Welp
Apple Bloom x Scoots
Or Sweetie Belle x Scoots
Whoever gets most votes in the next 18 minutes
gets a greentext fanfic
Nyx and Spike = Nike
>>25810685
At least amke a poll so I can rig it
Pumpkin Cake x Sweetie Belle
>Try me, bitch!
Nah
>>25810077
Hmm...a little salty. Try eating some pineapple.
>>25810077
whoa you got dubs on yo side
I'll start by posting mine
>>25810005
>background pony waifu
>>25810005
Lamia pony would be muh waifuif she wasn't a fucking futa
>>25810005
Congratulations! you finally got to Equestria!
but, there's a little problem.... you got back 20 years before the MLP: FIM timeline! and your portal-time machine is mcfucking broken!! you left the parts back in your garage! how will you get back to 2010's equestria?
list of avaible ponies of this timeline (invent moar or add moar)
-Cheerilee
-Cadence
-Twilight Velvet
-Night Light
-Shining Armor
-Aunt Orange
-Mosely Orange
-Carrot Cake
-Dazzle Cake
-Igneous Rock
-Cloudy Quartz
-Aunt Applesauce
-Apple Rose
-Goldie Delicious
>>25809920
available*
>>25809920
It's not gonna happen, kid. Nice effort, though.
>>25809920
I find and impregnate Twilight Velvet
Why Starlight Glimmer is so much worse than Sunset?
>>25809751
It is known.
She's a glib facsimile of Sunset
>>25809751
That evil face on new look Sunset expands my dong...
get hype
>>25809646
OP is at it again...
>>25809646
Get sniped.
>"Anon I need your help"
>"The balls are inert"
>>25809130
I'm not a fucking gynecologist for dragons
>>25809130
Nigga youse a bitch
Sad for you.
Seriously pone porn is so much better when you have one of these things warmed and lubed up rather than your shitty hand.
>>25809109
Because give me money for any of those, you fucking smarthead
>>25809109
>Not using a real horse while imagining that it's your waifu
Why are you so boring, Anon?
>>25809134
Stop being suck a fucking poor fag and save the 60 dollars needed for one
Dont eat out 3 times and bam, or dont buy a new vidya, or whatever
Gotta get your priorities straight
Also get a heating pad to warm it up which you can get for like 15 dollars so I guess its 75, boo hoo
>>25809148
Trying to find horses to fuck is hard man they aren't out in the open during the late fall and winter and its hard finding where they are hidden and then getting into their contained areas
Was gonna try to do it last night but my fucking people I live with wouldnt stop questioning me about where I was going so late at night and I couldnt get the tools I needed without them seeing so I had to postpone it for a bit
What's it like to suddenly have a great, big pony ass?
>>25808924
Gee I don't know let me turn into a pony real quick to see how it feels... Oh wait I can't do that. Darn.
>>25808924
Probably rather surprising.
But I'm just speculating here.
>>25808924
Why are you doing this to me?
>"Anonymous, how THE FUCK did you manage to impregnate ME and 47 OTHER MARES?"
>>25808576
The balls are inert.
>>25808576
just how i roll babe
>>25808576
>Implying I would be a man whore in Equestria
You are talking to the wrong anon.
By Dr. Anon
Every Fag Down in 4chan Liked Waifus a lot...
But the Flash, Who lived two clicks from 4chan, Did NOT!
The Flash hated Waifus! The whole Waifu scheme!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows it seems.
It could be his ass wasn't screwed with just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his balls were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His dick or his bag,
He stood there as they fapped, hating the Fags,
Staring down at his screen with a frown, cross and bored,
At the warm lighted shitposts below on their board.
For he knew every Fag down in 4chan ahead,
Was busy now, posting a cherilee thread.
"And they're shipping their waifus!" he snarled with a swear,
"Anon comes tomorrow! He's practically there!"
Then he growled, with his Flash fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Anon from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Fag girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush to jack it!
And then! Oh, the shit! Oh, the Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
That's one thing he hated! The SHIT!
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Who is stronger, /mlp/?
Every thread deserves a reply :^)
>>25808111
my dick
>>25808111
maud pie
because the other pony is edgy
>That writefag that received a freegame to continue his awesome writing
>He never came back after that gift
>That writefag who starts a story, then immediately says "Well, it's getting late, I'll continue tomorrow if the thread is still up."
>That writefag that ruins the story by unnecessary smut scene with cliche dialogue.
>Check older writefag pastebin.
>Find an interesting story.
>Finish reading part #, story just getting good.
>Return to writefag's pastebin.
>Last entry was twenty years ago.
>Read incomplete fanfic
>By the time I'm done there will be a new chapter
>Leave comment about when to expect an update
>Author reply with a "I got a lot more planned and will update within the following weeks"
>That was literally months ago
>>25807956
Are you stuck in time?
>>25807956
>he's making a list
>before christmas
....Santa?
>>25807956
Dumb sans poster
Best pone is best pone.
>"I'll teach you to call me ugly you fat mutant green mary sue!"
>>25807360
>mary sue
Oh, the irony.
>>25807360
"How dare little ugly pony insult Supermutant like that!"
>>25807360
How about some
>Rape
instead?
