http://store.steampowered.com/app/420680/
Do you think this program could be adapted for pony ?
>>25792047
If anything don't have it on steam. Can't modify shit without them flipping their collective shit.
>>25792070
Really?
A new age a furfaggotry is to descend upon us.
My brother tried to kill himself the third time. Can I get a thread with cute ponies?
>>25791869
Please go and join him in his attempts.
>third time
>You are being watched.
>The Canterlot Council has a system, a secret spell that it uses to spy on you, every hour of every day.
>I should know, I created it.
>I built the spell to detect acts of disharmony, but it sees everything.
>Acts committed by regular ponies, ponies that the Council considers irrelevant.
>We don't.
>Together, myself and a group of highly trained individuals work along with the spell to stop crimes before they occur.
>You will never find us, but earth pony, unicorn, or pegasus, if your number's up...
>We'll find you.
I'll be keeping this going as long as I can, feedback is welcome.
>>25791706
>Cutie mark is not spy's mask
>>25791706
>Minority report with ponies
>Tell All sat at his desk, musing over the small note that had popped in on his desk.
>All it had on it was a Cutie Mark, as usual.
>This time, the mark was a group of three diamonds, surprisingly ambiguous for a Cutie Mark.
>"Got a new assignment for me, Birdie?"
>Tell All rolled his eyes, spinning around in his chair.
"I believe I requested you not call me that, Mr. Lite."
>The larger earth pony chuckled, then leaned over his associate's desk.
>"Well, do you?"
>Tell All sighed, then slid the paper over to Elite.
>"Oh, going after Ms. Rarity, are we?"
>Tell All raised an eyebrow.
"How exactly could you know that?"
>Elite dusted off his suit jacket as he turned around and walked out, yelling over his shoulder as he went.
>"Who did you think made my suits? I thought you knew everything, Birdie."
>I don't think I'm ready Anon..
"Clearly. The movie starts in like 15 minutes and you're prancing around in your fucking underwear. Hurry the hell up and get ready!"
>>25791595
/thread.But seriously, having a chick say this at that point in time is so fucking frustrating.
>>25791524
J-Jesus, of course you're not ready! Get dressed!
Maybe you guys should use the thread next time
Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHITThat means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed
Tea party along with hot coco and cookies
Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)
http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)
http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women
You could have at least changed the image
>>25656331
It's the onlysfwTrap image worth a damn really, aside from this one
Why the fuck did you guys let the last thread die?
Archive http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/11-54/23316602#navbar
11-54 is the story of a filly exploring a strange facility filled with hostile creatures and unstable architecture.
You've gone quite a ways in the last few days but as it stands, your journey is not over.
So far you were born into this facility from mysterious tubes that litter the building. You've managed to die twice, only to be re-born from the tubes. Along the way you met a pony who is your clone, who is much older than you, and remembers the facility before if fell into disrepair. Your older clone who you've named Spearmint told you about the mental conditioning program that the facility used to run, which left her a bit of a psychological mess. There are various hostile artificial organisms created by the facility that lurk the halls. You are also being hunted by the automated security who seeks to contain the artificial organisms. Along the way you've also meet an investigative reporter by the Name of Photo Bomb who was in a helicopter that crashed into the building. Upon meeting the reporter you choose to name yourself Peppermint
Right now, a prototype bio-computer named Apollo has locked you in his laboratory and last requested you tell him what you read on his terminal.
What will you do now?
Come on in to the 11-54 CYOA and help this filly and her companions avoid death.
Current items
-crowbar(hanging in the flak jacket)
-box of .22 LR (left pocket)
-roll of gauze (left pocket)
-Revolver[5shots](right pocket)
-rubbing alcohol (stuffed in the flak jacket)
-4 Mysterious sealed brown plastic bags (stuffed in the flak jacket) [Something is inside them]
Spearmint has:
-Scalpel (right pocket)
-roll of gauze(right pocket)
-2 Extra .308 magazines (left pocket) one empty
-.308 rifle(strapped on)
-First-aid kit [partially used]
Photo Bomb has:
- crank powered radio/flashlight combo.
The room has a water line and a couple gas lines under the sink. There are two metal doors, both held shut by Apollo, as well as a sliding glass door that Photobomb just broke, that Apollo can control the operation of. making the broken glass leftover on the door a dangerous weapon at Apollo's disposal if you choose to pass through. Power to the outlets has been shut off.
>Photo Bomb holds her rear leg foreword inhaling between her gritted teeth.
"Why did you do that!?"
>"I'm trying to escape because I'm not going to let some social retard and a suicidal child get me killed!"
"Look, Photo, we're going to be..."
>Before you finish your sentence you begin to shiver as the temperature continues to drop. Your sweat from when the temperature increased begins to chill your body. As you take your environmental situation in, you notice that you're beginning to see Photo Bomb's breath.
>Spearmint is just starring at the two of you with wide confused eyes.
What do you do?
>>25791328
Tell photo bomb to give you her leg, use some gauze on it.
Stick your crowbar in the glass door and clear all the glass. use the end that DOESN'T curve.
>>25791328
Toss PB some gauze and ask Apollo what the fuck he's doing.
What do little ponies dream about when they take a little pony snooze?
>>25791214
Luna, mostly.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over their heads.
Being the little girl, of course. :^)
Sometimes they have nightmares about overgrown neckbeard manchildren masturbating to them in a hot mess of semen, snot, and Doritos, but it doesn't happen often
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>"You're really bad at sex. You should consider never having sex again."
y-you too
>>25790443
Joke's on you.Masturbation isn't sex ;_;
>>25790443
"You're really bad at small talk. You should consider never talking again."
>"Are you sexually active?"
>>25789872
With myself.
>>25789872
I am now
>rapes
no.
I wouldn't think twice
I'd think thrice.
>>25789803
can't drink ice
>>25789803
I would. Her eyeball is green.
>"Oh..*sniff* Hey Anon..."
>"What? No, I'm fine."
>*Sniff*
>"You know me. I'm always alright."
>"It's nothing, really. Just...need to get over it, is all."
>"Fine. It's...sometimes the other students still...you know."
>"And I've..."
>*sniff*
>"I've tried really hard since then...I really have."
>"But they still...they still..."
>"Anon...do you think...am I a good person?"
>>25788963
>Of course not, Sunset!
>You're a shit waifu and a shit person!
>>25788963
Sunset, you turned into some kind of pony goddess through the power of friendship. If that isn't indicative of how good you are, then those fucktards need to get their heads out of their own asses and stop eating their own shit.
If you weren't a good person, I wouldn't have a 2tb hard drive dedicated to pictures of you now would I?
>Hey Anon, you ready to clean me after my workout?
>>25787850
Sure autismfast, let me just get a bucket of bleach and some steel wool.
>>25787850
that's my fetish
>Want a kiss, handsome?
>>25787456
I would love to, but I don't kiss dykes.
>>25787456
>Sadie's Song
no thanks
>>25787456
I know that's you Big Mac, you fag
Suddenly you are a pony and starlight glimmer is next to you what do
Kill, remove horn, sell powder to Chinamen as aphrodisiac.
>>25787103
That's my anon'.
>>25787098
I ask Glimmer why did she make me her daughter
>"What do you want for Christmas, nonny?"
>>25786494
A ticket to Equestria.
A sense of purpose and to not die alone
>>25786494
Happiness.
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