I want to stick my head in GlimGlim's sweet ponut, and live there for the rest of my life, feeding off her shit and farts. she would be cumming forever as i lick around trying to ingest as much nutrients as possible in order to survive.
>>25819302
>shimmerfag's attempt at false flagging
Pathetic
>>25819318
>glimmerfags attempt at falseflagging a shimmerfag
Pathetic
Also, i would like to have both my feet inside rarity, and rainbowdashes marehood whilst my head penetrates glimglim. and have my hands cuffed to two walls that will slowly come together and crush us all to death. i can almost feel the immense orgasm as my bones shatter and my organs explode while we turn into pony crepes
>You must lead the people now, my good friend, Anonymos!
>>25819107
Sunset, you're in high school. I think the Math Olympics team will be fine.
>>25819338
y'aint shit, kid. can't express yourself. just repeating the same one pic. cause it's safe. like your stinky room. wouldn't wanna take a chance on a full sentence! make something of your crap self before it's too late, loser. you're stagnating.
>"hey Anon"
>>25818964
Nazi whore.
>>25818987
Woah. I did nazi that coming
>>25819007
>funnyjunk filename
>carlos cancer
Anyone else notice Rarity making fetish accessories on that mannequin? Rarity is wierd.
Fluttershy commissioned them. She and Discord get really wild
>>25818948
You could even saychaotic
>>25818914
when designers toss the second loop on the halter infront of the ears i want to smack someone.
I want to pet a poni
>>25818828
You will never pet a pony
>>25818828
I want to get pet by a poni
>>25818828
Cadence caught you two.
What do you say?
>Anon, don't do that thing.
>>25818645
Yes
>>25818645
Give me a reason to stop
>>25818645
>does the thing
Why dont you name your kid like these wonderful parents anon?
>>25818641
Good thing most first world countries have laws against shit names
>>25818641
>pinkamena zecora smith
I would legitimately kill myself if I was ever named something from a fucking pony television show.
>>25818641
why dont you link that shit so i can chew the fucker out.
At least he's a leader
>>25818560
why is this on /mlp/
>>25818560
>at least he's a leader
>Trumposting is leaking onto /mlp/ now
Cool.
>"You dare address your mother in such a fashion?!"
>>25818546
"C'mon, I saw you staring at my goods. You want a piece of me, huh? A little try before you buy? C'mere bitch! Stand and deliver!"
>>25818546
>All you did was call her 'mom' instead of 'mother'.
>>25818546
"But Auntie, she was saying that she gives better kisses than you!"
>"Oh, Anon. You're so unhappy."
>"I know you've been hurting for so long, Sweetheart, but it's going to be okay."
>"It will pass."
>"And I'll be here with you until it does."
>>25818525
Any other time this prompt would work, but. Why the fuck are you so tan? You're already fucking orange. How did you even manage a tan you orange fuck?!
>>25818525
I've got alcohol, so I'm not unhappyfor the moment.
>>25818525
>then Anon wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream
>tfw
Pinkie
>>25818417
damn ponk
>captcha: pankeks
MAXIMUM PONKA
>>25818448
lets get some pussy tonight
[insert rekt remark here]
>>25818408
Going balls deep
>>25818408
You should consider that you ought to have checkt yourself before youShrektyourself. Because now,it's all ogre.
>>25818505
dayum
>"Are you, coming to bed soon? You know I can't get to sleep without you sleeping by my side.."
"Come on, I got stuff I'm working on, and I'm not even tired, just go do something till I'm done."
>"But I feel loooonely.."
>This is Starlight Glimmer, at first she seemed like the catch of the day.
>A pretty in pink mare with a sexy voice and a slender bod.
>She loves the hell out of you and she is always by your side.
>But the problem is she loves you too much.
>You can't get away from her, she's always wanting to cuddle with you, and hold your hands.
>Shes WAY too affectionate, overly touchy and kissy.
>Sure she does nice things, but she goes overboard.
>Shes even started to analyze you, and look through all your phone, papers, and computer files.
>She knows almost everything about you.
>You haven't had space in months and it's driving you fucking crazy.
>Theres no time to yourself, she INSISTS on being everywhere with you at every given time.
How do you save yourself from this nightmare?
Rape
>>25818337
she'd be devesteded for live if she saw all the shit I have on my computer
>>25818337
>How do you save yourself from this nightmare?
Implying this is a bad thing
Ask me anything!
>>25818113
>rape
>>25818113
Is OP a faggot?
>>25818113
will I end up in Equestria when I die?
"Anon what is love?"
>>25818015
Bend over and I'll show you
>>25818015
My child, I would ask you to not inflict any extra pain on yours truly.
Baby dont hurt me
