>"Wait! Take me with you! I want to have sexual intercourse with talking horses!"
>>25767711
Such a sad story.At least here you had friends.
>>25767711
PLEASE! TAKE ME WITH YOU
Old threads
>#1 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24981509/
>#2 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25037569/
>#3 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25101020/
>#4 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25209480/
>#5 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25307011
>#6 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25478766
>#7 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25568958
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>25712998
>You pick off the straggling Parasprites by slamming down with your hooves.
>It's a bit messy, but it works for the first two.
>That's before you hear something behind you.
>Animalistic grunts come from a large black bear, as it eats one of the parasprite bodies.
>Nothing can ever be easy, can it?
>Spark...
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>>25715896
It can't fly so get it's attention and keep stay out of striking range until Spark notices.
>>25715896
Get in the air and try giving it the special eyes.
reminder
>>25801045
I know. My tulpa and I say we love each other every day.
true but...
>>25801045
>>25801067
>>25801094
>"I'm sorry darling but business hour are over. You can stop by tomorrow if you'd like?"
"Okay"
>turn around and go home
Oh, okay then.
See you tomorow.
This is Penka the perfect pony.
>>25800829
More like Ponka the Piece of Poo
>Annoying
>Useless
>Ugly
>perfect
>>25800840
>ugly
Are you high, or do you just not like pone sexually?
Trevor Phillips goes to Equestria. What happens?
>>25800651
A lot of ponies die. The end.
Nothing. Die.
>>25800651
buy a shark card
>cutie mark crusaders get out of my way
They are clearly not in her way. In fact, they are directly behind her.
This is why the show is shit now.
>>25800148
Wanna know what else is shit?
Your social life.
>>25800160
nice projection
>>25800160
nice projection
>lol Applejack said fuck
Why do people like this garbage?
>>25799852
Which garbage? Pony.mov? I justwatched it out of boredom and morbid curiosity.
The tumblr story was better though.
>>25799852
You know, I may be a pleb, but sometimes randumb is just funny.
>>25799852
>mlfw
You tell me, chief.
What kind of bullshit do you think Celestia deals with off screen?
>>25799644
Mostly bureaucratic shit.
>>25799644
Probably a meeting of the minds at some giant round table bullshit.
>>25799644
How in Equestria is she going to eat all of those burritos?
![shine_like_rainbows_by_lightningdust101-d85k8rf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4yB3bEG.png "shine_like_rainbows_by_lightningdust101-d85k8rf[1].png")
What is the best song from the show/movies, and why is it Shine Like Rainbows?
>>25799517
>EqG
>>25799517
It's impossible to say. There's just too many great ones. Shine Like Rainbows is awesome, but probably not even in my top 20.
Under Our Spell
Such a problematic and distasteful pony. Her fans are a disgrace.
>>25799464
>problematic
You're lost
>>>/tumblr
>>25799464
>Problematic.
No but she is annoying I'll give you that.
ITT post Derpy
>Why don't you want to come inside me anon?
>>25799452
You're not getting my life essence, cement demon.
>>25799452
I'm not in Miss Frizzle's class anymore.
>>25799452
i don´t collect STDs
Who would Rarity react to Spike doing this?
>>25799152
huh?
>>25799152
Presumably Spike
She would instantly cum.
pain of pones not being reals hurts more than the pleasure i get from the said pones... what do
>>25798988
You make them real.
Also check 'em.
>>25798988
accept fait and be all depressing about it
>>25798988
I never had that feeling. What's it like?
