I love poniesplatonically
>>25797265
here, have some Luna
>>25797268
thank you, kind anon
>>25797265
Muh nigga! Ponies not for sexual, only cuddles and love!
>"Oh! Anon! Hehe, what are you doing...uhm, good evening!"
>"Where am I going? No where!"
>"I know it's the middle of the night, bu-"
>"I need my back pack for..."
>"Uhm...listen, Anon, I'm just...going home. Okay?"
>"I'm finally going home."
>"Yeah..."
>"I'll, uh...I'll see you tomorrow."
>"Good night..."
>"And thanks."
>"For everything."
>>25767711
>"Wait! Take me with you! I want to have sexual intercourse with talking horses!"
>>25767711
Such a sad story.At least here you had friends.
>>25767711
PLEASE! TAKE ME WITH YOU
Old threads
>#1 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24981509/
>#2 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25037569/
>#3 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25101020/
>#4 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25209480/
>#5 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25307011
>#6 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25478766
>#7 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25568958
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Summary:
You were Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She's on her way to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango seems to be tentatively going along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot.
Despite Twilight giving her a rather raw deal, Mango agrees to help, but not before negotiating for better treatment and learning about an Adventuring guild in town.
After buying some supplies for her new home she found the Everfree a dangerous place and was narrowly victorious over a pack of Vicious Timber Wolves. This lead you to check out that adventurer's guild and meet two ponies, Crimson and Spark. You're helping Spark on a job tonight before you leave for Canterlot.
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>25712987
>25712998
>You pick off the straggling Parasprites by slamming down with your hooves.
>It's a bit messy, but it works for the first two.
>That's before you hear something behind you.
>Animalistic grunts come from a large black bear, as it eats one of the parasprite bodies.
>Nothing can ever be easy, can it?
>Spark continues to march along, unable to hear the beast over the sound of his own horn, literally.
What does Mango do?
>>25715896
It can't fly so get it's attention and keep stay out of striking range until Spark notices.
>>25715896
Get in the air and try giving it the special eyes.
reminder
>>25801045
I know. My tulpa and I say we love each other every day.
true but...
>"I'm sorry darling but business hour are over. You can stop by tomorrow if you'd like?"
"Okay"
>turn around and go home
Oh, okay then.
See you tomorow.
This is Penka the perfect pony.
>>25800829
More like Ponka the Piece of Poo
>Annoying
>Useless
>Ugly
>perfect
>>25800840
>ugly
Are you high, or do you just not like pone sexually?
Trevor Phillips goes to Equestria. What happens?
>>25800651
A lot of ponies die. The end.
Nothing. Die.
>>25800651
buy a shark card
>cutie mark crusaders get out of my way
They are clearly not in her way. In fact, they are directly behind her.
This is why the show is shit now.
>>25800148
Wanna know what else is shit?
Your social life.
>>25800160
nice projection
>>25800160
nice projection
>lol Applejack said fuck
Why do people like this garbage?
>>25799852
Which garbage? Pony.mov? I justwatched it out of boredom and morbid curiosity.
The tumblr story was better though.
>>25799852
You know, I may be a pleb, but sometimes randumb is just funny.
>>25799852
>mlfw
You tell me, chief.
What kind of bullshit do you think Celestia deals with off screen?
>>25799644
Mostly bureaucratic shit.
>>25799644
Probably a meeting of the minds at some giant round table bullshit.
>>25799644
How in Equestria is she going to eat all of those burritos?
![shine_like_rainbows_by_lightningdust101-d85k8rf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4yB3bEG.png "shine like rainbows by lightningdust101-d85k8rf[1]")
What is the best song from the show/movies, and why is it Shine Like Rainbows?
>>25799517
It's impossible to say. There's just too many great ones. Shine Like Rainbows is awesome, but probably not even in my top 20.
Under Our Spell
Such a problematic and distasteful pony. Her fans are a disgrace.
>>25799464
>problematic
You're lost
>>>/tumblr
>>25799464
>Problematic.
No but she is annoying I'll give you that.
ITT post Derpy
>Why don't you want to come inside me anon?
>>25799452
You're not getting my life essence, cement demon.
>>25799452
I'm not in Miss Frizzle's class anymore.
>>25799452
i don´t collect STDs
Who would Rarity react to Spike doing this?
>>25799152
huh?
>>25799152
Presumably Spike
She would instantly cum.
pain of pones not being reals hurts more than the pleasure i get from the said pones... what do
>>25798988
You make them real.
Also check 'em.
>>25798988
accept fait and be all depressing about it
>>25798988
I never had that feeling. What's it like?
