Janitors are driving to work. Thingpone Thread.
>>25763796
It wasn't much of a rule breaker anyways.
>>25763894
>mfw I reverse image search that image
I mean I've seen alien vaginas but wat
>>25763921
Remember the slogan
>Anything you want her to be
"P-Please be gentle..."
unf
>>25761347
>those books
cumming
and pls tell me there's a super lewd version
>>25761347
>my best friend Luna
I fucking love that story.
It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Let's make sure that this thread thrives and dies before next sunday this time. What most do you like about Celestia in comparison to the other alicorns?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/bMBZKBJg
>>25761072
Who are you you beautiful equine?
“So why are you on my bed?”
>You had a long day, and when you got home all you wanted to do was sleep.
>But nope.
>Sunbutt is just laying there on your bed.
>”Well it’s my day off, and everyone has a knack for making trouble for me on those.”
>God you don’t care anymore.
“Sure, move over then. I’m too tired to argue.”
>And so Anon snuggled with the sun princess.
>Belly rubs might have been involved.
Actually fucking on time edition
Horsefucker radio starts in 5 minutes. Tune in here:
http://fracturedfrequencies.com/
(Click on the Tune In button to the right of the page, underneath RADIO STREAM.)
I'll be spinning horse music, dubstep, and YOUR requests for four hours tonight, from 7:00PM to 11:00PM CST. To make a request post the YOUTUBE or SOUNDCLOUD link in the thread. Requests don't have to be horse related, but come onnnn. Don't hurt me. pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-DWc9nPfQ
>>25758620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahfb7M7jYvA
pls Wooti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vzBdIejVY
>ANON! That misogynistic joke wasn't funny at all, you need to check your privilege.
>>25757605
what a crap thread
>>25757605
oh I do check it. It tells me I am in fact superior. Why do you ask?
>>25757605
don't make me scream rape
CHILE HAS SURRENDERED
AGAIN
http://www.tvn.cl/player/envivo/
>>25757213
BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN
BRING YOUR BEST HAYBURGERS
>>25757213
>WINGS
D R O P P E D
Thread for bg pones who get barely any attention?
>>25752389
While I'll admit, Raven here does have some art - it just feels like she doesn't get mentioned much.
>>25752494
It's hard to find her in amongst all the teen titans ponies by the same name. Such a shame, cause she's a cute pone.
Here we go.. An mlp Confessions thread. let's do this
Ahhh, new thread smell.
As for my confession? I used to hate clop and thought cloppers were disgusting, but now I am a clopper.
>>25750798
I love porn so much~ I fucking want MOAR~
>>25750798
An mlp reaction video series is what got me to become a horsefucker
>"Hey Anon. Where's your pants? Not that there is anything wrong with not wearing pants, I don't wear pants, like ever, but your horn is just sticking out. I didn't even know you were a unicorn, but hey the more you know, right? Most unicorns who I know have horns on their head, but you must just be a special case. Anon, why are you walking towards me? Why are you holding your horn?"
>>25747997
Jesus. All I can hear is that awful voice...
>>25748047
That's my end goal
>>25748074
Is there lewd of her? I'm just curious
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25691786
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>>25738819
Make a satyr do something you think is awesome. You have five minutes.
>>25738819
Next edition..."We can do better" OR "Be Excellent to Each Other"
>>25738917
Satyr is dared to skateboard for the first time. Instead of beefing it, the end up accidentally doing an aerial 360 into a grind, eventually landing in front of Sugarcube Corner without a scratch.They head inside to throw up from the hardcore adrenaline and fear rush.
It's been a long day and I need my regularly scheduled waifu worship.
Kindly fuck your waifu
>>25708262
Go to bed seth
Best pone
> A young filly sets out to explore the islands and oceans off the coast of Baltimare. What strange and interesting places lie beyond the horizon?
The morning air was humid with a slight chill, as the sun had not yet risen all the way. Perfect conditions for adventure.
Of course, there was hardly a time that wasn't good for adventure.
There was one problem, however. Every adventurer worth her salt needs a good craft, and every good craft needs an equally good name. A ship with a stupid name would make a laughing stock of any serious adventurer.
The thing is, you're not that good at coming up with names. ...Or making a craft that can stay afloat for more than a minute.
But hey, that would be an issue for another time.
The title is everything, after all - or at least half the struggle, anyway.
What does our aspiring adventurer do?
>>25686291
Well get up, go outside, and get looking for that adventure!
>>25686291
Find someone that knows how to make crafts.
I need pony porn!
>>25826189
>>>/trash/
Don't thank me
comeon!
Does anyone have the download of this book? It's not on YayPonies yet. Also Berrow book thread I guess.
Two more of these princess books are coming out, plus a Lyra/Bon Bon and Starlight Glimmer one.
>>25825477
It's pretty good all things considered. I liked Journal of the Two Sisters more, but it was still enjoyable for sure.
>>25825477
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/lfmvqfzairtbhxq/AABOZn2TULAvBscsKYKZi653a?dl=0
Help me /mlp/, I'm almost falling to the temptation of clopping.
Please send me links to avoid the desire to do so
>>25825080
Nice try but you obviously want porn.
>>25825080
https://derpibooru.org/1048518
>>25825080
You're being way too damn obvious.
