Should the males get more development?
>>25817904
Should Op stop making the same shit thread? Yes, imo
The males should go back to the fields
>>25817904
Alright, who let OP out of the penis dungeon again?
Ponies love someone who can cook
Whats the last think you cooked and would she be impressed?
spaghetti with ketchup
no
>>25817812
Well, I cook a lot of "thinks". Especially when I'm in shower.
But pone better not to know what it is exactly. She wouldn't like it.
>>25817812
>microwave pizza
>they'd probably pitty me for I cannot cook at all
Page 2, natch.
Summary: You are Etherbreeze, daughter of the Clearsky family. They're a highly influential noble family, with airstates and estates throughout Equestria. Two weeks ago you inherited your birthright and took control of the family's airstates in the hayseed region. You are getting ready for a clandestine meeting in Canterlot. Oh, you're a unicorn by the way.
Other things:
> Your aide, the married stallion Paperblool, is a Night-pact
> Some fucking obnoxious pegasus bothered you as usual on your gondola ride to your mansion.
>You have a dark secret
> Other nobles tried to trick you into making a fool of yourself with fake complaints. You caught the ploy, but failed to identify who was behind it.
>>25817609
Do we have some free time? I want to explore the estate
>>25812857
>>25812958
This is true, normally is barely visible, the drawings have just made them contrast for the sake of simpler coloring.
Magical Tattoos are incredibly rare, and most ponies could go their entirely life without ever seeing one.
They're used by...
> Ponies who have been damaged magical to the point where they need grafts (aka, some how their own magic got wrecked to the point that they need the tattoos to patch up the damage because it is too terrible to heal on its own).
> Instances where the inconvenience of not having a spell at all times is worth the inherent risks of getting the enchantment.
> Criminals and others who want to get an edge over others. People like this tend to become addicted to the rush of power they get from a new enchantment, and those that don't die from complications can become dangerous.
The biggest factor for tack of use is that its is very hard to find someone who can do the enchanting process. Criminal use though is extremely rare; its hard enough to find someone who CAN do it, finding one who would help someone who was clearly a danger to themselves or others is even harder. Those that do cater to criminals and other dangerous individuals are dealt with harshly (and sometimes permanently. The famous case of Inkriver vs Equestria was the first time cutie-mark removal was used as a form of punishment in a non-insanity non-ponyslaughter case).
>>25817623
Yea, you have two days before you absolutely HAVE to leave for Canterlot.
>>25817670
Deeplore:
twenty three years ago, there was a Unicorn named Ink River.
> Ink River found her talent in Magical Theory, specifically that of spell circles and geometric magic.
> One day she learned of the esoteric art of Tattoo Enchanting.
> She was hooked, she loved the challenging, complex, and powerful nature that form of magic.
> Putting herself under the wing of a more masterful artisan, she learned the secrets.
> Eventually she surpassed her master and struck off on her own.
> She moved to Appleoosa and opened a spellshop, using the money to continue to refine and occasionally practice her tattoos.
> However, she could only push the limits so far by making 'theoretical' designs ,
> So she got some more vibrant mediums to work with: orphans.
> Specifically, orphans that were too old to realistically be adopted.
> These unwanted wards of the state usually ended up as farm or ranch hands, transients who wandered place to place looking for jobs.
> These vagrant fillies, she abducted and began practicing.
> Sometimes she would try old spells with new styles.
> Other times she'd try to do unusual spells just to see what the effect would be (What does a fireball spell do when it's perpetually running in someone's innate magic?)
> As time went on her explorations became more twisted.
> Can dark magic be used in Tattoo magic?
> What if you made an inverse design to cancel out all of a pony's innate magic?
> What if you made a design to copy a pony's inate magic, would it double?
> What if you cancelled out a pegasus' innate magic, and then put a rough copy of an earth pony's on top of it?
>Anon! Glad you're here! Would you be so kind as to rub your magical AIDS frog on my clit nose to make it go away?
>>25817501
>magical AIDS frog
QUICK, COME UP WITH THE MOST AUTISTIC HEADCANON/PREDICTION YOU CAN THINK OF
OP sucks a dick.
Celestia dyes her hair
>>25816692
Cadence is Luna's child!
How quotable is FiM?
>>25815340
Very.
>FOREVERRRRRR
>mmm, juicy
It needs to be about 20% more quotable.
Please kill me.
>>25815340
Not very, hardly any make sense out of context
>pro
You get to be with your waifu/husbando
>con
You're in a crossover AU of the last movie/tv show you watched
how fucked are you, /mlp/?
>>25814612
Mad Men. So basically I'm trapped in the 1960s version of the RGRE thread.
I'm okay with this.
>>25814612
>Citizen Kane
As long as I'm not Kane I'm fine.But considering my luck I will be and lose two wiafu's consecutively.
Ant-Man, and I'm the only man. So I'm Ant-Man!
A thread for all your Lilith needs
>>25814579
>>25814579
Lilith is the toppest of chubs
>>25814610
That she is Anon
...they ban suddenly all Anon/Human related content here?
Basically no more HumanXpone.
Kill or not kill?
>>25813983
Honestly do you care? Like seriously? I know you're trying to start up discussion, but we've had this subject so many fucking times it's like looking at the same rerun over and over for 5 years
>>25813983
>This shit again
The autism is filling my lungs!!!!!!!!ahahahhahahahahahuzjwjsjsndjxjxkjdiwurhehshsbxnsissjanabagFwvvavsvgdggshsvwgvs
It was a day before christmas
daring do was resting after rape anon 5 times, brutally damaging his anus forever
she look at the window, and though "does ever santa had a present?"
anon would reply, but when he has butthurt, he shitpost on 4chan
daring do, beign a writer, decided to read some xmas stories
she found out that santa never had a gift on christmas, so, with conviction, had one thing in mind: give santa the gift of fuck her right in the pussy.
she grab some maps, a dragon dildo, bottled cum, spaghetti, doritos mountain dew, hentai books, and partake in the biggest christmas adventure
>DARING DO AND THE SEARCH OF SANTA
Just like the other Books, anons create the story. Lets create an amazing book where you guys go and do what you want. Not like all the shitty CYOA where I decide.
One more thing Try to follow the story. We need lots of really shitty content but we need to have a pace for this book.
Now lets create this fucking book
>>25812639
before Daring leaves she packs a few extra dildos just in case. She travels out side in the snow to begin her journey
>>25813010
She then begins to eat snow until she's too bloated to move
>>25812639
Still willing to put a cover together if the project pans out; would be happy to incorporate whatever the drawfag who did the image in the OP winds up coming up with.
>"Do you want to join me in the shower, Anon?"
>>25811283
no i don't want to get my suit wet.
>>25811312
you heathen
>>25811283
>Humanized ponies
>"Sunset! You don't have to do this!"
>"You've Forced me anon. We could have done this together but you had to go with the rebel scum."
>"Listen I know your life has had some ups and downs but you can still join the light side and join us!"
>"Ups and downs....UPS AND DOWNS!!!! YOU FUCKING THINK AFTER I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE WITH THAT DAMN MASTER CELESTIA ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! 10 FUCKING YEARS ANON! 10 DAMN YEARS WASTED!"
>"Sunset I know your in there some where, the kind of sunset who is forgiving, not the dark side of her...."
>"DO YOU THINK THIS IS UNDERTALE?!? IM NOT ACCEPTING YOUR APOLOGY I PRACTICE TO BE A JEDI FOR THE LONGEST TIME! And then a damn farm boy comes and takes my spot."
>"Sunse..."
>NO! PLAYTIME IS OVER I USED TO THINK FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC BUT NO, MY CLOSEST FRIEND TOOK ANOTHER LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE AWAY FOR THE SECOND TIME! And now it's time to prove your worth."
Well /mlp/ look like she turned on us.
Fight with a lightsaber or Try to convince her with the saddest story of your life. Good luck.
>>25806856
lol ur not canon
>>25806856
I give up.
>>25806856
Ayy imao Sunshit, she choosed me because I'm better than you, now be a dear and avoid me the task of cutting all your limbs.
Your waifu_______
>>25805328Luna________
>>25805328_a_shit_
> "A-Anon!"
> "This.. do you have any idea of what you have done?"
> "It's incredible! A truly revolutionary concept!"
> "The nutritional value, the portability! This is incredible, how in the hay could we have lived so long without this-"
> "For fuck's sake, Twilight. It's only a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
ITT: ponies go batshit crazy about mundane human stuff.
>>25803844
Why do people insist on making the ponies brain dead retards when a human is involved?
>>25803886
because they want to feel special in some way
> "WHAAAA-? "
> "THEY LOOK SO PERFECT!
> "NONNY! WHAT KIND OF SOCERY IS THIS?"
> "I just used a straw to remove the strawberry stems."
>"I miss vanilla sex."
>>25797876
I'll help you out. Any kind of sex is new to me.
>>25797876
I perfer strawberry sex.
>>25797876
>"It's all fetishes nowadays"
